the otp to end all other ships

classic lit authors on ao3
  • Jane Austen: The slowburn writer to end all slowburn writers. Has a mild case of purple prose syndrome. Sets you up to think she's using a really lame trope or cliche, but then pulls the old BITCH U THOUGHT. Gets in fights with commenters who completely miss the point of her work.
  • William Shakespeare: Where dick jokes meet feels. Recycles old plots that have been in the fandom for years, but always manages to put a new spin on it. That said, he's better known for good character writing than good plots. Kind of problematic, but people love him anyway. Laughs at and encourages commenters who completely miss the point of his work.
  • The Brontë Sisters: Their fics get lots of comments but they never reply. They never leave author notes, either. They share an account, and there are talks of a collab fic coming soon. Write fics for OTPs of questionable healthiness and consent. Only ever write darkfic. Like, REALLY dark. ...People are getting kind of worried about them.
  • Edgar Allan Poe: Also only ever writes darkfic, but at this point, people have moved past being worried about him and have just accepted that he's weird, he's morbid, and we love him. Channels his feelings about his ex into his writing. It results in really good stories but everyone's sort of like, "...Dude."
  • Charles Dickens: Trying to set the record for highest wordcount on ao3, and it shows.
  • Victor Hugo: Currently holds the record for highest wordcount on ao3.
  • Oscar Wilde: Only ever writes M/M. Has a BAD case of purple prose, but it's worth it if you manage to get through. His stories are either hilarious or soul-crushing. Or somehow both. People love him but know better than to disagree with him publicly, lest he destroy you with one of his infamous subtweets.
  • L. Frank Baum: Wrote one really well-loved story that's among the most famous in the fandom, and it's literally all he's known for, and it pisses him off. His popular story became a multichap against his will because it's the only one of his stories anyone actually reads. He keeps trying to end it so he can work on other things, but always ends up coming back.
  • Arthur Conan Doyle: Feels L. Frank Baum's pain. SO much.
  • James Joyce: Has fascinating ideas, but takes forEVER to get to the point in his stories. Also a stoner, and it shows.
  • Lousia May Alcott: Writes stories for her unpopular OTP (that's a NOTP for most of the fandom) and breaks up everyone's favorite ships, mainly out of spite. Also kills everyone's favorite characters, less so out of spite.
  • Mary Shelley: Writes incredible stories, but publishes under her boyfriend's account because she's banned from ao3. ...Again.
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#gabriella encouraging troy to embrace the music #troy encouraging gabriella to embrace their love #troy and gabriella encouraging each other to be brave and to put their fears aside #troy and gabriella encouraging each other to face the thing that scares them the most #troy and gabriella encouraging each other #(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

ToG/ACOTAR asks

So here’s a little ask thing because I’d think it’d be fun and cool for the fandom to have more of it’s own!! feel free to reblog. The asks either relate to one of the series (specified) or both!

1) Which of the ToG characters do you relate most to?

2) Which of the ACOTAR character do you relate most to?

3) Which character in either series do you think you would dislike the most in real life?

4) Which character wouldn’t like YOU in real life?

5) Which character would you be best friends with irl/

6) Who’s your otp from acotar?

7) Otp from ToG?

8) Did you ship Rowaelin from the moment he came into the picture?

9) How quickly did you stop shipping Chaolaena? Or do you still ship ot?

10) Which character do you ship yourself most with and why?

11) Ships that annoy you and why

12) Do you ship Amren and Varian or would you rather Amren remain alone?

13) Any theories about where Amren came from and what her real form is?

14) How do you view Rhys’s actions UtM?

15) Do you want Tamlin to die? Are you pro redemption arc? How do want his arc to end?

16) Which villain out of both series do you hate the most?

17) Do you blame Elena?

18) Which villain do you want to slowly suffer and which one do you want a painful death for?

19) Tell me how you feel about moriel, elucien, and nessian.

20) Thoughts on “nameless is my price?”

21) How do you think ToG will end? 

22) Do you prefer the Celaena story arc or the Aelin arc? Or do you find that the difference between the two is simply character growth?

23) Long haired rowan or short haired rowan?

24) Which character would you most like to hook up with?

25) Which character would you most like to fall in love with?

26) How would you feel if Sam were resurrected in ToG7?

27) How do you feel about Elorcan atm? Do you forgive him and think Elide should? Or are you angry with him?

28) Thoughts on Fenrys and Connall?

