the pines

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This comic by @tortoisefeet was just too good. I really wanted to dub it, so I did!

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Snow on mountains, Seward Bay, Alaska

Aw, man, you took all my good options!  Eh, that’s okay.  If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s coming up with creative alternatives to any situation!  That, and drawing pufferfish.  

I dunno about you, but I can draw a mean pufferfish.  And by that I mean a nice one!  But yeah, uh, anyway…

So I have to fight Bill alone, huh?  Yeesh, who came up with that?  Do you want me to get my face rearranged by a triangle whackadoo?  But bleh, I guess that’s what I gotta work with, so let’s see…

Oh, wait, I got it!  I’d create…wait for it…a Pines pinwheel!  See, all of my family and friends would be arranged together in like, this giant pinwheel thing, right?  And I’d be the one in control of the pinwheel, so I’d just spin them faster and faster until their giant pinwheel powers blow Bill into the next dimension! (Or at least really far into the Pacific Ocean.)

I know it sounds crazy, but like, so does getting attacked by a floating yellow shape man, am I right? You gotta try everything!

And before you say that doesn’t count because my family’s part of it, guess again!  I’m using them as the weapon itself, so it totally counts.  Haha, loopholes!

Oh, geez, I hope Dipper doesn’t throw up from all that spinning…

~Mabel