the out take

Fanon Homestuck characters i experienced in fics over the years because i Love being in Pain: Beta kid Edition

JOHN: blank slate?? John “Can Be Whoever U Want” Egbert. sleeps with a nic cage bodypillow…..  uses :B a lot? Hello Naughty Children Its Nonstop Mean Pranks Time i hope u like ur hair dyed pink and half shaved

JADE: infomercial voice: Ever Needed an unnecessary antagonist to ur Dave x (character/reader insert) ship but didnt want to create a whole new character? Try Jade Harley for the low low price of $stop

ROSE: summons the power of every lovecraftian monstrosity to empower her ability to be ur wing-man in the up and coming ship of the fic. at exactly 12 midnight EST on a blue moon, during the Lost 29th Day of February, she may mention the tales of a wandering cryptid by the name of Kanaya then u will unlock her quest chain to later unlock this vampire to be a new playable character and gain an achievement

DAVE: 2 ¾ cups of all purpose Personality. 1 teaspoon of irony. ½ cup of apple juice. 2 eggs. 2 cups of white sugar. 1 ¼ cups of All I Do Is DJ. Then pour into a blender and sprinkle in 4 pounds of Popular Highschool Boy Tropes, force the lid closed, turn it on and pray

A loved one not lost but remembered. 

So here’s a question: the Galra commander who captures Sam, Matt, and Shiro flat out says they’re primitive and don’t know anything useful. If that’s the case, why did Zarkon order that they be interrogated by the Druids? Why was this Galra ship specifically ordered to be in the solar system? I feel like if Zarkon knew that the Blue Lion was on earth he would have gone straight there and not bothered with interrogating random humans. So was it just standard procedure? From what we’ve seen, it looks like the Druids are a pretty small group and generally busy doing evil space magic things, so why would Zarkon pull them away from the Komar experiment just to talk to some Earth hillbillies?

Basically what I’m getting at here is: Zarkon knew there was something on Earth that he needed, he just wasn’t sure what, and he probably didn’t even suspect that it was the Blue Lion or he would have gone in guns blazing a lot sooner. So who tipped him off to keep an eye on this planet, and why?

there are people who ? exists ? and live their lives without ever wanting to die ?????? some people wake up in the mornings and are ready to start their day ?????? there ?? are people??? who ??? sleep at night ??? without pills ??????? what the fuck

hey if u want a p2 ticket for shinee in la

i’m selling one!! i ended up getting another ticket so now i have this extra that’s not being put to any use. it’s row 30, seat 47. i’m selling it for the same price i bought it for (including tax and all that), which is about 214 dollars!! pls message me if you want to know anything else. it would be rly useful if u could reblog this so ppl can see it thank u friends!!

anonymous asked:

I don't use discord but is it possible for other NY livers to join?

Of course! The more, the merrier ꉂ(・∀・ゝ ≡ ・∀・)ゝ

I definitely woke up The Husband the other night on a tear about the trust between an author and their reader. I was flipping out after finishing a series where NONE of the time travel questions were answered. I may have gone off about “using time travel as a gimmick rather than an honored tradition in literature.” So you know… I’m totally normal.

2

i was tagged by the gorgeous dragneel queen @tartatail and others over a month ago whoops for a selfie thingy, i cannot live w/o snow filters i look less tired @ god help me

i’m tagging my beautiful @fulllbusters, @sestets, @tobeiru, and @witchnyx!! don’t do it if you don’t feel comfortable <33

anyway the best thing about the new rhato team is that jason, despite being over 6 feet, is the smol one

This is the worst comment I’ve ever recieved on a YouTube video ever and I feel personally attacked rn