29) What do you think the importance of “princess of carrion” and all the other stuff the book says to Feyre is?

30) Do you think any major characters will die in Acowar? Who?

31) Did you ship feylin in acotar or were you always side-eyeing it suspiciously?

32) How do you think Feyre will handle being in the spring court again?

33) Head canons for your otp!

34) Name a ship you hope ends like the titanic…

35) What do you think Feyre’s father is up to?

36) Do you forgive Nesta and Elain for how they treated Feyre?

37) Favorite morally grey character.

38) Favorite villain.

39) Favorite god from ToG

40) What theories do you have about the bone carver?

41) Any theories about the cauldron?

42) Favorite funny moment from ToG

43) Who is funniest character?

44) Where is Nox???

45) Are you down for Rowaelin/Feysand babies in the epilogues or would you want them to wait?

46) What is the King of Adarlan’s name?

47) Do you have any f/f or m/m ships?

48) Any part of the plot in either series that you would change?

49) How do you think the lock will be forged?

50) Who is a better male lead? Rhysand or Rowan? 

Cute OTP prompts are nice...

But what about the bad days?

  • Who loses it first in a fight? Who starts yelling first?
  • Who puts their head down and just takes it, because they know the other just needs to get it out?
  • Who slams doors and yells and stomps away?
  • Or do they sigh and their shoulders slump, as they walk away, quietly shutting the door behind them? Because sometimes the silent disappointment is worse than any yelling
  • Who sleeps on the couch?
  • And who breaks the silent treatment first, apologising and begging for a hug?
  • Who breaks down into sobs, saying they aren’t worth it and why are you still here? And who is the one that hold the other, tells them they’re beautiful and that it’s going to be okay, because at the end of the day some stupid fight shouldn’t ruin years of smiles and happiness?
  • Is the makeup sex hard and rough and loud pinned up against the wall, biting and sucking marks into each other’s necks because this person is mine dammit
  • Or is soft kisses and apologies, gentle caresses and touches? Is it telling the other they’re beautiful and amazing and deserve to be loved?

Because lets be honest, relationships aren’t perfect, but what’s perfect is putting all that aside and loving each other no matter what

I’m at the point where I would literally throw every other otp I have to the hypothetical sacrificial altar and let the gods of bad writing and ship sinking have them all if it means I get a well-written bughead arc from beginning to end. I have spent my entire life having to content myself with less-than-perfect writing and making excuses for said terrible writing because I thought that was as good as I was ever going to get. Until bughead. This ship is everything I’ve always wanted but never had and y'all have no idea how much I hope they stay that way: healthy, open, mutually supportive, loving, and respectful. Let me have this one, writers. After a lifetime of shitty ships, I deserve this much. I deserve this one little ship.

Dont care what u think camren is OTP goals af and no one can convince me otherwise...

like..

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or…

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also…

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and let´s not forget..

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this one tho…


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i gotta incude this one cuz wifey eyes are giving me dem feels

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and also fetus days

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and the cheek touching

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and the hand holding…

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NEVER GETTING OVER THIS ONE….

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attentive wifey…

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this gif will be the end of me…

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and the lip biting…

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ME..

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when you are couple goals af

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AND HER WE GO  AGAIN WITH SOUL PIERCING STARES..


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WHO COULD IT POSSIBLY BE?

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OTP GAME STRONG..

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LAUREN FROM THE PLANET GREEN EYEN ATTACK YOU..

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p.s and don´t ever think shipping these 2 girls romantically cause that´s clearly delusional BIG TIME and also clearly not the case AT All´. and it is also deeply intrusive unlike every other heterosexual couple that people seem to be ok with shipping because heteronormativity

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+ BONUS

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Stop With The Hate

I see too many LuffyxNami shippers being way too aggressive with other shippers and vice-versa. A bunch of ganging up, name calling, and insults between different ships IS NOT something I support in my blog or in my shipping fandom. It is nothing more than BULLYING. I think shipping should be something that everyone can enjoy. People have a right to support whatever ship they like and people don’t have the right to bash someone for it.  

There are ships that I do not like and even hate, but I try my best to not bad mouth other ships and shippers in my blog because it’s about respect. Even if the other side is not showing any respect towards you, you should just ignore it or try to show some respect towards them because it makes you the bigger person. Don’t give me that bullshit excuse of “We have to defend ourselves”. That answer is UNACCEPTABLE. If you want to defend your ship, then make posts that builds supports within your shipping fandom and NOT to argue against other shippers that oppose your ship. It will get you no where. I don’t want to hear “It will make them and their ship look stupid because they can’t defend their ship and bring support for our ship.SHUT! THE! FUCK! UP! Leave the other shippers alone because at that point you are only trying to make yourself feel good by putting other people down.  I understand that some people do not do anything, but still get hate and all I can say is just ignore the haters or you can simply block whoever is harassing you.

