Semi shady post, but I love/hate reading fics revolving around alcohol but written by people who don’t know anything about drinking alcohol (and don’t do research or ask around), because then you get really awesome lines like:
“Within an hour, he drank seven screwdrivers and took four shots of liquor. He was feeling a little bit buzzed.”
….really? A little bit buzzed, you say, after drinking seven screwdrivers and taking four shots of liquor in an hour. All while being able to dance on the dance floor and have a make-out session in the club’s bathroom. In an hour.
Also, this guy is tallying up quite the bar bill, and it’s only been an hour. But he’s definitely not drunk. Just a “bit buzzed.”