the other derp is my friend

BTS Reaction #2- Ideal Types/What Type of Couple You’ll Be

 Note- Just a quick description in what I think the members would like and dislike in a partner and what type of relationship I see them being in.

HOSEOK-  The dancer of BTS would most surely need someone who is as optimistic as him.  Not that you have to be cheery 24/7 and as energetic as him, but he wouldn’t be able cope with someone who sees the glass as half empty rather than full.  I don’t see him having high standards, all he needs is someone who is kind and cares about him and I think he’ll be satisfied.  However, I do see him being very clingy.  Wherever he goes, he would want you to come as well.  If you can’t, best believe he will be blowing up your phone asking to facetime and chat.  Hoseok would not be able to be with someone who needs space, he wouldn’t understand the concept of you not wanting to be with him all the time.  Being his partner would be time consuming and I suspect he could get easily jealous.  However, your relationship would be very stable and I see him dating one girl for a very long time before actually popping the question.  I don’t think he would date around and he would be the least likely to cheat.  

  You guys are a more subtle version of Jin and his partner.  Unlike that couple, you would actually go out a lot and I see him taking you to the gym and dance practices.  He would always be talking about this new restaurant or cafe that he would like to take you to and there would be no shortages on how many shopping trips he would fund.  He would be a firm believer in couple clothing and it would be very rare to see one of you without the other close by.

Originally posted by jhope-ah

Originally posted by lovershub

JIMIN-  Jimin needs someone who would actually ground him.  I think his partner should be someone who is very trustworthy and would actually keep him home.  Not to say he is a child, but I think he would need a partner that would make him want to become a better man.  This means you must be mature and caring.  Jimin is the type of man who I think is easily seduced by other’s interest in him and thus I believe his other half must be a sort of strong person that wouldn’t let others walk all over them.  I really see him ending up with a noona.  He would find strong willed personalities really attractive and sexy but he wouldn’t be able to stand a partner that is always demanding to be taken care of.  Rather, he would like being taken care of.  You must be the type to take charge and confident in order to be seen as sexy in Jimin’s eyes. But I’m warning you, I think Jimin might be the type to cheat.  Not that he’s a bad person, but he knows others see him as attractive and it would be a bit too tempting to him not to use that power.  

  You guys are the couple that have everyone jealous.  Both of you are so confident and sexy, you were nicknamed the ‘it’ couple.  Jimin would brag about you to others, just because your so gorgeous and hard working.  You two would often be seen at parties or social gathering, having fun or just joking around with the other young members.

Originally posted by jiyoongis

Originally posted by lostinhistorypics

TAEHYUNG- This man will be partnered up with someone who is fun.  His future soulmate must be fun, funny, kind and sometimes a little bit quirky.  In some cases, opposites attract but Taehyung would need someone similar to himself.  He wouldn’t be able to stand someone who is always caught up in the same old schedule.  He would need someone who is spontaneous and willing to try out weird things.  He would hate it if his partner was someone who is always working and not giving him time.  He would love it if you were always looking for a new hobby or invention to take part in.  You would need to be weird enough to keep him interested.  Chasing butterflies one day and building scientific volcanoes the next.  Between you two, there is never a boring moment.

  You two are the couple that are always doing the weirdest things.  Pranks, weird food creations, constant odd challenges and late nights of doing nothing but talking to each other.  You guys are the type of couple to just randomly leave in the middle of the night for a weekend trip to Italy for literally no reason whatsoever.  

Originally posted by mvssmedia

Originally posted by perfectfeelings

JUNGKOOK- Although young, I think he knows enough to have an idea of what he wants in a partner.  Jungkook can be a little awkward around others, so I think he would like it if his girlfriend or boyfriend was laid back and had some of the social skills that he lacks in.  You would need to be chill and calm, in order for him to feel at ease with you.  he would also love a person who is playful enough to be very close with his members.  He talked about his ideal type before, but I personally feel like the what he said before was too high of a standard even for him.  I totally see him with being with a tom boyish girl.  However, he is the youngest and is so used to be taken care of, I think he would need a someone who would cook or at least clean after him.  He would’t be able to stay with a person who doesn’t care after him.  Jungkook is also a virgo so I feel like he would be very stern with his standards. If you don’t fit them, he wouldn’t hesitate to break it off.  In conclusion, I think he would need someone who is laid back, fun and sort of boyish but at the same time someone who would take care of him behind closed doors.

