the other derp is my friend

BTS Reaction #2- Ideal Types/What Type of Couple You’ll Be

 Note- Just a quick description in what I think the members would like and dislike in a partner and what type of relationship I see them being in.


HOSEOK-  The dancer of BTS would most surely need someone who is as optimistic as him.  Not that you have to be cheery 24/7 and as energetic as him, but he wouldn’t be able cope with someone who sees the glass as half empty rather than full.  I don’t see him having high standards, all he needs is someone who is kind and cares about him and I think he’ll be satisfied.  However, I do see him being very clingy.  Wherever he goes, he would want you to come as well.  If you can’t, best believe he will be blowing up your phone asking to facetime and chat.  Hoseok would not be able to be with someone who needs space, he wouldn’t understand the concept of you not wanting to be with him all the time.  Being his partner would be time consuming and I suspect he could get easily jealous.  However, your relationship would be very stable and I see him dating one girl for a very long time before actually popping the question.  I don’t think he would date around and he would be the least likely to cheat.  

  You guys are a more subtle version of Jin and his partner.  Unlike that couple, you would actually go out a lot and I see him taking you to the gym and dance practices.  He would always be talking about this new restaurant or cafe that he would like to take you to and there would be no shortages on how many shopping trips he would fund.  He would be a firm believer in couple clothing and it would be very rare to see one of you without the other close by.

Originally posted by jhope-ah

Originally posted by lovershub


JIMIN-  Jimin needs someone who would actually ground him.  I think his partner should be someone who is very trustworthy and would actually keep him home.  Not to say he is a child, but I think he would need a partner that would make him want to become a better man.  This means you must be mature and caring.  Jimin is the type of man who I think is easily seduced by other’s interest in him and thus I believe his other half must be a sort of strong person that wouldn’t let others walk all over them.  I really see him ending up with a noona.  He would find strong willed personalities really attractive and sexy but he wouldn’t be able to stand a partner that is always demanding to be taken care of.  Rather, he would like being taken care of.  You must be the type to take charge and confident in order to be seen as sexy in Jimin’s eyes. But I’m warning you, I think Jimin might be the type to cheat.  Not that he’s a bad person, but he knows others see him as attractive and it would be a bit too tempting to him not to use that power.  

  You guys are the couple that have everyone jealous.  Both of you are so confident and sexy, you were nicknamed the ‘it’ couple.  Jimin would brag about you to others, just because your so gorgeous and hard working.  You two would often be seen at parties or social gathering, having fun or just joking around with the other young members.

Originally posted by jiyoongis

Originally posted by lostinhistorypics


TAEHYUNG- This man will be partnered up with someone who is fun.  His future soulmate must be fun, funny, kind and sometimes a little bit quirky.  In some cases, opposites attract but Taehyung would need someone similar to himself.  He wouldn’t be able to stand someone who is always caught up in the same old schedule.  He would need someone who is spontaneous and willing to try out weird things.  He would hate it if his partner was someone who is always working and not giving him time.  He would love it if you were always looking for a new hobby or invention to take part in.  You would need to be weird enough to keep him interested.  Chasing butterflies one day and building scientific volcanoes the next.  Between you two, there is never a boring moment.

  You two are the couple that are always doing the weirdest things.  Pranks, weird food creations, constant odd challenges and late nights of doing nothing but talking to each other.  You guys are the type of couple to just randomly leave in the middle of the night for a weekend trip to Italy for literally no reason whatsoever.  

Originally posted by mvssmedia

Originally posted by perfectfeelings


JUNGKOOK- Although young, I think he knows enough to have an idea of what he wants in a partner.  Jungkook can be a little awkward around others, so I think he would like it if his girlfriend or boyfriend was laid back and had some of the social skills that he lacks in.  You would need to be chill and calm, in order for him to feel at ease with you.  he would also love a person who is playful enough to be very close with his members.  He talked about his ideal type before, but I personally feel like the what he said before was too high of a standard even for him.  I totally see him with being with a tom boyish girl.  However, he is the youngest and is so used to be taken care of, I think he would need a someone who would cook or at least clean after him.  He would’t be able to stay with a person who doesn’t care after him.  Jungkook is also a virgo so I feel like he would be very stern with his standards. If you don’t fit them, he wouldn’t hesitate to break it off.  In conclusion, I think he would need someone who is laid back, fun and sort of boyish but at the same time someone who would take care of him behind closed doors.

