the phan family

I showed another friend smut for the first time, Gods help me I need new friends.
Here is what he said…


“Ooh kinky” *followed by wiggling his tounge*

“This boy has more succ than a Henry Hoover”

“Is it okay to be straight yet extremely aroused by this? I’m asking for a friend.”

“So…descriptive…”

“14 inch cock what……sure…”

“THAT CAN’T POSSIBLY FIT BUT THERE IT IS, BALLS DEEP IN THAT ASS”

suculent ass , same”

“How does it fit though? I am serious, I take biology and theres no way it can get all the way in his ass. Logically speaking here.”

“Poor guy, he will never be able to sit again”

“WAIT THEY ARENT FINISHED?”

“Why am I reading this again? Why am I your friend?”

“Thats it I am disowning you as a friend”

The Lester family holiday: 2017 edition
  • Phil a few weeks ago: I'll be on holiday with my family in Florida for a week or two after Playlist! :)
  • Phandom: Oooo, so like usual Dan will go home while the Lester family holiday is ongoing and we'll see him alone home! In the new house! Exciting!
  • Phandom: So there, Playlist is over, so Dan will probably be going home...
  • Phandom: ... Any time now!
  • Phandom: ... Really, any time at all!
  • Phandom: ... it's been a week.
  • Phandom: ... They're all wholesomely watching Eurovision together...
  • Phandom: ... Dan?
  • Daniel: ;)
  • Dan: In the Bahamas!
  • Phandom: okay cool, where's phil?
  • Dan: Sike! in Florida with Phil still got cha
  • Phandom: what the heck??
  • Phandom: where is phil?!
  • Phil: I'm with the fam
  • Dan: *posts pictures of food featuring Phil's arm*
  • Phandom: WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!
  • Dan: ;)
I demand that Dab and Evan Pancakes get married

it would be soooo cute, just imagine evan is the shy little boy and dab takes him under his wing and it starts out as a childhood friendship but as they got older they slowly realize the love they have for each other and get married

i need this 

please 

How Dan and Phil probably broke up #57
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Phil:</b> Dan, The End is here<p/><b>Dan:</b> <p/><b>Dan:</b> Why did you name our child this way<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
I'm so in love with everything in the new video

Dab growing up with Evan
How excited they both were
maTCHING TRACKIES
He has bunny slippers!!!!
Dan and Phil being the biggest dads
Decorating
“He’s doing soft and neat”
“They’re watching”
Dab is all artistic and Evan is all geeky

My poor heart