the p2iioniic

what the fuck diid you ju2t fuckiing 2ay about me, you liittle nook2taiin? ii’ll have you know ii graduated top of my cla22 a2 a thre2hecutiioner, and ii’ve been iinvolved iin numerou2 2ecret raiid2 agaiin2t lowblood2 liike you, and ii have over 300 confiirmed culliing2. ii am traiined iin goriilla warfare and ii’m the top p2iioniic iin the entiire alterniia armed force2. you are nothiing two me but ju2t another target. ii wiill wiipe you the fuck out wiith precii2iion the liike2 of whiich ha2 never been 2een before on alterniia, mark my fuckiing word2. you thiink you can get away wiith 2ayiing that 2hiit two me over the iinternet? thiink agaiin, fucker. a2 we 2peak ii am contactiing my 2ecret network of 2piie2 acro22 the planet and your iip ii2 beiing traced riight now 2o you better prepare for the 2torm, 2hiit-maggot. the 2torm that wiipe2 out the pathetiic liittle thiing you call your exii2tence. you’re fuckiing dead, pupa. ii can be anywhere, anytiime, and ii can cull you iin over 2even hundred way2, and that’2 ju2t wiith my bare hand2. not only am ii exten2iively traiined iin unarmed combat, but ii have acce22 two the entiire ar2enal of the alterniian empiire and ii wiill u2e iit two iit2 full extent two wiipe your mii2erable a22 off the face of the planet, you liittle 2hiit. iif only you could have known what unholy retriibutiion your liittle “clever” comment wa2 about two briing down upon you, maybe you would have held your fuckiing tongue. but you couldn’t, you diidn’t, and now you’re payiing the priice, you goddamn iidiiot. ii wiill 2hiit fury all over you and you wiill drown iin iit. you’re fuckiing dead, wriiggler.

lunalovecorfe  asked:

I beg of you, please, Redglare in Psiioniic's outfit and Psiioniic wearing Redglare's clothes that were meant to fit him! Pretty please with justice at the top? [also, I absolutely adore the psiiglare you've done and seen everyone else asking her to wear someone else's clothes and I just need to see this before I die :p]

1 tot4lly w34r 1t b3tt3r. ((Collaboration with @ask-p2iioniic!!! Go follow!!))

@centurionascendant @thebalancingyiingy @grandhighgamzee @landhai @bubbledfae 

Hello there. II 2uppo2e II 2hould’ve been expectiing further company, de2piite my lack of actiiviity on thii2 blog. The dock2 keep me faiirly well occupiied 2o II apologiize for that.

Regardle22, II am Thyru2, commonly known a2 The P2iioniic, or in 2ome rare occa2iion2, Helm2man. Any work2, though II don’t really con2iider my2elf much of a ‘Helm2man’ anymore. 

anonymous asked:

could ii plea2e have 2ome po2iitiiviity for a p2iioniic who iis gettiing 2ome really bad memoriie2 and who wii2he2 they would 2top?

Hey Psionic!

Psionic shhh *pap* im very sorry you’re having these bad memories. I know how hard it is to deal with horrid things like that champ and you just half to give them time, i’m sure you have heard time heals all wounds. Just relax and get some rest and don’t dawn on the past, think of the future! play some relaxing music and just forget those bad memories. i’m sure what happen in your past can be forgiven. If you need anything at all don’t hesitate to ask dude! you’ve got people here to help

- Mod Jake

ALRIGHT THEN LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOWWWAAAIIT

WAIT A SECOND

WHERE WERE WE EVEN AT (‘◇’)

shit. shiiiiiit it’s been like a month, what the hell happened last time I did this???

…Something involving the Felt and profanity, if these strewn about post-its are anything to go by?

Alright, something about a demon, and Sollux’s virus, and Karkat being an idiot, and, oh, okay.

I remember now.

Back to crying, I guess.

Sounds like your lusus is agitated about something up there. You already gave him his serving of honey today. If he thinks he can get more, well that’s just greedy.

You wonder what could be bothering him?

Well, I don’t want to alarm you, but, following the current trend, probably a severe case of Headexploditis

That, or the imminent death of millions of people via the first batch of meteors

Or both

Quite possibly even the loss of your Lusus CAUSED by wayward civilisation-destroying meteor

So many fun options hahahaah (థ - థ)

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