  You guys are the couple that are more like friends than boyfriend and girlfriend.  You tell each other everything and are always playing pranks on the other members.  Rather than sexts, you two send memes and derp pics to each other and share so many inside jokes.  But, at the end of the day, he comes home to you and shows the vulnerable side of the golden maknae and you take care of him.  Your relationship might be bit odd, but it works for both of you.

Originally posted by bangtan

Originally posted by atahaninan

Please like and follow.  I would love more requests for reactions and scenarios, if you have one please message me since my ask box is broken.

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[some content pasted from a hangouts message] 

You know what my aesthetic is? Chanyeol laughing so hard his right eye twitches and squints a little bit and he does that seal clap and his teeth just look like they’re about to fly off his face and he kinda sounds like a dying goose and then when he can’t control himself anymore he hits the person beside him like really hard and I literally won’t be surprised if he pulls a Dan one day and falls off his chair-

And also, do you know that feeling when you’re hanging out with someone you usually are pretty comfortable around but then on that specific day you just get really awkward and can’t make eye contact? Well, this:

I’m digging up all this treasure of CB in the past please just UNDERSTAND. Tomorrow I’m going snow tubing with my family and I was watching a video of EXO’rDIUM where Baekhyun and Chanyeol were derping off to Run with e/o and I just thought of how lucky they both are to have each other and be able to know each other because THEY’RE WILDTING SOULMATES DON’T ARGUE WITH ME.

UGH and the friendly thigh support there? Absolutely. Friendly. mhm yes some BEST FRIEND crap right there my bois being supportive of each other and each other’s wild ambitions yes yes. 

AND Another thing is how… aeSThetic they both are??? I just can’t believe I’m in the same era as them because I’m blessed. None of these gifs really have any other connection besides the fact that their appreciation and unconditional love (and unspoken respect) for each other is so beautiful and I love them so much I’m so glad I ranted I feel like a deflated balloon but like a really happy deflated balloon ya know what I mean? They’re real people. They’re physically there. I can see them and I can see their emotions and their actions and they definitely have thoughts that we might not see and that’s what’s so nice about stanning EXO in general UGH I’m going on forever about them because they’re just so precious and I love all of them so much it hurts me

Anyways, if you’re having a bad day and want to destress:

Have a great day, everyone! 🔥💛

  1. first off they’re thirsty
  2. really thirsty
  3. i mean their natural habitat is literally the ocean
  4. which may explain why they constantly spend money on water
  5. always thirsting for kim jongin
  6. they never go without one day without being thirsty
  7. honestly kim jongin is their man and they want you to know that
  8. like jongin?? bACK UP
  9. will fight the good fight for their hot ass man
  10. have a thing for frog jumping cricket laughing kim jongin
  11. they’re so soft omg
  12. they’re so soft and fluffy but did i mention kINKY
  13. they’re really kinky
  14. almost as much as fluffy
  15. probably like the idea of being tied up by a jongin in a tuxedo ??
  16. bdsm is something they probably wanna try ??
  17. their sex better involve roses and petals and candles
  20. but also thirsty for his heart :’)
  21. watching jongin dance practice focus videos like they can’t leave 
  22. they’ve accepted the fact that they can’t leave this crooked fandom
  23. they’ve also accepted the fact they don’t wanna leave
  24. they’re honestly pretty damn chill over everything 
  25. have thought about jongin in a hot pink thong
  26. if they haven’t now they are
  27. don’t deny it
  28. interrogated by friends as to why there’s a sexy man as their background
  29. and will respond with “that’s the father to my children”
  30. laughing at friends’ faces
  31. honestly they’re probably the chillest out of all the stans
  32. but the minority are gonna be stripping naked bc jongin exists
  33. honestly exo stans themselves can become different stans
  34. watching fanwars like “lol no biggie”
  35. supporting other exo stans but don’t give enough fucks to get involved
  36. carefree ngl
  37. highkey stressed about little things
  38. laughs at stupid antis in their inbox
  39. laughs at everything in their inbox
  40. laughs
  41. but have you seen how perverted they are
  42. i mentioned this earlier but dUDE
  43. but not as much as they like laughing at jongin’s face ??
  44. honestly they love jongin derps so much ??
  45. texting a jongin stan takes up a shitload of gbs
  46. honestly jongin stans are:
  47. 50% perverted
  48. 50% laughing lil puppies
  49. honestly if that doesn’t describe them what does
  54. but too busy rolling around on the floor
  55. with their dirty smut collection
  56. smutsmutsmut
  57. really like smut
  58. not as much as ksoo stans but they really like it
  60. hIS LAUGH
  66. but his laugh is literal sunshine
  68. unless you’re like me and a tiny asian girl that hates the sun
  70. if you mention jongin around them be ready for a bunch of
  71. OH
  73. and oh he’s cool
  74. and yeah i’m not hyper at all
  75. and no don’t worry about me okay i just have to breathe in
  76. see? chill.
  77. friend is probably a chanyeol or sehun stan i feel ??
  78. if not it’s probably a tao or yixing stan ??
  79. or an exo stan ??
  81. because they’re:
  82. 1. chill
  83. 2. perverted
  84. 3. fluffy
  86. but mostly the smut
  87. hell i wouldn’t be surprised if they had a jongin smut masterlist link saved
  89. honestly they love being exposed
  90. unless they don’t
  91. always want his dick
  92. every single day
  93. never go a day without wanting that bulge
  94. mm they think about it a lot too
  95. because they read too too much smut
  96. aaaaah they also want jongin’s baby but only show it on the internet
  97. irl they’re like “oh that guy he’s pretty hot”
  99. “dicksdicksdicksdicks”