 The kind of shipping I like is showing actual moments, hints, and development that shows why I think my otp will happen. Whether you think your ship will happen or not you shouldn’t care what people say because what matters is what you like and want (unless Oda says otherwise).

Remember these are only fictional characters. People shouldn’t obsess on One Piece or on pairings. You have other things in life you should prioritize on. If you obsess, then you could end up getting depressed when things don’t go your way. I made my blog as a hobby that I can peacefully enjoy. A lot of the time people should just go with the flow in One Piece and just accept things that Oda gives the readers and not complain because he is the author of the series.

 If you felt mad or offended by my post, then GOOD because all that says is that you have bullied someone too and you are upset that someone had pointed out the actions you have done.

I hope people can ship in peace again and stop with childish nonsense because this doesn’t make supporting pairings any fun. I hope this post helps people of all kinds of fandoms.

Sincerely, 


 elit3-zab

 P.S. If I didn’t tag your pairing, then feel free to tag in.

MY VOLTRON SHIPS

OKAY, I’M DONE WITH THIS FUCKING SHIP WAR. I’M DONE WITH HATERS GIVING PEOPLE SHIT OVER HAVING OPINIONS, SO I’M GONNA END THAT. I WILL NOT BE SCARED OF TELLING YOU HOW I FEEL.

I don’t ship Klance. I see them as Gray and Natsu from Fairy Tail, where they’re rivals and friends at the same time.

I don’t ship Sheith. I am all about Broganes.

Shallura is my OTP. I think they have good chemistry, even in small moments. Even though Allura isn’t really the Team Mom, I see them both as the parents of the team.

I don’t ship Shaladin. And it’s not because of the whole age discourse. I want Shiro to have a father-figure/big brother relationship with the other Paladins.

I ship Pidgance. Their opposite personalities would fit well together. It would be very nice if a flirt like Lance finally realized that the right girl was right there all along.

I ship Hunay. Hunk and Shay are adorable together.

Kidge is one of my BROTPS. It would be nice if Keith saw Pidge as a little sister.

And the only reason I don’t ship Keith with any canon characters is because I ship him with my Voltron OC.

REMINDER: THESE GUYS DEFEND THE UNIVERSE. THE PRODUCERS SAID ROMANCE IS THE LAST THING ON THEIR MINDS. SHIP WARS SHOULD NOT RUIN THE SHOW FOR THE FANDOM.

SO GO AHEAD. CALL ME HOMOPHOBIC FOR NOT SHIPPING KLANCE. CALL ME STUPID FOR NOT SHIPPING A “CANON” SHIP, DESPITE NO ROMANCE EVER BEING THERE. CALL ME A PEDO FOR SHIPPING SHALLURA CUZ APPARENTLY ALLURA’S A KID AND SHIRO’S AN OLD MAN. CALL ME WEIRD FOR SHIPPING KEITH/OC. 

I DON’T CARE. HATERS GONNA HATE, BUT I AIN’T GONNA LISTEN.

FIGHT ME.

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Yep, I made another one because I’m trash why the hell not?

Here the general version about OnS!

Disclaimer: I don’t mean to force anyone to jump on my ship (?). I did this about my OTP because I really love my babies, but I literally don’t care if you ship Gureshin, Shingure, Kuregure,Gurehiru or Kureshinya (okay yes at some point i didn’t know the names of the ships and I just made them up). Let’s all love each other, okay? Canon is painful enough for everyone anyway *spreads cookies and rose petals*

A Rant on Tomarry and Harrymort, BEWARE!

I am a fanfic writer. I personally discovered that I write gay fanfiction really well. I like to read it, write it, ship it, discuss it, and anything else involving my ships.

I have the tendency to ship the main antagonist and the main protagonist in every show, anime, manga, book, cartoon, etc… Harrymort and Tomarry are literally my favs out of everything. Whether it be male slash, female slash, or hetero pairing. Personally, I have 8 posted Tomarry fics and 4 posted Harrymort fics. I have 5 mixed HP/LV/TMR fics in the works. Some have genderbending and some don’t. Watermelonsmellinfellon on FF.net. (EDIT: I have many more fics now.)