  You guys are the couple that are more like friends than boyfriend and girlfriend.  You tell each other everything and are always playing pranks on the other members.  Rather than sexts, you two send memes and derp pics to each other and share so many inside jokes.  But, at the end of the day, he comes home to you and shows the vulnerable side of the golden maknae and you take care of him.  Your relationship might be bit odd, but it works for both of you.

Originally posted by bangtan

Originally posted by atahaninan


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[some content pasted from a hangouts message] 


You know what my aesthetic is? Chanyeol laughing so hard his right eye twitches and squints a little bit and he does that seal clap and his teeth just look like they’re about to fly off his face and he kinda sounds like a dying goose and then when he can’t control himself anymore he hits the person beside him like really hard and I literally won’t be surprised if he pulls a Dan one day and falls off his chair-

And also, do you know that feeling when you’re hanging out with someone you usually are pretty comfortable around but then on that specific day you just get really awkward and can’t make eye contact? Well, this:

I’m digging up all this treasure of CB in the past please just UNDERSTAND. Tomorrow I’m going snow tubing with my family and I was watching a video of EXO’rDIUM where Baekhyun and Chanyeol were derping off to Run with e/o and I just thought of how lucky they both are to have each other and be able to know each other because THEY’RE WILDTING SOULMATES DON’T ARGUE WITH ME.


UGH and the friendly thigh support there? Absolutely. Friendly. mhm yes some BEST FRIEND crap right there my bois being supportive of each other and each other’s wild ambitions yes yes. 

AND Another thing is how… aeSThetic they both are??? I just can’t believe I’m in the same era as them because I’m blessed. None of these gifs really have any other connection besides the fact that their appreciation and unconditional love (and unspoken respect) for each other is so beautiful and I love them so much I’m so glad I ranted I feel like a deflated balloon but like a really happy deflated balloon ya know what I mean? They’re real people. They’re physically there. I can see them and I can see their emotions and their actions and they definitely have thoughts that we might not see and that’s what’s so nice about stanning EXO in general UGH I’m going on forever about them because they’re just so precious and I love all of them so much it hurts me


Anyways, if you’re having a bad day and want to destress:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spdTvSvCCcg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPLxhnBVRjU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIvSdI7iZjc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2cN1GFvY2M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QP5TcbI5nY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mmkpcL5HpU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wmX5h4V_Rs


Have a great day, everyone! 🔥💛

I went to a party tonight and I mentioned how one shot of alcohol puts me over the edge and then my friend’s boyfriend says “one shot one kill” just loud enough for me to hear and I lost my shit

Being Minseok’s roommate would include:

Other Versions: Chanyeol / Baekhyun / Kyungsoo / Jongin / Sehun / Jongdae / Yixing / Joonmyeon

Originally posted by youngjaes

  • Scolding
  • Having to clean to not get scolded by him again
  • If you were very messy then he’d probably start cleaning for you at some point
  • Him experimenting on you with various types of coffee
  • Not that you get to complain though
  • Probably learning how to make coffee by yourself from him
  • Sassy comments
  • Sarcastic comments
  • Teasing comments
  • Encouraging each other to do all sorts of things
  • Waking up early because of the smell of coffee or because he keeps singing very loudly in the shower
  • Working out with him, whether you want to or not

“Rise and shine, (Y/n)! We’re going jogging!”
“What time is it?”
“It’s 6:30 am. Why?”
“Let me sleep.”
“BUT YOU PROMISED!”

  • Him trying to teach you how to dance
  • Yixing and Jongdae visiting you because ExoM needs to stick together
  • All of EXO hitting on you and Minseok growing overprotective of you

“Hi, pretty lady!”
“Junmyeon, I told you already - no flirting with my roommate!”
“It’s not like you’re going to anyways!”

