the perm must wait

Hamilton Characters as Parks and Recreation Quotes
  • Alexander Hamilton: I love this idea, and I love me, for thinking of it.
  • Eliza Schuyler Hamilton: like a coy dutch woman guarding a dark secret.
  • Angelica Schuyler Church: Be the woman who moves away, climbs the ladder, and confidently comes back and has sex with her hot old English teacher just for kicks.
  • Aaron Burr: (“so you weren’t thinking”) Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.
  • Also Aaron Burr: One time I waited outside a woman’s house for five days just to show her how serious I was about wanting to drill her.
  • Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette: I thought you needed some air, even if that air is fouled by the stench of European socialism.
  • Hercules Mulligan: I got the babysitter pregnant. And when she was in the delivery room I had sex with not one, but four nurses in a supply closet...as well as a woman whose husband was getting a liver transplant.
  • John Laurens: Derek is gay but he's straight for me, but he's gay for Ben, and Ben's really gay for Derek.
  • George Washington: I value a good education, so I don't want to see Andy waste his time in college. Of all my co-workers, he's one of a small number whom I don't actively root against. Ah, there I go getting all sappy.
  • King George III: The key to burning an ex-wife effigy is to dip it in paraffin wax and then toss the flaming bottle of isopropyl alcohol from a safe distance. Do not stand too close when you burn an ex-wife effigy.
  • Samuel Seabury: I AM NOT CRYING, OK? I'M ALLERGIC TO JERKS!
  • Peggy Schuyler: My sister's really lame. But Andy's pretty cool. I guess I kinda see why he would marry her. Also, if anyone has seen my grey hoodie I lost it, thanks.
  • Thomas Jefferson: This is why people hate the government. Because just when the bill is going to pass, everything is ruined by some jerkbutt.
  • James Madison: All government is a waste of taxpayer money
  • Maria Reynolds: That woman really knows her way around a penis.
  • John Reynolds: I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.
  • Philip Hamilton: I guess when my life is incomplete I wanna shoot someone.
  • General Charles Lee: THE PERM MUST WAIT, Autumn. THE PERM....MUST WAIT.