I went to a party tonight and I mentioned how one shot of alcohol puts me over the edge and then my friend’s boyfriend says “one shot one kill” just loud enough for me to hear and I lost my shit


Whoot! Look at this folks…fucking five more years of bloody YuGiOh. Five more years with this muse. Five years I’ve been on Tumblr with him and in this fandom, and wow, do I feel old! Its a magical day! A momentous day! I’ll be hitting five years on the 30th of this month and since Atem’s birthday is on the 26th, I thought why not put it all together! Why not make a terrible photoshop thing and spout out the love I have for all of you!

Five years ago I recreated the muse that I’ve loved for years but never had the heart to pick up until then. I was a victim of abuse and my love for this muse faltered, I almost even lost him completely, but after about three years of picking myself up and filling my heart with more positive energy, I was able to pick him up again. To play this muse I love and cherish. To show this love I have for him, to you; the people who follow me and have supported me for years.

I know many of the blogs that follow me have come and gone, but to me this is momentous day! After five years I have reached 1800+ followers, which is completely crazy and scares the shit outta me everyday. I never expected it. I never even thought of myself even capable of gathering such a large following, but here we are today. SO MANY FOLLOWERS. 

I’m forever grateful and blessed to have you all following me. For adoring this muse of mine as much as myself. To give me the opportunity to show you someone, who is not just a character, but someone who can be relateable and human. Thank you so much for this opportunity and I hope that you may allow me to show him for the many more years to come. //smoochies

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Holy torpedoes, Batman! WE REACHED 300 FOLLOWERS ALREADY?! You guys are awesome, thanks for coming! :D I’m working on new strips for you, so here is, ironically, a picture I made for another 300 celebration. XD; I figured you guys wouldn’t mind seeing the derp behind the curtain, so this is my ponysona, River Babble. I’m pretty dang pale in real life but I’ve always thought black pony designs were awesome and surprisingly lacking in the ponyverse. (And I love the color blue, HAVE YOU NOTICED). Still fiddling with my design a little, but I suppose if I get too fretful about it I can always just say I’m a changeling. XD;

More comics on the way! Thanks again for sticking around, and feel free to keep sending questions and telling your friends! Let’s see what other shenanigans our pseudo-alicorn and his family can get up to. =Dd


Being Minseok’s roommate would include:

Other Versions: Chanyeol / Baekhyun / Kyungsoo / Jongin / Sehun / Jongdae / Yixing / Joonmyeon

Originally posted by youngjaes

  • Scolding
  • Having to clean to not get scolded by him again
  • If you were very messy then he’d probably start cleaning for you at some point
  • Him experimenting on you with various types of coffee
  • Not that you get to complain though
  • Probably learning how to make coffee by yourself from him
  • Sassy comments
  • Sarcastic comments
  • Teasing comments
  • Encouraging each other to do all sorts of things
  • Waking up early because of the smell of coffee or because he keeps singing very loudly in the shower
  • Working out with him, whether you want to or not

“Rise and shine, (Y/n)! We’re going jogging!”
“What time is it?”
“It’s 6:30 am. Why?”
“Let me sleep.”