I pimp out my other fics at the end of my chapters and literally, this person read only one chapter of one of my Harrymort fics and flamed me over the pairing. Voldemort murdered Harry’s parents. He’s a cold-hearted killer. He’s old and evil. I’m a sick person for even liking the pairing. They didn’t like the pairing to which I responded(since all of my fics are rated M and you have to actively search them out) about why they were even in the Harry/Voldemort section at all.

This has led me to rant, ‘cause I am pissed off with people’s stupidity.

Tom Riddle Character Analysis and How he Came to be That Way:

Tom was born on the last day on 1926. His mother died right after naming him. The workers in the orphanage didn’t know anything about her and as he grew up, they informed him that she was a member of a circus, because they assumed it about her. She wasn’t attractive and for some reason, couldn’t properly articulate herself. She was weird.

Tom is a magical child. All magical children are different then muggle children. Like Hermione Granger, who was much smarter and more advanced than her peers and was ostracized for it. Tom was much like Hermione. Smart. He had a level of understanding far above his peerage. Powerful. A level of control over his magic that normally isn’t seen in untrained wizards, let alone those who don’t know that they are magical. Charisma. Able to charm the pants off anyone around him.

The other children noticed that Tom was different than them. Better, smarter, and always had strange things happening to him. Children can be the most cruel beings on the planet and everyone set to alienating him. Whether through pure loathing or jealousy or even because they were weirded out, we don’t know. We do know, that Tom never had friends.

You have a brilliant child, growing up lonely, knowing that he is different from everyone else. Who is a subject of bullying. Who is an orphan with a bad idea of his parents. He either has four ways to respond to the way his life has turned out. Feel sorry for himself, ignore it all and hope they go away, be the ‘bigger man’(this term pisses me off a lot), or HATE - with a flaming passion - and destroy the opposition.

Tom has a mentality that he is alone and therefore only himself matters. So he would go with the option that best benefits himself. Getting even and then tearing his enemies down so they can’t ever bother him again, would obviously make him feel better. And that is what he does.

And he teaches the children some lessons. Some are morbid yes, but I feel no pity. You bite the bull, you get the horns.

And then he learned that he was magical. And Dumbledore listened to the words of a woman he barely knew, who didn’t like Tom at all, and regarded the boy with distrust. And the moment he heard Tom say that he could talk to snakes, Tom was public enemy number one! Over talking to snakes!

I feel that Dumbledore played a very large part in the creation of Voldemort. Tom was a muggle raised child, entering the wizarding world. He was sorted into a House that was notorious for disliking those not of pure blood. If Dumbledore knew that Tom was a Parselmouth, why did he let him go on? Why didn’t he inform Tom about his possible ancestry? Tom would have been treated better in his House had they known that he wasn’t a mudblood and that he was Slytherin’s Heir. But instead, Dumbledore withheld vital information and watched from afar, as if Tom was born as some sort of demon that was evil to the bone and had to be stalked at every moment.

Nature vs Nurture.

No one is born evil, racist, bigoted etc… It is how they are raised and the examples they are given, that shape who they are.

By Tom’s fifth year, he is interested in his ancestry and looks into it. Tom had hoped that his father was his magical parent but found no record of Riddle and had to live with the fact that his mother was the magical parent. He tracked his name Marvolo, to the Gaunts. Morfin Gaunt informed him that he was of the last of the Slytherin Line and looked a lot like Tom Riddle who lived in the ‘big house’. Tom now knows that his mother was a pureblood and not a ratty circus performer. And his father was a muggle aristocrat, who left her while she was pregnant. Who ran away.

Now, Tom has a dislike for muggles and muggleborns. Where did this come from?

The orphanage, where he was bullied and hated by everyone for being different. Hogwarts, where he was bullied and hated by his House for being a ‘mudblood’. And finally - here’s a little history lesson.

Tom had high aspirations. He wanted to be well known. On September 7th of 1940, Adolf Hitler ordered the London Blitz - which lasted until May of 1941. London was repeatedly bombed and 32,000 died from being blown to pieces and 87,000 were grievously injured. Remember, that WWII is happening in the muggle world. At the time, there was no telling how long it would last. No telling when the madness would end. And Tom faced going back to that, every summer. And he was denied his request to stay at Hogwarts. He could have died at any moment and no one would remember him. Or care. Leading to his fear of death and his search for immortality.

