Every day is #DerpyDogDay, but only one day a week is #TongueOutTuesday!
Hi, I’m Kipling “Kip” Dynamite, a 2-year-old awesome dog at Toledo’s “Pet” Bull Project in Ohio! I weigh in at around 35 pounds made up exclusively of pure love!
I totally need a home where my inner derp can shine… okay, I have outer derp, too. Maybe my last name should be “Derpamite”? Either way, I love friends, other dogs, going for walks, belly rubs, snuggles, treats, and being brushed.
I go to a special class called “Teacher’s Pet,” and have learned so many things! I would be such a great addition to your family, I just know it! My foster mom says I’m the Funniest Dog Ever, and I promise I will make you smile every single day!
I do have a low grade heart murmur, but the Very Important Veterinary People say not to worry about it.
Please help me find my family… thank you and I love you!
PS, people say “sharing is caring.” I’m 100 percent positively sure that is true!
So re-blog me, wouldya?
Gonna stream this coming Saturday at 7pm (1900) in the central time zone. The more the merrier! Come watch me draw, might sing or voice act a little, play some games, do some funny stuff, who knows? All i know is, gonna try to make it tons of fun for everyone! Bring your friends! I’ll be making a discord server so i can chat with yall too, gonna have music playing and everything will hopefully not derp out on me and crash like last time, fingers crossed and knock on wood >.> … Anyways… It’s no fun without you all there… I’ve only ever had a maximum of 5 people watch my streams, including myself…. Which means 4…. I’m looking to break that record if yall aren’t too busy doing other things… I hope to maybe get 6 this time around… Not lookin for very much, just enough to make me feel like i’m not wasting my time in streaming…. So yeah! Come watch me derp and do my thang if ya want. I’ll be taking requests for drawings before and during the stream, which will be free if you also come watch me draw them! Think about that… 15 to 20 U.S. Dollars saved by just watching me be an idiot that draws and stuff…. So yeh…. That’s all i can think of…. Oh! Also i’ll be adding a patreon to this tumblr. It’s $5 per work that i post up, which i only post when yall commission me or give me something to do… I’ll be adding it shortly
Hey guys! So I tried my hand at vlogging for the first time and I think I did alright. I just derped around getting ready for Jennine’s birthday party and let me tell you, that shit was bananas. Miles and Ava were of course the queens of the dance floor. My friends are the best kind of people, so take a gander and lemme know what you think! You might see some familiar faces :)
Remember it is super important not to put other rp’ers on a pedestal. Trust me we will fall. It can make some of us anxious and uncomfortable and I promise most of us are massive derps who are nothing but floofs.
Also DO NOT TRY AND USE POPULAR RP BLOGS TO GET SOMETHING. DO NOT USE PEOPLE TO GAIN RP PARTNERS, EDITS, GRAPHICS, ETC. THAT IS SHITTY. DO NOT BE NICE TO SOMEONE TO GET YOUR GODDAMN FOOT IN THE DOOR THAT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A NARCISSIST .