  • Him trying to teach you how to dance
  • Yixing and Jongdae visiting you because ExoM needs to stick together
  • All of EXO hitting on you and Minseok growing overprotective of you

“Hi, pretty lady!”
“Junmyeon, I told you already - no flirting with my roommate!”
“It’s not like you’re going to anyways!”

  • Some days he’d just randomly take you shopping because he’s bored
  • Pranking the EXO members
  • Random cuddles
  • Getting a cat together because neither of you are energetic enough for a dog
  • Giving the cat some sort of a stupid name because that’s just how your roommate rolls
  • Wanting to take a shower but discovering that Minseok, having woken up before you, has used up all of the hot water
  • I hope you like cold showers
  • Asking Minseok about where your things are

“Have you seen my lipstick?”
“The red one?”
“Nope, the nude one.”
“The what one now?”
“The one that’s really light and goes well with my skin tone.”
“You mean the one that you wore last week to the dinner?”
“That’s the one, yes.”
“I last saw it in the bathroom, next to my comb.”

  • Flirting
  • Trying to only eat healthy foods but ends up ordering pizza
  • Watching cartoons
  • Doing chores together as a competition

“I bet I can fold more clothes than you in an hour.”
“The loser has to wash the cat.”

  • Teasing each other about everything
  • Stealing Minseok’s shirts
  • Pranking each other
  • Playing video games
  • Acting like little kids when you both have days off
  • Sending each other derp pictures of the other EXO members and each other
  • Him wanting you to call him ‘oppa’
  • You refusing
  • He’s like a mixture of a husband, a best friend and an annoying older brother
  • He would be a fun roommate to live with but he could be a bit annoying from time to time


Sorry for being basically awol for… well, more or less years now? I’m here, but rarely check my dash. I basically just lurk every once and a while and check up on others through their blogs. I miss talking to all you folks a lot.

Stuff comes and goes in waves. I have a chunk of good friends and am living in thr Boston area, which is equal parts interesting and intimidating even after 3 years. Counseling and meds and a job that can afford them help a lot, who knew?

(Of course, I’m currently having to work overnights at said job b/c one of the two overnight guys quit but hey, at least I still have a job…)

TL;DR, I’m more or less doing okay and hope you folks are, too. I'ma try to fill my queue up periodically so my Tumblr isn’t so dead. If you need anything or just want to talk, message or send me an ask. I also have a discord and all that jazz. :)

Happy 21st birthday to one of my bestest friends @jungkookienoona.

I know I’m seeing you tonight but wanted to say something on here too :)

It’s been just over a year since we met in creative writing class, and I thank you every day, Shan, for wearing that BTS hoodie to class because I’m not quite sure I would have had the guts to say something to you other wise.

You’re my dear co-writer and together we have written over 133 thousand words over text for TMaHT. That’s longer than the first 3 Harry Potter books. We call it our baby because a lot of time, energy and love has gone into every chapter. It’s been a pleasure planning it with you, writing it with you, and I have no doubt that all future arcs will be too. As someone who has always been afraid of posting their writing online, I’m not scared when doing it with you.

I could go on for hours about how grateful I am to have you as my friend, and how lucky the world is that you exist right now because I think you’re going to do amazing things in your future. But I won’t because I think those words are better said in person.

