the penalty box

Tonight I was working in the penalty box at my brother’s hockey game when one of the guys from the opposing team got a tripping penalty. So, as my job requires I have to get his jersey number so I can record it and put it up on the score board with his penalty. I asked him for his number and…well…he gave it to me. His phone number

Poor kid went beet red after I explained I meant his jersey number, not his phone number. I talked to him after the game to make sure he was all good and such, and he said, oh my god, “keep the number, just in case you’re ever looking for anything besides a jersey number.”

Smooth as fuck.

Non-hockey Check Please fans… ya’ll kno the Sin Bin (fine buckets) is named after the penalty box in hockey right? Like it’s not just a casual choice? It’s the affectionate name for the penalty box? In hockey? Which is one of the central parts of this comic? The angry ice knife game whose fratty culture in central to the themes of said comic?

Bob collects terrible photos of Jack

Weird faces in the penalty-box? Laughing at a bad joke? Sneezing fit on the Falconers bench? That one time Jack scratched his face and it looked he was picking his nose? 

Bob hoards those candid moments like a dragon hoards treasure because he never wants to frame another picture where a photographer had to ask Jack to smile.

More about Kent Parson’s absolute hatred of Patrick Kane: that time they were both invited to test out NHL 17 on xbox and all Kent did was fight Kane. He didn’t even try to play properly

Kane: “We’re on the same team! I didn’t even know you could do that!”

Parse: *Comes out of the penalty box with his gloves already off and heads straight for Kane’s character*