the patent trap

“These babies are cute, but they were DESTROYING my garden!”

Not anymore…thanks to Baby Trap! Baby Trap’s patented hexagonal technology makes it irresistible to babies. Simply position Baby Trap in a location where you have baby damage, fill with Cheerios, and wait!  

“Try and get your slobbery fingers all over my peonies now you little jerks! THANKS, BABY TRAP!”

Baby Trap is not sold in stores.

Baby Trap may also attract the following: squirrels, raccoons, bears, possums, leprechauns, slightly larger possums, the sandworm from “Beetlejuice,” Charmanders, and CPS. 

Baby Trap is not legal in the following states: All