Aw, man, you took all my good options! Eh, that’s okay. If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s coming
up with creative alternatives to any
situation! That, and drawing
I dunno about you, but I can draw a mean pufferfish. And by that
I mean a nice one! But yeah, uh, anyway…
So I have to fight Bill alone, huh? Yeesh, who came up with that? Do you want
me to get my face rearranged by a triangle whackadoo? But bleh, I guess that’s what I gotta work
with, so let’s see…
Oh, wait, I got it! I’d
create…wait for it…a Pines pinwheel! See, all of my family and friends would be
arranged together in like, this giant pinwheel thing, right? And I’d be the one in control of the
pinwheel, so I’d just spin them faster and faster until their giant pinwheel
powers blow Bill into the next dimension! (Or at least really far into the
I know it sounds crazy, but like, so does getting attacked by
a floating yellow shape man, am I right?
You gotta try everything!
And before you say that doesn’t count because my family’s
part of it, guess again! I’m using them
as the weapon itself, so it totally
counts. Haha, loopholes!
Oh, geez, I hope Dipper doesn’t throw up from all that
the best thing ever is when hanzo is actually the one who’s a lovesick mess and pines after mccree so hard and he tries to play it cool and mccree is oblivious and he’s naturally flirtatious so hanzo is constantly in a state of what the heckin fuck whaT DO I DO