the original was so dark

So Club Penguin is shutting down to be replaced by Club Penguin Island, but I don’t think anyone fully understands what this means. Do you really expect me to believe that these fun-loving penguins would willingly leave their happy arctic home to live on a tropical island unfit to sustain penguin life? No. Fuck that. Remember that Disney owns Club Penguin, therefore, it is my humble hypothesis that the original world of Club Penguin has been consumed by the darkness so all the penguins and puffles had to migrate to Destiny Islands as refugees. Now, Sora must purge the darkness from their original arctic world so they may return in safety. This will be a crucial plot point in Kingdom Hearts III.

  • Livvy: and now for a gay update with Kit Herondale
  • Kit: getting gayer
  • Livvy: thank you Kit
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it’s kinda nostalgic

The clave: It is forbidden to fall in love with your parabatai

Julian: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Falls in love with Emma

*Sleeps with Emma twice

*Wants to break all the parabatai bonds to be with her

*Will destroy the world for her and his family

Julian: YOLO!

  • Julian: Uh.
  • Julian: [turns in full circle]
  • Julian: I think we lost Emma.
  • Cristina: I got this.
  • Cristina: [cups hands around mouth] ZARA DEARBORN SUCKS
  • Emma, emerging from the crowd: MY DICK! Haha, what's up guys?
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James Holmes talking about how the shootings were supposed to increase his self worth during an interview.

James Holmes entered the Century 16 movie theater in Aurora, Colorado on the 20th of July, 2012 and opened fire. Twelve people were killed and 70 others got injured.
He was sentenced to 12 life sentences plus 3,318 years without parole.

  • Emma: How dare you steal my heart
  • Julian: ?
  • Emma: I guess I should steal your last name as revenge. *walks out of room*
  • Julian: Wha-
  • Julian: *realizes*
  • Julian: EMMA, DID YOU JUST PROPOSE TO ME?!

Ty: That’s ridiculous. Kit and I don’t have any pet names for each other.

Livvy: Huh. Okay. Hey, quick question, what do bees make?

Ty: Honey!

Kit, from the other room: Yeah?

Livvy: Don’t ever lie to me again.