the patty hearst syndrome

As the granddaughter of the very successful American publisher, William Randolph Hearst, Patty Hearst became a hot target for ransom-based kidnappings. Sure enough, In 1974, while studying in California, Hearst was abducted by a left-wing terrorist group known as the Symbionese Liberation Army or SLA. After being isolated for such a long time, Hearst developed Stockholm Syndrome, and began to sympathise and support her abductors’ cause. She became involved in making propaganda announcements for them and partaking in a number of robberies and terrorism attacks. Hearst was eventually found 19 months later, by which time she was wanted by the FBI for serious crimes. She was sentenced to over 35 years in prison for a massive bank robbery, despite her claims that she had been threatened and raped into joining the group. Her conviction and long prison sentence were widely seen as unjust by members of the public, but the procedural correctness of her trial was upheld by the courts. Some years later, Hearst’s sentence was commuted by President Jimmy Carter, and she was finally pardoned by President Bill Clinton. Hearst, now 61, is a free woman and lives happily with her family somewhere in the USA.

This is Larry. He is about to sacrifice his life for an undercover cop he barely knows. This fate could have been avoided IF he had a sassy ace friend.
  • Mr. Pink: What are you doing, what are you doing, what the fuck are you doing?
  • Mr. White: I love him!
  • Mr. Pink: You love him? You met him Sunday! It's barely Thursday morning. Slow down, crazy, slow down.
  • Mr. White: Love makes you crazy.
  • Mr. Pink: Yeah I would say so. "You push that woman-man thing too long and it gets to you after a while." Translation: "Queer! Queer! I am really queer! Are there any twinks on my heist?" Orange killed Blonde with a gun.
  • Mr. White: Blonde tortured the cop and threatened to kill us--
  • Mr. Pink: SAVE IT PATTY HEARST I'M NOT BUYING STOCKHOLM SYNDROME TODAY THANK YOU.
  • Mr. White: I'm a grown man!
  • Mr. Pink: I think your 14 and you're an idiot. You told Orange your name and where you're from. Look at your life, look at your choices - have you even slept with this guy?
  • Mr. White: I DID.
  • Mr. Pink: ...[groans, face palms]
Sassy Gay Friend Starters (PT.1)
  • ROMEO & JULIET:
  • "What are you doing? What, what, what are you doing?"
  • "I love him/her."
  • "You love him/her? You met him/her Sunday."
  • "Slow down, crazy. Slow down."
  • "Love makes you crazy."
  • "Romeo, Romeo? Wherefore art thou, Romeo?"
  • "Translation: desperate. Desperate. I am really desperate."
  • "Are there any stalkers on my grounds?"
  • "Save it, Patty Hearst."
  • "I'm not buying any Stockholm Syndrome today, thank you."
  • "I'm a grown woman/man."
  • "I think you're fourteen and you're an idiot."
  • "Look at your life. Look at your choices."
  • "You big slut! Good for you!"
  • "C'mon, you stupid bitch."
  • "She/he's a stupid bitch."
  • OTHELLO:
  • "___ has ordered me to bed."
  • "Yeah, well, he/she's also ordered a pillow at Bed, Bath & Beyond that's good for smothering."
  • "Why would he/she do that?"
  • "I have been faithful to him/her."
  • "I know that, and you know that."
  • "We gotta go."
  • "Some guy/girl ends up with your handkerchief so your husband/wife gets to murder you?"
  • "Does that mean I had sex with him/her? No."
  • "Why are you still in the bed?"
  • "He/she said I was false as hell."
  • EVE:
  • "This is a setup, but you don't realize it because your brain is made out of rib."
  • "No, God would never do that."
  • "This can't be paradise, okay?"
  • "God planned this world in seven days."
  • "So what will happen if I eat the apple?"
  • "He/she's gonna punish you."
  • "But really, he/she made vaginas too small."
  • "Step away from the carbohydrates."
  • "It sounds like a terrible rap name."
  • "Let's get you some clothes."
  • "No, he/she's fine."
  • THE GIVING TREE:
  • "It's not an abusive relationship!"
  • "He/she had a chainsaw!"
  • "He/she loved me!"
  • "First of all: gross."
  • "Did he/she say he/she was busy, and then cut you like a bitch?"
  • "Yeah, and the guy from Silence of the Lambs needed a fat girl's skin to make a flesh suit."
  • "This is turning into a Snuff film!"
  • "Gross, no!"
  • "I'm setting you up with a real nice guy/girl."
  • "Oh... that's a little too much."
  • "No, that sounds nice."
  • "And now she/he's in love... with a recluse."
  • GREAT EXPECTATIONS:
  • "It is time for some greater expectations!"
  • "And can I just say -- enough!"
  • "Take off the dress."
  • "Take a bath."
  • "P.S., it's not vintage if you've been wearing it since it wasn't."
  • "Big deal, it happens."
  • "I will not move on!"
  • "I will have my revenge."
  • "You don't adopt a baby to hurt men/women!"
  • "We need a new plan for you."
  • "And what's with all the clocks?"
  • "Why do you want to remember the worst moment of your life?"
  • "'Ew' is right."
  • "And I've been so cruel."
  • "You have been a total dick."
  • "Flip it, tip it, sip it."
  • "What is this called?"
  • "Because they're paying me."
  • BLACK SWAN:
  • "Is this heaven?"
  • "It's the hospital."
  • "What, what, what were you doing?"
  • "I wanted to kill myself!"
  • "It's ballet! Ballet!"
  • "You have done nothing perfectly!"
  • "Stop chopping people's tongues when you kiss them!"
  • "P.S., your technique is amazing."
  • "Don't pick at your finger!"
  • "Buy some nail clippers!"
  • "I did it with a girl/guy!"
  • "You're missing the point."
  • "I was perfect."
  • "I'm sorry I was a stupid bitch."
  • "You're a crazy bitch."