Happy birthday Cutie ;)


platonic plots I’m always a sucker for

  • love me, love my person: two people who come as a set and if you can’t love both of them, you don’t get either of them
  • you’re the only one who understands: where they have a shared experience they can’t talk about with anyone else
  • the smol and the tol: lots of piggy back rides and reaching for things and even better if the tol is super tough with everyone else but is just a derp with the smol
  • NO WE ARE NOT DATING, WE ACTUALLY ARE JUST FRIENDS: they get sick of being asked this because why can’t people just be friends and be this close
  • “we’ve been single together forever and you’re my right hand man tbh but now you’ve met someone and are you replacing me? do i not matter anymore? are we still friends? was i just a placeholder” “find some chILL FRIEND OF COURSE YOU’RE STILL IMPORTANT TO ME I still need you that’s not how friendship works”
  • the one who always wants to fight being bffs with the literally cinnamon roll sunshine baby
  • the friends who flirt constantly and everyone thinks they’re hooking up but they’re not, and then one of them meets someone else and the other one is really happy for them 
  • you’re crazy matches my crazy: nobody gets them but each other
  • “our friends set us up on a date because they thought we’d be perfect for each other and we are but we’re not attracted to each other but we’re still soulmates”
  • the sarcastic one and the bitchy one judging everybody together

dancing-sewer-daddy  asked:

6, 16, 19, 26 and 35☺️💖

6:Age you get mistaken for

Answered :D 

16:I’ll love you if

If you just talk to me, I’m super bad about reach out to people. Most of my long time friends know my silence means I’m in a funk and just chatting with me. Also just letting me be my derp self, I know I’m annoying and loud but I can’t help it. 

19:A fact about your personality

I don’t mean to be but people when they first meet me say I’m intimidating XD

 26:My biggest pet peeves

I hate when people sham other people for their ships, their kinks. I honestly COULD NOT CARE so long as your not forcing me to endure a ship or kink I don’t like. I couldn’t care less, just don’t go out of your way to hurt the people enjoying it in their ways 

35:What I find attractive in men

*cough* Richard armitage *cough* But seriously I love a deep voice, pretty much any guy I’ve dated has had a deep voice. Fun fact I used to hate Benedict Cumberbatch then I HEARD HIS VOICE AND THAT MAN HAS BEEN ON MY TOP FIVE SINCE! :D


Just so you all (who see this at least) know, there’s no need to ask me not to flip babies on your same line derp pairs. I won’t do that unless you’re breeding them 15+ times and there’s nothing different to do to them. I only flip when I have very different lines that won’t match up in any other decent way, like two very differently edited teos for instance.

Otherwise, especially with identical or near identical lines, I won’t be flipping your offspring willy-nilly for the heck of it. I do my best to make every baby as nice as humanly possible within the guidelines that I have to work with.

Thanks for reading, and feel free to let your friends know this as well if anyone you know is planning on doing any derp breeding. <3


Every day is #DerpyDogDay, but only one day a week is #TongueOutTuesday!

Hi, I’m Kipling “Kip” Dynamite, a 2-year-old awesome dog at  Toledo’s “Pet” Bull Project in Ohio! I weigh in at around 35 pounds made up exclusively of pure love!

I totally need a home where my inner derp can shine… okay, I have outer derp, too. Maybe my last name should be “Derpamite”? Either way, I love friends, other dogs, going for walks, belly rubs, snuggles, treats, and being brushed.

I go to a special class called “Teacher’s Pet,” and have learned so many things! I would be such a great addition to your family, I just know it! My foster mom says I’m the Funniest Dog Ever, and I promise I will make you smile every single day!

I do have a low grade heart murmur, but the Very Important Veterinary People say not to worry about it.

Please help me find my family… thank you and I love you!

Kipling Dynamite

PS, people say “sharing is caring.” I’m 100 percent positively sure that is true! So re-blog me, wouldya?



It took over a year, and I never thought I would ever reach this point, but THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!! I’m so happy to be a part of one of the best fandoms EVER. 

 Name: clodplaye (run by me: PJ).                                                                      Blog created: July 21st, 2015.                                                                          Post count: 5,289.                                                                                              Derp edits made (including videos): 218. 

With that being said, of course I have some shoutouts:

First, if you didn’t know already, my best friend irl (@mintymarco) convinced me to make this account, and without her, this blog wouldn’t even exist right now, and neither would my derp edits. You can all thank her later.

Now, I would consider @mxvinyl/@tys-florals as one of my best friends. Jordan and I created our accounts within a week of each other basically. She was one of my first followers, and I would like to thank her for being so absolutely wonderful and supportive of my blog.