  • Some days he’d just randomly take you shopping because he’s bored
  • Pranking the EXO members
  • Random cuddles
  • Getting a cat together because neither of you are energetic enough for a dog
  • Giving the cat some sort of a stupid name because that’s just how your roommate rolls
  • Wanting to take a shower but discovering that Minseok, having woken up before you, has used up all of the hot water
  • I hope you like cold showers
  • Asking Minseok about where your things are

“Have you seen my lipstick?”
“The red one?”
“Nope, the nude one.”
“The what one now?”
“The one that’s really light and goes well with my skin tone.”
“You mean the one that you wore last week to the dinner?”
“That’s the one, yes.”
“I last saw it in the bathroom, next to my comb.”
“Thanks!”

  • SO MANY INSIDE JOKES
  • Flirting
  • Trying to only eat healthy foods but ends up ordering pizza
  • Watching cartoons
  • Doing chores together as a competition

“I bet I can fold more clothes than you in an hour.”
“The loser has to wash the cat.”
“YAH! THAT’S UNFAIR!”

  • Teasing each other about everything
  • Stealing Minseok’s shirts
  • Pranking each other
  • Playing video games
  • Acting like little kids when you both have days off
  • Sending each other derp pictures of the other EXO members and each other
  • Him wanting you to call him ‘oppa’
  • You refusing
  • He’s like a mixture of a husband, a best friend and an annoying older brother
  • He would be a fun roommate to live with but he could be a bit annoying from time to time

platonic plots I’m always a sucker for

  • love me, love my person: two people who come as a set and if you can’t love both of them, you don’t get either of them
  • you’re the only one who understands: where they have a shared experience they can’t talk about with anyone else
  • the smol and the tol: lots of piggy back rides and reaching for things and even better if the tol is super tough with everyone else but is just a derp with the smol
  • NO WE ARE NOT DATING, WE ACTUALLY ARE JUST FRIENDS: they get sick of being asked this because why can’t people just be friends and be this close
  • “we’ve been single together forever and you’re my right hand man tbh but now you’ve met someone and are you replacing me? do i not matter anymore? are we still friends? was i just a placeholder” “find some chILL FRIEND OF COURSE YOU’RE STILL IMPORTANT TO ME I still need you that’s not how friendship works”
  • the one who always wants to fight being bffs with the literally cinnamon roll sunshine baby
  • the friends who flirt constantly and everyone thinks they’re hooking up but they’re not, and then one of them meets someone else and the other one is really happy for them 
  • you’re crazy matches my crazy: nobody gets them but each other
  • “our friends set us up on a date because they thought we’d be perfect for each other and we are but we’re not attracted to each other but we’re still soulmates”
  • “IT’S NOT WEIRD FOR ME TO WEAR YOUR CLOTHES AND SLEEP AT YOUR PLACE ALL THE TIME AND FOR US TO NOT HAVE BOUNDARIES WHY DOES OUR RELATIONSHIP FREAK PEOPLE OUT”
  • the sarcastic one and the bitchy one judging everybody together

Didn’t know my parents were having a party tonight until yesterday. Didn’t really care because it’s their friends but apparently said friends may be bringing their children who are my age and now I kinda care because I wasn’t expecting to have to entertain anyone

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Every day is #DerpyDogDay, but only one day a week is #TongueOutTuesday!

Hi, I’m Kipling “Kip” Dynamite, a 2-year-old awesome dog at  Toledo’s “Pet” Bull Project in Ohio! I weigh in at around 35 pounds made up exclusively of pure love!

I totally need a home where my inner derp can shine… okay, I have outer derp, too. Maybe my last name should be “Derpamite”? Either way, I love friends, other dogs, going for walks, belly rubs, snuggles, treats, and being brushed.

I go to a special class called “Teacher’s Pet,” and have learned so many things! I would be such a great addition to your family, I just know it! My foster mom says I’m the Funniest Dog Ever, and I promise I will make you smile every single day!

I do have a low grade heart murmur, but the Very Important Veterinary People say not to worry about it.

Please help me find my family… thank you and I love you!

Kipling Dynamite

PS, people say “sharing is caring.” I’m 100 percent positively sure that is true! So re-blog me, wouldya?

1,000+ FOLLOWERS!

9/8/16

It took over a year, and I never thought I would ever reach this point, but THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!! I’m so happy to be a part of one of the best fandoms EVER. 

