the practice room

"We’re Sorry, It’s Another Hansol Theory” Theory

So, Hansol posted a dance video on his Instagram! We’re (obviously) very, very happy to see him dancing again but like usual, we’ve been looking too far into it. And by we, of course, this was Rosie.

1. The room that he’s dancing in looks very similar to SM dance practice rooms, as you can see from his post and Lay from EXO’s posts.

And I know the pictures don’t look exactly the same but, without sounding too crazy, I’ve been staring at these pictures for hours, look at the sockets at the bottom of the wall, and the ballet barre is the same (and it’s usually rare to find the same ballet barre in two different studios - Beth)

We’re not saying it’s the exact room, but it’s very similar. Sehun has posted pictures of a similar room too. Dance studios in the same building tend to follow the same style, and it’s kind of unusual to find that style in other studios but, to be honest, dance studios never usually get overly creative with their designs.

It also doesn’t look like any of the rooms Park Ill (the other dancer in the video) has recorded in on his Instagram. 

2. The guy Hansol is dancing with,  Lee Ill, is a dancer from Prepix and worked with Ten on Hit the Stage and Dream in a Dream, and Black on Black which NCT did at the MAMAs and other award shows. There’s obvious links to both NCT and SM Station here.

Do we sound desperate yet?

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A chance meeting in 1983 had David Bowie, Bernard Sumner and Peter Hook chatting away over beers in the Kings Arms in Salford. “…So we were all there just having a laugh and we joked that he should come n have a jam with us, then next minute - well, it was the next day actually, but i didn’t expect he’d definitely come by - and we were in the practice rooms and we were playing Love Will Tear Us Apart and i was like, f%$K we’re playing Love Will Tear Us Apart with David Bowie singing, this is crazy. We never released it - Bowie took a recording of it, and just layered some more vocals on for fun, sent it back to me…” - Bernard Sumner.

the boys were already so satisfied with the minor success of inu that yoongi became anxious and was scared that they had hit their peak with it and were going to fade away like a one-hit wonder. when taehyung tried to comfort him by saying that it was okay because all they needed to do was release another awesome title track, yoongi asked “what if it isn’t good enough?”… no wonder he and namjoon cried together when wings was first released…if you told inu era bts, who was just proud of the fact that they managed to sell out a 5000 seat venue, that they would sell out their whole entire wings tour, win two daesangs, win nearly every music show that they were nominated on, get invited to the bbma and be the first kpop act to win an award at the event, have one of the best selling korean albums of 2017, be the one artist to earn bighit enough money to not only build a new practice room but also move office buildings-all in two years- do you think that they would believe it?

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  • Yoongi: *Sees Jimin practicing some choreo*
  • Yoongi's brain: You should probably tell him to rest a little. He has been working so hard lately, just encourage him a little.
  • Yoongi: *Opens practice room door*
  • Yoongi's brain: Perfect. Now just praise him. Maybe a compliment on his efforts. You are his hyung, anything would help.
  • Yoongi: *Silently hands Jimin a water bottle*
  • Jimin: Thanks?
  • Yoongi: *Turns and walks out without a word*
  • Yoongi's brain: Nailed it.