His dislike of muggles and muggleborns isn’t so shocking now… is it?

So, Tom doesn’t ever find out that his mother drugged his father with love potions. He is under the impression that his pureblood mother who was of noble heritage, was used and thrown aside by a filthy muggle.

In his mind, killing the Riddles was suitable revenge. (I personally feel that both Tom and Merope were in the wrong about many things, so I feel no pity for either of them.)

Tom’s lust for being immortal and memorable has already pervaded the story. He learned of Horcruxes and managed to make 2 before asking Slughorn if it was possible to make seven. Seven is a very powerful magical number and Tom wanted every possible protection from death. He was willing to kill to do it.

Tom continues in his life, gaining followers, magic, and reputation. He could have gone to the Ministry, but denied all offers in order to make connections at Borgin and Burke’s. He even tried for the DADA position again, but was turned away by none other than Dumbledore. In order to get even, he cursed the position.

His sanity began decreasing with every Horcrux he made, until he was a shell of his former self. He no longer thought things through. No longer cared for anything really. He was a husk with too much power.

And then his body is destroyed at he comes back 13 years later, restarting his pointless war, ‘fighting’ for a cause that labeled him as inferior. He obviously didn’t consider that for some reason. He obviously missed everything.

And his lack of sanity and complete disregard for anything besides himself, are what led to him being stuck in limbo for eternity.

Tom Marvolo Riddle(I am Lord Voldemort) is a flawed character. He would be boring if he wasn’t. I empathize with and pity him. I do not hate or dislike him. I am a little ashamed of some of the things he has done, but to be honest, I adore his character. And I really think that no one would be perfect for him, except Harry.

Harry Potter Character Analysis and How he Came to be That Way:

Harry was prophesied to be Tom’s equal. And the problem with the prophesy, is that it could be taken in many ways. In my fanfics, I have twisted that thing in every which way I could manage. Voldemort put the prophesy into action by marking his equal and unknowingly placing a piece of his soul inside said equal, gifting him with Parseltongue and making him a Horcrux.

Harry is a halfblood, like Voldemort is. Even similar in appearance, according to CoS Tom Riddle and the HP Wikia. Marked as his equal. Keeper of his soul, no matter how corny it sounds. Holder of his wand’s brother wand. An orphan who grew up in the muggle world, surrounded by people who hated him and wanted nothing to do with him. He was bullied constantly and no one stuck up for him. Who had no friends because of the bullies. Who was given incorrect information about his parents. Who managed to do strange things somehow. Who had powerful bouts of accidental magic. Who could talk to snakes. Who was a natural at DADA. Who was supposed to be in Slytherin. Was hated by a specific teacher for reasons beyond his control.

Controlled by Dumbledore to an extent. Forced to return to his hated place every summer. His decisions taken from him.

Their similarities can be terrifying. And yet, they have differences.

Harry wanted love. He wanted someone to rescue him. To care for him. He was willing to move in with a man he had only, a few hours prior, thought was a mass murderer bent on killing him. Harry longed so deeply, that he wore his heart on his sleeve. He was so compassionate, that he wouldn’t wish his sadness on others. And eventually, he did get what he wanted after much pain and heartbreak.

Harry sacrificed himself in the end and came back.

Tom on the other hand, deserved to be loved. All children do. But he was so fixed on being alone, he never considered the thought of being loved. If he had the care or at least dreamed about the care like Harry did, he would have been different. One act of kindness in his childhood could have shaped a completely different person.

But Tom ended up in limbo for eternity, because he was never shown a better way.

For the Tomarry and Harrymort pairings, my mind comes up with all manner of fanfics and ideas and I never tire of the pairing. I have so many just in my mind that it’s staggering!

-Voldemort overcoming his problems with Harry’s help.

-Harry being brought to freedom from worldly expectation by Voldemort or Tom Riddle.

-Tom Riddle learning love and happiness because of Harry.

-Both butting heads and learning’s to care for each other over a long and arduous time period.

-Pure smut just because it’s hot.

-Even darker pairings between them. Like both being bloodthirsty dark lords.

So many things we can do.

The best Harry Potter ship in my own opinion. Not that others are inadequate or bad, just that it is the best.

The understanding. The equality. 

It gets to me. It really does.

Some may not agree and that’s all well land good. Your opinion is your own. But this right here, is my opinion.

Tomarry and Harrymort are great pairings with a plethora of avenues that can be twisted and molded for your pleasure.

