the populars

  • Jordie Benn: Oh come on, Segs! What straight man walks around all day everyday without a shirt on?
  • Tyler Seguin: Oh gee, let me think. Matthew McConaughey, Channing Tatum, Joe Manganiello.
  • Patrick Sharp: You do realize you're listing off cast members of Magic Mike?
  • Tyler Seguin: Oh sorry. Is that the name of the movie? I thought it was called... the BIBLE.

listen i don’t really give a shit about halsey anymore but it’s very very transparent when yinz are like “I KNEW SHE WASNT A REAL QUEER. I KNEW SHE WAS FAKING IT THE WHOLE TIME FOR PUBLICITY” when she says anything that could even be remotely misconstrued as defending a homophobe (which, from what i can tell, she wasn’t). be better to bi women for fuck’s sake

fun fact: the jonas brothers played bamboozle in 2006 and 2007 alongside these bands……

fall out boy, panic! at the disco, paramore, my chemical romance, taking back sunday, all-american rejects, motion city soundtrack, underoath, relient k, thirty seconds to mars, saves the day, say anything, linkin park, circa survive, plain white t’s, all time low, dashboard confessional, yellowcard, new found glory, and brand new…….. just to name a few.

basically, the jonas brothers were literally lumped in as just another rock/pop punk band at the time, sooo go ahead and jot that down.