She'll kick your ass. She'll kick anyone's ass. She'll kick his ass. She'll kick your dog's ass.
Perfect cinnamon roll too beautiful for this world, too pure
Lots of people ship her with Nux. Apparently Nux isn't as bad as the other War Boys?
Kickass lady who has premonitions or something?
The other ladies whose names I don't know:
Aren't sexual objects, the entire movie's against that, they all kick ASS. But not as much as Furiosa.
The breathie thingie guy:
Doof guitar guy:
HOLY SH** ON A BISCUIT THE GUITAR IS REAL. THE DOOF WAGON IS REAL???? HE'S ACTUALLY???PLAYING A FLAME THROWER GUITAR???? ??????THAT'S AWESOME
The War Boys:
Everything is chrome in the future.
Wasteland. Bright af wasteland where for some reason the only way to get around is by forming a deadly cirque du soleil bike gang in the middle of the goddamn desert. At least according to the War Boys.
Max and Furiosa have to kick Breathie Thingie Guy's butt and free the Kickass Ladies, who are currently kept for the War Boys to doodliedoo. Nux is a precious cinnamon roll. High speed car chases ensue, Furiosa kicks ass, War Boys spray chrome into their mouths (Valhalla or some crud like that yadda yadda "I live I die I live again"), tons of ass gets kicked, the car chases get more and more intense and all of the fricking cars are real. All of the fricking...the fricking metronome things? Real. The fricking FLAME THROWER BUNGIE CORD GUITAR ON A MOVING MUSIC VEHICLE. REAL. THEY ARE LITERALLY PLAYING THEIR OWN THEME MUSIC AS THEY DRIVE ALONG. THIS KICKS ASS.