No one’s complaints will ever convince me that this pairing is ‘insipid’ and ‘stupid’.

aftgonice  asked:

for the ultimate ship meme, emimike for you too <3 :*

Excellent~  Thank you!! ♥
I had to do mine before I read yours XD

Emil Nekola and Michele Crispino
Yuri!!! on Ice

General:

  • Rate the Ship -  
    Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
  • How long will they last?
    • Until the end of time
  • How quickly did/will they fall in love?
    • Emil didn’t realize it, but he fell in love at first sight with Mickey (he just thought he was super cool!)
    • Michele took a bit longer, but once Emil gained his trust, it was inevitable.
  • How was their first kiss?

Wedding:

  • Who proposed?
  • Who is the best man/men?
    • Sara is Michele’s best man and matron of honor.
    • Emil’s little brother is his best man.
  • Who is the bride’s maid(s)?
    • Sara and Mila.
  • Who did the most planning?
    • Believe it or not, they had Chris and Phichit plan the whole thing for them (Mickey was starting to freak out with the amazing amount of options and why are there so many different types of flowers?!)
  • Who stressed the most?
    • Michele ‘I have no chill’ Crispino
  • How fancy was the ceremony? -
    Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. 
    • It rivaled Victor and Yuuri’s wedding (Chris and Phichit do good work)
  • Who was specifically not invited to the wedding?
    • No one. Everyone was welcome!

Sex:

  • Who is on top?
    • Although they switch it up, Mickey likes to let Emil take the lead.
  • Who is the one to instigate things?
    • Mickey does, with the sneakiest seduction possible, so it seems like it’s always Emil.
  • How healthy is their sex life?
    Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
  • How kinky are they? -
    Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
  • How long do they normally last?
    • Emil was embarrassed at how quickly things went the first few times, but his stamina has improved immensely.
    • Mickey can go for days. When he feels like it, he’ll wring Emil dry.
  • Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms?
    • Mickey tends to be a bit more sensitive, but he always makes sure Emil is satisfied.
    • Emil has a checklist he keeps in a notebook in their bedside drawer. He has to make sure Mickey has more tallies than he does. It’s his goal.
  • How rough are they in bed? -
    Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
  • How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -
    No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
  • For examples, see here and here (NSFW)

Children:

  • How many children will they have naturally?
    • 0 (it’s rather physically impossible)
  • How many children will they adopt?
    • One child
    • Emil wanted a big family, but with all the paperwork and red tape they had to go through to get their first, they realized that dream might not come true for him.
    • So, Mickey spoils him by letting him get their child lots of pets.
  • Who gets stuck with the most diapers?
    • Emil when they’re out
    • Mickey when they’re at home
  • Who is the stricter parent?
    • Mickey
    • Emil spoils them rotten
  • Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school?
    • Mickey, again.
    • Certainly not Emil ‘Extreme sports are my life’ Nekola
  • Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)?
    • Mickey, but with Emil’s home cooked meals
  • Who is the more loved parent?
    • Their child loves them equally (what is this?)
  • Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
    • Mickey is President of the PTA.
  • Who cried the most at graduation?
    • They both did (Emil openly and Michele sniffling quietly until he finally broke down)
  • Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law?
    • Emil - “Let’s just keep this one from Papà, shall we?”

Cooking:

  • Who does the most cooking?
    • Emil
    • Mickey could burn water.
  • Who is the most picky in their food choice?
    • Mickey (always, but he eats everything Emil makes)
  • Who does the grocery shopping?
    • Mickey, but he takes the list of ingredients Emil gives him.
  • How often do they bake desserts?
  • Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater?
    • Both. Meat first, salad after.
  • Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner?
    • Emil absolutely enjoys surprising Mickey with grand gestures.
    • So, it takes him by complete surprise when Mickey plans them a romantic evening two weeks before their actual anniversary (it was the only way he wouldn’t suspect!)
  • Who is more likely to suggest going out?
    • Mickey likes wining and dining, so he often asks, if only to give Emil a night off from cooking.
  • Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking?
    • Mickey, for sure.

Chores:

  • Who cleans the room?
    • Mickey, since he can’t help in the kitchen.
  • Who is really against chores?
    • Neither. They divide the work evenly.
  • Who cleans up after the pets?
    • Emil.
    • “You’re the one who wanted an ostrich!”
  • Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug?
    • Emil
  • Who stresses the most when guests are coming over?
    • Mickey (please)
  • Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning?
    • Emil, but only because Mickey found it earlier and left it there for him to come across, since he knows the other man loves finding ‘buried treasure’ in their home.

