the original idiots

self care is eating an entire tube of Pillsbury Original Crescent Roll™ dough raw while driving in the pouring rain with your windows down

  • Alec: You want me to talk to Magnus? I don't know, Clary...
  • Clary: Psh, sorry. I just thought he was really into you.
  • Alec: He is. He's obsessed with me. I'm all, "what do you want for dinner?" and he's like, "Alexander, I'm obsessed with you."
  • Clary: ...Uh-huh.