the perfect luna lovegood

I f*cking love crossovers.
- The Ravenclaw dorm has an unspoken rule: do not turn off the radio
- Back in 1983, a team off Ravenclaws figured out how to make a radio work in Hogwarts, but something was off
- It only picked up one station: Night Vale Community Radio
- The students didn’t know what to make of it. Was it a fictional station? Was it a real place?
- Regardless, they left it on. They never once turned it off, to this day.
- It’s a morale strengthener and bonding exercise for the Ravenclaws
- Every evening all the Ravenclaws gather in the common room to listen to the American’s sultry voice
- Some of them study, some of them create, some of them just listen silently, but all of them listen
- Eventually, one bright student learns that Night Vale is a real place
- The head of Ravenclaw house has to send them all to bed because of the party
- Many Ravenclaws head to Night Vale after they graduate and are just so happy because Merlin’s beard, it’s real
- All of the other houses are completely baffled by the Ravenclaws
- “What the hell are they talking about?”
- Luna Lovegood, especially, takes a shine to the radio station and brings some of her friends to listen one year.
- Namely, Ginny, Hermione, Harry, and Ron
- Obviously, Hermione breaks a little bit
- “Muggle technology can’t work here!” “This is obviously just fiction!” “This can’t be a real place!”
- Ron and Harry work together to stop her and they all listen in rapt attention
- Ginny falls in love with the station, and Harry likes it
- Ron doesn’t buy it
- Hermione is convinced it’s fictional, and that there’s no such place as ‘Night Vale’
- Years later, Luna takes a trip to America after graduation
- And Hermione receives a post card with the words “Welcome to Night Vale” on it and a photo of Luna in front of the sign
- She has to sit down and absorb it
- It’s a tradition for seventh years to tell first years what they need to know about the radio
- Most importantly, not to turn off the radio
- It’s a tradition that still stands today.
- It’s a big reason of why Ravenclaws are the weirdest, wackiest, and most creative house as a whole
(I plan on doing different crossovers with Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin, too, this is just my Ravenclaw pride coming through)

It’s funny because I was so goddamn protective of Luna that when I heard she married Rolf I was all huffy like “who is this Rolf? What is he like? I need to meet him. I can’t approve of Rolf dating my little Luna” but as soon as I watched FBAWTFT I was like “well if this Rolf guy is anything like his granddaddy he’s perfect for my precious baby Luna. Take care of her”

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“Hurry up Luna!” I stood at the stairs waiting for my girlfriend to put on her bathing suit. She always took so long to do a lot of things because she ambled serenely everywhere. She also often stopped to look at random objects and sometimes would stand for fifteen minutes straight just observing things. 

“I’m coming, I’m coming.” Luna appeared at the top of the stairs wearing a blue and white spotted bikini. I smiled as the wind from the beach drifted through the window and made her white-blonde hair wave.

When she finally came down the stairs, I took her hand in mine and pulled her closer to me, leaving a lingering kiss on her cheek. Luna’s cheeks turned a rosy pink and she wrapper her arm around my waist. 

Warm weather, hot sand, and my beautiful girlfriend was all I needed in a perfect holiday.

3

HP Aesthetic: Ravenclaw Girls | (insp)

“i want to apologize to all the women i have called beautiful
before i’ve called them intelligent or brave
i am sorry i made it sound as though
something as simple as what you’re born with
is all you have to be proud of
when you have broken mountains with your wit
from now on i will say things like
you are resilient, or you are extraordinary
not because i don’t think you’re beautiful
but because i need you to know
you are more than that.”

listen i get the whole “shipping luna w/ neville” thing, i really do, and it did seem pretty random that jk rowling would just set her up w/ basically a stranger (to the potterheads anyways) but after seeing fbawtft, i get it, i totally get it, i mean if rolf is anything like his grandfather, then he and luna might just be perfect for each other.

OKAY BUT Newt Scamander is a precious cinnamon roll with tons of weird magical creatures hidden in his suitcase and he’s fantastic and his GRANDSON MARRIES LUNA LOVEGOOD DO YOU REALIZE HOW PERFECT THIS IS THAT MAN IS THE CLOSEST I HAVE EVER SEEN TO PERFECTION FOR LUNA JUST THANK YOU

J.K. Rowling: Luna marries Rolf Scamander

Everyone: wait what

J.K. Rowling: don’t worry imma make a movie you’ll love it

Everyone: WAIT WHAT

I am genuinely disappointed Harry that ended up with Ginny, simply because I’ve never actually liked her (don’t hate me!). Ever since Luna was introduced, I always pictured her and Harry ending up together. Her soft and sweet personality really fits with Harry’s impulsive and dorky personality, and the fact that she never treated him differently because of who he was makes it all perfect in my eyes.

anonymous asked:

At first, Ginny had thought something wrong with her. First Michael, then Dean, and now Harry, too? She grinned, giddy with the information she now had at hand. Maybe these three men had all realized, after having sex with her, that they were gay and that should be a hard hit on a woman's ego. But after her Michael had found Dennis Creevey and Dean had admitted his feelings towards Seamus and they got together, Ginny thought herself a born matchmaker. Now she only had to find someone for Harry.

YES! THIS IS PERFECT! I AM HERE FOR MATCHMAKER GINNY

I love when Ginny and Hermione team up to try to find a boy for Harry, and Pansy hears them scheming and saunters up to join them because “If I have to hear Draco bitch about Potter one more night I will Incarcerous him to Potter’s headboard and leave them to it.” And Luna just listens and smiles, “Oh, they’ve fancied each other for years. You never noticed?” I love those girls.

And Ginny gets Luna in the end, so they all win