the photo not the xmas tree

More Holiday AUs
  • “I’ve been caroling in this neighborhood for years, and if you think I’m going to let some two-bit amateur and their friends take over my turf, they’ve got another thing coming” AU
  • “I found the perfect Xmas tree, let’s go. No. Don’t turn around. They’re not yelling at us. They’re not saying ‘we stole their tree” they’re saying they love our xmas tree. JUST PUT THE TREE IN THE TRUCK AND GO GO GO.” AU
  • “i work at the wrapping counter in the mall and you work as an elf at the santa photo place and our departments hate each other. ” AU
  • “i’m tired of people forgetting about Hanukkah. I’M GOING TO TAKE DOWN THAT CHRISTMAS AND MAKE INTO A HANUKKAH TREE WHO’S WITH ME” AU
  • “this is the third year in a row i’ve been in jail on Christmas. thanks for giving me the nice cell this year. ‘preciate it.” AU
  • “someone new moved into the house next door and they really take christmas decorating seriously but if they think their house is going to be better than mine than they’ve got another thing coming” AU
  • “i accidentally walked into the wrong holiday party and everyone is pretending they know me SOMEONE HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE” AU
  • “my car is snowed in at my parents house and you’re the dumb plow driver that did the deed. come back here and get me out” AU
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Christmas Book Haul 2015 🎇

Thank you so much to my family and friends for giving me almost exclusively books for Christmas. They know me well! 📖

Now I just have to decide which one to read first…

Holiday AUs
  • “i didn’t mean to eavesdrop but: where do you get off saying Love Actually is the worst xmas movie ever? I WILL FIGHT YOU STRANGER ON THE PLANE” AU
  • “our child just asked me how we met and i don’t want to tell them you beat me with a roll of wrapping paper when i tried to steal your taxi on christmas eve” AU

  • “we accidentally went to a holiday party wearing the same ugly christmas sweater and now everyone thinks we’re a couple but i don’t even know you” AU

  • “I’m working as an elf in the mall and you’re santa claus and you’re really hot and it feels wrong to have dirty fantasies about sitting on your lap, if you catch my drift” AU

  • “we were both cheapos who didn’t want to dish out more dinero for an earlier flight so we’re stuck in this god forsaken airport in the middle of a blizzard on christmas eve and do you want to split this toblerone?” AU

  • “PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON. MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO BE HERE IN FIVE MINUTES B/C THEY THOUGHT THAT SURPRISING ME FOR XMAS WAS A GOOD IDEA BUT THEY DON’T KNOW THAT WE’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR TWO YEARS” AU

  • “we’re both in the emergency room because a christmas tree fell on me and broke my clavicle, and you’re here because you fell off the roof putting up twinkle lights and need seven stitches over your eye” AU

  • “twas the night before christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even - OH MY GOD WHO ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE” AU

  • “tonight’s the last night of hanukkah and my parents keep asking to meet my “nice jewish boy/girl - friend” so if you don’t mind, you’re the only jewish person my parent’s haven’t met.” AU

  • “I work at the photo center and you have the best christmas cards ever. it was an honor to print out 50 cards of you dressed as a gladiator, slaying a xmas tree” AU

  • “i don’t care if you don’t celebrate xmas. i do not care if you don’t care about the holidays. you are not spending xmas alone.” AU

  • “you’re right, maybe i shouldn’t have waited until christmas eve to do my shopping but you’re in the same boat buster, NOW GIVE ME THIS TOASTER OR I WILL BITE OFF YOUR EAR” AU

Ghaaa! The cats keep posing and looking cute with the Christmas decoration, I have no time to relax cause there are so many photo opportunities!! Aaahh!

Clearly Blake has already grasped the whole concept of Christmas Presents under the tree (despite this being his first time) and spread himself generously across and on top of all the gifts to emphasize his claim. 

Here’s a Christmas story I made for my lil bro last year:

Time to put up the tree!

It’s a little short…

Oh, we get it now…

FUZZY SNOWBALLS!

Oh man, and they glow!

Okay, I seriously left the dragons alone for two minutes.

Is that santa? No! Imposter!

Do we… Do we hatch them?

Bring those back!

Time out corner.

I don’t think they learnt their lesson.

IT’S SO SHINY!

Run!

Well, we got there in the end.