 Name: clodplaye (run by me: PJ).                                                                      Blog created: July 21st, 2015.                                                                          Post count: 5,289.                                                                                              Derp edits made (including videos): 218. 

With that being said, of course I have some shoutouts:

First, if you didn’t know already, my best friend irl (@mintymarco) convinced me to make this account, and without her, this blog wouldn’t even exist right now, and neither would my derp edits. You can all thank her later.

Now, I would consider @mxvinyl/@tys-florals as one of my best friends. Jordan and I created our accounts within a week of each other basically. She was one of my first followers, and I would like to thank her for being so absolutely wonderful and supportive of my blog.

@armyofone/@dronesforhands for also being supportive and also one of my first followers. Ray is probably one of my best friends on here, and thank you for inspiring me to make more Coldplay covers again! Also, everytime you put the tag “clodplaye’s amazing work”, it makes me feel so happy that you like my edits! 

@geekleyweekley, Sam, you’re absolutely wonderful. Thank you so much for reblogging and liking what I post and also for being one of my friends on here! ^_^

My biggest fans and friends for also being awesome: @petitpoptarts, @flamingplay@anirudhiyer19992, @heart-as-a-weapon@coldplayfeels, @dontyoushiverx, @iwantedyourtruth, @aguyfullofstars@usuk112, @violafortin@waffle42, @foolsgoldthunder, and @a-sky-full-of-drones!! <3

And the biggest shoutouts go to the blogs I admire the most: @buckin-love (you were literally the first person to follow me and I still can’t believe you do! I love your beautiful work!), @coldplaymania, @coldplay-kid, and @philharvey; thank you all for following me and being huge inspirations for me. The things you all do and make really keep me going, and I appreciate you!

And now, some other Coldplay blogs that I follow that you should probably check out too if you haven’t already:

#: @-42nd-coldplayer

A @adreamaway, @a-head-full-of-coldplay@allcapscoldplay, @amyrosemartin42@anti-sheep-jonny, @apple-moses-martin, @armyofcoldplay, @army-of-memes, @a-rush-of-coldplay-to-the-head@arushofswifttothehead, @askyfullofstarss@a-sky-full-of-twiglets@at-the-speed-of-sound


B @bassandtaste, @believeincoldplay, @bitches-please-w-coldplayers @buckin2377 @bucklando, @bycoldplay


C @callitmagic42@carkidswhiteshadows, @chrisandannabelle, @chris-campaign, @christophercado@coldplagic@coldplay (THIS ONE IS IMPORTANT ;)), @coldplaybot, @coldplayeveryday, @coldplay-fan-blog, @coldplaygifs@coldplayglitch, @coldplaygraphics, @coldplayismagic, @coldplaylogic, @coldplaymusc, @coldplay-music-collection, @coldplaymyaddiction, @coldplayingparadise, @coldplayproblems, @coldplays, @coldplaysparachutes, @coldplayt, @coldplayurr,@coldslaying, @comeonlovestaywithme, @concretecanvas 


E @everglow42 


F @filiprasmusson, @findyourselfalone@flockofbirbs (your art gives me life; thank you so much!), @fuckyeahbuckin,  @fuckyeahcoldplay, @fuckyeahguyberryman, @fuckyeahphilharvey (someone needs to make a fuckyeahchrismartin, willchampion, and jonnybuckland PLEASE)


G @guyberrymanfeels@guyberryyum, @guysberryman 


H @hymnforthecoldplay


I @iheartcoldplay@imcoldplayer@in-my-coldplay-head, @it-such-a-shame-for-us-to-part


J @jonathanbuckland, @jonnyfuckland


K @kanyes


L @littlewhiteshad0ws, @lostcoldplayer


M @mosesmartin-applemartin@mrsberryman88, @mxylotos, @mylox, @mystrawberrysky


N @nannicoldplayer@natalielavida, @newscoldplay (ALSO IMPORTANT TO FOLLOW)


O @ohchrismartin, @oleolecoldplay 


P @pardonthecoldplay, @pfofie@princessesofchina (you’re one of my favorites as well :))


S @sehnstars@she-ran-away-in-her-sleep-and@singin-out, @strawberryman-swing@straw-berryman-swing@stuckinreverse-c@swallowedinthestars


T @the-consulting-coldplayer@thegirlwho14@tilcoldplaycome 


U @upwiththebirds


V @violet-hills@vivalacoldplay, @viva-la-coldplayers@viva-la-turner 


W @walkthecoldplay, @we-llbeglowinginthedarkk@weliveforcoldplay@will-champion, @whereiwantedtogo


X @xyloto


Y @yeahilovecoldplaysowhat


Again, thank you all so much for 1,000+! Couldn’t have done it without any of you.