Misc:

  • Who takes the longer showers/baths?
    • Mickey
    • Though Emil loves his collection of bath bombs.
  • Who takes the dog out for a walk?
    • Emil, mostly. 
    • But Mickey will take them out when he goes for a run.
  • How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays?
    • Every. Holiday. Gets. The. House. A. Full. Makeover.
  • What are their goals for the relationship?
    • To live happily ever after.
  • Who is most likely to sleep till noon?
    • Either, depending on what they were up to the night before *eyebrow waggle*
  • Who plays the most pranks?
    • Emil, please, omg. Just. Emil.

Thanks again for asking about this fabulous pair!! ♥

So lately i’ve seen some posts of people fighting over their ships claiming everything thats wrong with canon (NH/SS) and on the other hand how delusional are other ships

I’m a sasunaru blog, i get how y'all are not happy with the end cause i’m not either but i don’t think we’ll get anywhere fighting each other.
In my personal case, its not the couples itself that bothers me but how badly developed their relationships were written, but this is just me.
In spite of the above, i try not to bash on them bc i know they are some people’s otps and i respect that
Respecting is different from agreeing, and i wasn’t like that in the begining, but im much happier now that i am
My point is, we can have endless arguments about which couples makes more sense, OR we can use our time and energy into creating our own endings, something that can make you and others happy. I like this option better. I mean, i love seeing your oc’s, who cares about whats canon or not, its still fiction! thats the magic of fictional worlds isn’t it???
Lets all be respectful of other’s ships and have a good time 🐸

classic lit authors on ao3

Jane Austen: The slowburn writer to end all slowburn writers. Has a mild case of purple prose syndrome. Sets you up to think she’s using a really lame trope or cliche, but then pulls the old BITCH U THOUGHT. Gets in fights with commenters who completely miss the point of her work.

William Shakespeare: Where dick jokes meet feels. Recycles old plots that have been in the fandom for years, but always manages to put a new spin on it. That said, he’s better known for good character writing than good plots. Kind of problematic, but people love him anyway. Laughs at and encourages commenters who completely miss the point of his work.

The Brontë Sisters: Their fics get lots of comments but they never reply. They never leave author notes, either. They share an account, and there are talks of a collab fic coming soon. Write fics for OTPs of questionable healthiness and consent. Only ever write darkfic. Like, REALLY dark. …People are getting kind of worried about them.

Edgar Allan Poe: Also only ever writes darkfic, but at this point, people have moved past being worried about him and have just accepted that he’s weird, he’s morbid, and we love him. Channels his feelings about his ex into his writing. It results in really good stories but everyone’s sort of like, “…Dude.”

Charles Dickens: Trying to set the record for highest wordcount on ao3, and it shows.

Victor Hugo: Currently holds the record for highest wordcount on ao3.
Oscar Wilde: Only ever writes M/M. Has a BAD case of purple prose, but it’s worth it if you manage to get through. His stories are either hilarious or soul-crushing. Or somehow both. People love him but know better than to disagree with him publicly, lest he destroy you with one of his infamous subtweets.

L. Frank Baum: Wrote one really well-loved story that’s among the most famous in the fandom, and it’s literally all he’s known for, and it pisses him off. His popular story became a multichap against his will because it’s the only one of his stories anyone actually reads. He keeps trying to end it so he can work on other things, but always ends up coming back.

Arthur Conan Doyle: Feels L. Frank Baum’s pain. SO much.

James Joyce: Has fascinating ideas, but takes forEVER to get to the point in his stories. Also a stoner, and it shows.

Lousia May Alcott: Writes stories for her unpopular OTP (that’s a NOTP for most of the fandom) and breaks up everyone’s favorite ships, mainly out of spite. Also kills everyone’s favorite characters, less so out of spite.

Mary Shelley: Writes incredible stories, but publishes under her boyfriend’s account because she’s banned from ao3. …Again.

Source: susiephone

nora-ren  asked:

*swings in on vine* HELLO YES I AM HERE TO GIVE ALL THE LOVE TO NORA VALKYRIE!!!!!! UMMM UM.. HOW ABOUT NORA/YANG HEADCANONS?? (could be about anything) :D I LOVE THAT DUO!! <3 (also thank you ily)

HELLO I LOVE YOU TOO!