@armyofone/@dronesforhands for also being supportive and also one of my first followers. Ray is probably one of my best friends on here, and thank you for inspiring me to make more Coldplay covers again! Also, everytime you put the tag “clodplaye’s amazing work”, it makes me feel so happy that you like my edits! 

@geekleyweekley, Sam, you’re absolutely wonderful. Thank you so much for reblogging and liking what I post and also for being one of my friends on here! ^_^

My biggest fans and friends for also being awesome: @petitpoptarts, @flamingplay@anirudhiyer19992, @heart-as-a-weapon@coldplayfeels, @dontyoushiverx, @iwantedyourtruth, @aguyfullofstars@usuk112, @violafortin@waffle42, @foolsgoldthunder, and @a-sky-full-of-drones!! <3

And the biggest shoutouts go to the blogs I admire the most: @buckin-love (you were literally the first person to follow me and I still can’t believe you do! I love your beautiful work!), @coldplaymania, @coldplay-kid, and @philharvey; thank you all for following me and being huge inspirations for me. The things you all do and make really keep me going, and I appreciate you!

And now, some other Coldplay blogs that I follow that you should probably check out too if you haven’t already:

#: @-42nd-coldplayer

A @adreamaway, @a-head-full-of-coldplay@allcapscoldplay, @amyrosemartin42@anti-sheep-jonny, @apple-moses-martin, @armyofcoldplay, @army-of-memes, @a-rush-of-coldplay-to-the-head@arushofswifttothehead, @askyfullofstarss@a-sky-full-of-twiglets@at-the-speed-of-sound

B @bassandtaste, @believeincoldplay, @bitches-please-w-coldplayers @buckin2377 @bucklando, @bycoldplay

C @callitmagic42@carkidswhiteshadows, @chrisandannabelle, @chris-campaign, @christophercado@coldplagic@coldplay (THIS ONE IS IMPORTANT ;)), @coldplaybot, @coldplayeveryday, @coldplay-fan-blog, @coldplaygifs@coldplayglitch, @coldplaygraphics, @coldplayismagic, @coldplaylogic, @coldplaymusc, @coldplay-music-collection, @coldplaymyaddiction, @coldplayingparadise, @coldplayproblems, @coldplays, @coldplaysparachutes, @coldplayt, @coldplayurr,@coldslaying, @comeonlovestaywithme, @concretecanvas 

E @everglow42 

F @filiprasmusson, @findyourselfalone@flockofbirbs (your art gives me life; thank you so much!), @fuckyeahbuckin,  @fuckyeahcoldplay, @fuckyeahguyberryman, @fuckyeahphilharvey (someone needs to make a fuckyeahchrismartin, willchampion, and jonnybuckland PLEASE)

G @guyberrymanfeels@guyberryyum, @guysberryman 

H @hymnforthecoldplay

I @iheartcoldplay@imcoldplayer@in-my-coldplay-head, @it-such-a-shame-for-us-to-part

J @jonathanbuckland, @jonnyfuckland

K @kanyes

L @littlewhiteshad0ws, @lostcoldplayer

M @mosesmartin-applemartin@mrsberryman88, @mxylotos, @mylox, @mystrawberrysky

N @nannicoldplayer@natalielavida, @newscoldplay (ALSO IMPORTANT TO FOLLOW)

O @ohchrismartin, @oleolecoldplay 

P @pardonthecoldplay, @pfofie@princessesofchina (you’re one of my favorites as well :))

S @sehnstars@she-ran-away-in-her-sleep-and@singin-out, @strawberryman-swing@straw-berryman-swing@stuckinreverse-c@swallowedinthestars

T @the-consulting-coldplayer@thegirlwho14@tilcoldplaycome 

U @upwiththebirds

V @violet-hills@vivalacoldplay, @viva-la-coldplayers@viva-la-turner 

W @walkthecoldplay, @we-llbeglowinginthedarkk@weliveforcoldplay@will-champion, @whereiwantedtogo

X @xyloto

Y @yeahilovecoldplaysowhat

Again, thank you all so much for 1,000+! Couldn’t have done it without any of you.

I still can’t believe this. I started this blog as a joke, but it turned out to be one of the best things that has ever happened to me. Stay awesome people, and I will continue to run this blog and make edits for as long as I can! <3

With love,