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Sanvers + favorite quotes

  • [At a World Meeting, everyone is standing around a broken coffee machine]
  • Germany: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
  • Italy: I did. I broke it.
  • Germany: No. No, you didn't. France?
  • France: Don't look at me. Look at Britain.
  • Britain: What?! I didn't break it.
  • France: Oh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
  • Britain: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
  • France: Suspicious.
  • Britain: No it's not!
  • Canada: If it matters, probably not, but Romano was the last one to use it.
  • Romano: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Canada: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Romano: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Canada!
  • Italy: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Germany.
  • Germany: No! Who broke it?!
  • Britain: Germany... China has been awfully quiet.
  • China: REALLY?!
  • [Everyone starts arguing]
  • Germany: [to the camera] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
  • Germany:
  • Germany: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[The rogue Avengers start attacking the Guardians of the Galaxy to Tony’s confusion]

Tony: Look guys. You don’t understand. They’re my friends.

Clint: Yeah! We’re his friends.

Tony: [points to the Guardians] No Barton, I mean they’re my friends.

  • Britain: [returning with France and talking to the other Allies] Important news everyone! We found the Axis Powers camped out in a remote part of the North African coast.
  • China: Are they planning an attack?
  • Britain: No, they’re just on a camping trip.
  • America: Those s'more eating bastards!