Yang and Nora are the party queens. The ones who end up dancing on the table, hugging everyone and especially each other, going home in the morning when everyone else is on their way to work. Falling asleep in the same bed, cuddling while dreading the inevitable hangover.

They’re hangover buddies. Yang is usually okay right after she gets up, so she helps Nora to get out of bed, holds back her hair when she gets sick, makes her drink water and gets her painkillers. As Nora slowly recovers, Yang gets worse and then it’s Nora’s turn to take care of her.

Nora and Yang seem like a reckless party couple on the outside, but they often have very serious talks. Mostly women stuff because Nora can’t talk to Ren about everything. They just don’t show that side of their relationship to others often.

They’re partners in crime when it comes to pranks, but Nora is terrible at keeping her mouth shut about it. So usually Yang makes the plan and gives Nora as little information as possible. Which also leads to the pranks being way less reckless than they could be. 

randomshipper1234  asked:

Hello ! First of all, I'm neutral, I love the three couples, but I have few questions. 1) When and why do you think it will end? (Miarren) 2) What's the story with the instagram girl? 3) Why can't everybody just ship their OTP without being mean to each other? It would be better if everyone could stop being mean, hate is not what Darren and Chris are promoting.

Fact is, I have never approached a Miarren or a Chill and I have no interest in actively seeking them out and disavowing them of their beliefs. Nor would I ever send them an anon. Especially of the nature that I often receive. Because there is no reason. I do not believe in cyber bullying or bothering people because they thing differently than I do. 

That being said, I desperately wish they would open their eyes. B/c all of this nonsense is doing nothing but hurt Darren and Chris.  

So if they come to my blog, then expect to be confronted with the truth. And it is that. The truth.  I could blow both miarren and chill out of the water if I chose to. But I have a little something called respect for the two men involved and will allow them to come out as a couple if and when they want.

Bottom line, I completely understand why a person might believe the lies they were sold. But anyone that looks closely can clearly see the truth. I know I keep repeating this, but Mia lives with another guy. She is not hiding him. And more, he is not hiding her. He posts constantly from the house they share, where Darren DOES NOT live.  He posts about her constantly. Darren is rarely included- just twice as he dropped the roommate bomb.

On Chill, there is a reason Ashley is always present.  

I think for me.  The message I want to get out.  Its not that I judge or fault your for believing.  But I wish people would see the light. Its actually much more transparent than people think. Darren has been suffering for years trying to maintain an imagine of someone he is not. He struggles with depression. Look at him. It is so easy to tell when he is going through these periods. He drops weight. His body language. his face.  He is utterly and completely uncomfortable around her.  Make no mistake. He is literally living in hell. And it is to please his fans and try to fulfill their fantasy. I just wish people would see the truth so that he would be able to breathe easier.

That being said, I think the end of at least that particular PR couple will come soon. And Chill will quietly slip away in time.  But they will be pushed initially when the “break-up” happens to keep the spotlight away from CC.  

Honestly it may still be years for the full truth. I think there will be a multi-layered approach.

On the IG I am 99.9999% certain. But that is the last time I commenting on it. Happy to discuss privately.

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the end goal of all artistic improvement: drawing the obscure otp you and, like, one other friend like, because it’s not like anybody else will do it for you.

regis and iedolas, at a few different ages. ages based off those of their mocap actors in kingsglaive. i’ve shipped quite a few tragic ships in my time, but thanks to @zoegears i think this is turning out to be the worst.

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Ok so everybody talks about the season finale as a happy ending/happy beginning for their OTPs but nobody points out that this scene is Henry’s happy beginning with his mom’s. Everyone is so caught up on loosing their ships and which couple is better than the other but Henry is the heart of the show… I mean they literally are telling the next book of stories about him.

This scene isn’t about Swan Queen but about FAMILY. All Henry wanted from the beginning is to bring his family together. This scene is HIS happy beginning. This scene is so crucial and as important as Lucy showing up on his doorstep.

Ok so somebody remind since I probably fast forward through any scene with hook in it… There wasn’t a scene of just him and Emma right? Regina has being accepted by the town and OQ in the other realm. That was her happy beginning, I know for a fact that they cut Zelena’s happy ending/beginning scene. So if they did shoot and cut a C$ scene the show decided to not show them as a happy ending/beginning. The scene with everyone it at Granny’s has a whole whack of awesome meta by @anothershadeofgreen that hints at a h00k betrayal in season 7. I’m down with him being a villain again! I would love for Henry to kick his ass!!