the pawfeet collective

WHO WANTS TO BE MY INTERNET BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?

IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU’RE 13 OR 130, DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU’RE BUTT UGLY OR SOCIALLY RETARDED, MALE OR FEMALE OR UNDETERMINABLE – NOTHING MATTERS AT ALL. I JUST WANT SOMEONE (OTHER THAN MY HEADMATES) TO TELL OTHERS THAT I’M ACTUALLY “DATING” SOMEONE. WE DON’T HAVE TO MEET, EVER, THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT.

HIT ME UP IF YOU’RE AS SAD AS I AM, IT’LL BE MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL.