karlie’s birthday wishes for taylor rated based on level of gayness:
2014 - 0/10. normal birthday wishes. not very gay. they aint even touching in the goddamn picture. not impressed.
2015 - 10/10. actual fucking vows. karlie calm down. this year was so extra. karlie calls taylor her partner in crime. also says she’s “looking forward to a lifetime of adventures ahead together”(maybe the gayest thing ever said -no heterosexual explanation for it). personal polaroid of just the two on them on the set of that very sapphic vogue photoshoot. one (1) heart emoji. very homosexual. super gay. wow.
2016 - 9/10. not quite vows but still decently gay. karlie calls taylor her ride or die, basically saying they’d die for each other and thats pretty fucking gay. they are still partners in crime (see above). three (3) heart emojis and the two dancing girls. a picture of taylor GRABBING KARLIE BY THE NECK AND KISSING HER CHEEK. karlie ends it by letting us all know she’ll be seeing taylor very soon (the gayness of that implication i will leave open to interpretation). overall a pretty gay year.