the opheliac mysteries

thebaconsandwichofregret  asked:

It occurs to me that you are Gatsby, I mean yes I hope you don't follow the archetype too closely, but you do bring together this collection of decedance and just sit back and watch as this (literal) cult of personality develops around you. So I christen you Gatsby.

that is the best insult i ever heard in my life sir

i salute you

anonymous asked:

Oh shoot, my opinion about what should happen to Athelstan seems to be at odds with yours. And as part of your cult this troubles me but I suppose I'll just have to deal. I'd much prefer if Athlestan ditched the silly christian spiel and just became a Viking yo

mainly what i got out of this was

HEY LOOK IT’S A CULT MEMBER

I LOVE MY CULT

HEY BELOVED CULT PERSON

HAIL

but also

don’t worry, i encourage a diversity of views among my following as long as they maintain the core nexus of our creed, that being absolute adoration of yours truly.

in the case of difference of opinion, take a deep breath, possibly sacrifice a goat if that’s your thing, or if not maybe go on a dionysian bender, or steal some books on the topic from your local library, or all of the above. when you’ve come back to yourself, think through your opinion carefully and intelligently and go through alternative arguments and if you still come to the same conclusion on your mortal instincts and beliefs

congratulate yourself on being a well rounded human being.