I still can’t believe this. I started this blog as a joke, but it turned out to be one of the best things that has ever happened to me. Stay awesome people, and I will continue to run this blog and make edits for as long as I can! <3

With love, 

PJ

this has been finished for a long time but i only now got to post it on tumblr oops

It’s a present for my dear friend aishatsukiari who is the biggest derp alive uvu

Here’s a few extras!

and a spoilerish one under the cut

Keep reading

zeroyalviking I did the sketch in my sketchbook last night and completed it digitally today.

Merry Christmas Ze!
I drew this for you to thank you for all you’ve done for me, and others, without even knowing it. If you ever want me to draw you anything don’t hesitate to ask and I’ll try my best. Want to know why?
Because without you, the derps, the creatures… Without you introducing me to all these people, and brightening my days with your videos, I probably wouldn’t be nearly as happy as I am to get up and get on with may day… and I wouldn’t have met some of the kindest, most amazing friends I’ve ever had. Without YOU and other youtubers my life wouldn’t be half of what it is today. Thank you.

Speedpaint link; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZzwc0aiZS8&feature=youtu.be

anonymous asked:

So me and my friends call each other people from the derp crew and I'm you and so far my friends are starting to make relations to how much I look and act like you, should I be afraid

No, you’re sexy.

so i was listening to coldplay’s the scientist one day and this happened. 
just kidding. i decided to make this post to appreciate and thank the many people i’ve met here on tumblr, and some whom i’m so lucky to have become friends with. after 3 failed header attempts, i settled for this one because i want you to know that although you might not know it, but you’re really lovely to me. and coincidentally, my blog is turning 2 in a few days, so i decided that it was the best time to post this (and before my exams as well).

to my friends; i know that i might always neglect your messages, give you crappy responses and sometimes even ignore you, but please know that i’m always grateful for you, that i didn’t mean it, that i’m a huge fail of a human being in general. but thanks for always sticking by me, never letting me down, and for being such an awesome friend. i love you.

to my inspirations; even though we might never have talked or not even know each others’ names, but you’re such an inspiration to me and many others. thank you for doing what you do, and please continue doing it, be it making gifs, edits, or graphics. thank you.

byunbunniebaekhyu-nbyunbaeksbaekingkaibhaek ♡ baekbybyunnybtsbyeolksbaekhnybaekhyun-ahburbaerrycutepout ♡ chanyeolife ♡ derp-yeolldumbaek ♡ essentyeol ♡ hersheyjerzeyjoomyunjingyeolbaeks ♡ kaisehs ♡ kibumakaura-m ♡ ky-ngsoo ♡ kyuunqsookaimint ♡ lionbaekluhtella ♡ missdyooohmilkey ♡ ohxing ♡ osehuomgfishy ♡ parkchny ♡ queenhyosehunskin ♡ tipannies ♡ squarelgodwuboxian ♡ xingxun ♡ yeollaybaektomezhehunztaohs 

however, this is not really an official follow forever, because i don’t follow some of the blogs that i’ve listed above. but who would want a follow from me anyway right. here is my blogroll but most of them have been already included above. this post is mainly to appreciate the people that i’ve been meaning to thank some time ago. 

cheers!
charmaine

Hi guys it’s not been long since i posted my first follow forever but i decide to make a 2nd one to end 2013 in a happy way… i really don’t know what to say to you because you’re all perfect to me ♥ I wish you have a happy new year and always be awesome and amazing (。→∀←。)

If your blog is included in this follow forever, it means we’re mutual and we at least have talked for once and i regard you as my friend. I hope you feel the same way as I do :“)

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Also everyone can check out my blogroll for other pretty blogs XD