the only thing i'm making tonight

Okay so, it’s Sunday and i’m out of good paper to draw anything new and everything is closed on Sunday so I can’t get more. I still have not-so-good paper that I can use for linearts but that’s pretty much it, sooo

How about we do an ask game thing or an anon hour later tonight? Some of you have been asking for one and it’s been a loooong time, and I miss talking w/ you all. I can still answer with little doodles, I just can’t paint them. I’ll let ya know!

dancing in a snow globe | shawn mendes




word count: 10,143 (you didn’t think it was possible for this to be longer than the last one, did you?)

author’s note: thank you all SO, SO MUCH for all your feedback on part one (which you should probably read before you start this, and you can find it HERE). this second part covers sophomore year, and it’s a bit more nsfw so, like, don’t read this at work or your grandmother’s house, ya feel? i’m dedicating it to emily aka @saysweartogod bc she’s been my main cheerleader and literally revived herself from the dead to tell me to finish this. title comes from “you are in love” by taylor swift. enjoy xo

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It had always been strange to you that time never felt consistent. One second could feel as though it stretched out into several eons, but three months could be compressed into one blink. As your freshman year of college ended, you felt like you weren’t looking around enough to notice the changes: the trees becoming lush with green leaves again, sweatshirts becoming t-shirts becoming tank tops, your boyfriend becoming more open, more kindhearted, more incredible with each passing day.

As your sophomore year progressed, you learned two things:

  1. You were in love, and
  2. You had no idea what to do about it.

But let’s start a bit before that.

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Like I am honestly 110% certain that Dennis is only alive because Mac has spent the last 30 years taking care of him while Dennis is completely unaware. Like he doesn’t notice the basic things Mac does for him. Maybe until he goes to North Dakota and suddenly the world is falling apart because he doesn’t have Mac sneaking around, making sure he’s alright

Ok guys. Tonight might be thing night. Tonight, Lin-Manuel Miranda might make history and become the third person to achieve the status of a PEGOT Winner.

The other two being Richard Rodgers and Marvin Hamlisch.


post oscars edit: guys, he still got nominated. he’s still a winner technically. he may not have the fancy little statue or envelope, but he’s got all of us behind him to support him! There’s always next year! at the speed he’s going, his possibilities are endless.

if dnp are gonna address the felix situation it’ll be dan in one of his solo liveshows. just remind him whever he does one next. i really hope they do talk about it and explain their side of things, but i really wasn’t expecting them to do so tonight anyway.

Life is good

anonymous asked:

What exactly did Misaki and Saruhiko mean about taking over the world? If they did manage to literally take over the world idk how, what would they do?

I don’t think they met literally taking over the world, generally it seems like more often what they say is that they intend to take on the world which has a bit of a different connotation. In some ways I don’t think Yata and Fushimi even knew exactly what they meant, like their biggest plan initially is simply to try and take down jungle which at the time as far as they knew was just a normal app. I think for them it’s more that the both of them feel small and powerless, overlooked by the world, and they have these grand dreams of chasing something greater than themselves. I think there’s a feeling between them when they’re in middle school that together they can do anything and that they’re not just these weak insignificant kids, like they can prove to everyone that they exist, they’re alive, and show the world their power. Yata mentions in Side Red that the two of them were both dissatisfied, I think it’s kinda how Yata felt like he didn’t fit in with his family while Fushimi constantly felt as though he was under the control of someone more powerful and together they both want to break free somehow, to make their mark and be seen as strong. I feel like their ‘take on the world’ is like a kid’s dream of ‘I’ll show you,’ that they’re going to do something really grand and awesome and suddenly everyone will know who they are and respect them and they’ll be the most amazing people ever basically.

If they did ever take over the world I don’t see that going well, like they’re kids they’re not really suited for ruling the world. I feel like if they somehow managed to be in charge of anything they would just treat it in the way kids do, like not taking it as seriously as they should and even with Fushimi’s intellect there would be a lot of just not realizing how deep they’re in over their heads. Like Yata definitely strikes me as someone who’d just be like awesome we’re in charge let’s go play all the video games and eat whatever we want. Fushimi too would probably be more into doing whatever he wanted and getting revenge on anyone who looked down on him, he might have some interest in actual practical matters just to show off but I can’t see anything good coming of that (if anything I see it turning out like the jungle mission where they bite off more than they can chew and Fushimi ends up in a spiral of doubt and self loathing after he fails).

Lookie, I’ve gotten some more icons now

I probably should be doing others things.

But I’m tired…

  • Me at the start of S2 when I first read "Kieran is the killer theories": aw I kinda like Kieran. I don't think it's him I just idk they did too much to indicate him in S1 idk I just trust him.
  • Me now: Kieran motherfucking Wilcox is the goddamn killer and I will fight anyone on this. I'm happy he's the killer because it's the only goddamn thing that makes him mildly interesting. If he's not the killer and the killer left his useless, bland ass alive while killing actual cinnamon roll Jake Fitzgerald I am not going to be happy. I hate Kieran and his bullshit haircut and the only way I'll like him is if he is this killer. I could compose a novel detailing how he is in fact the killer and if tonight they reveal someone else to be the killer I still will not be convinced. Kieran is ghost face no matter what the writers do in the finale.

I never thought I’d be here, but I’ve reached the point where I’m comfortable saying: I hate unicorns. This fic was supposed to be short. It was just meant to pave the way to the scene which I thought would be interesting.


I hate everything.

Although it did enjoy a brief stint (the last three versions) of being called The Unicorn Warden and The Hunter’s Virgin, à la old skool Harlequin Romance. So that was funny. I solemnly swear I will finish the damnable thing tonight or I will strangle myself with the mouse cord.

Originally posted by smithsonianlibraries

Man, there’s always a gif that expresses how you feel. Truly we live in an age of miracles.

AC characters trying to seduce me...
  • Altair: I am the Master Assassin.
  • Me: You are a novice.
  • Altair: I am the <b>Master </b>
  • Me: .....teach me.. *jumps in bed*
  • --
  • Malik: I don't have my left arm.
  • Me: mmmmmk
  • Malik: So I use my right all the time instead ;D
  • Me: ....ooooohhhhh you dirty novice.
  • --
  • Ezio: *smiles*
  • Me: doesn't work on me.
  • Ezio: *smiles, winks, speaks Italian*
  • Me: take me take me take me
  • --
  • Connor: *smiles*
  • Me: FUCK ME!
  • --
  • Haytham: *gives a long stare*
  • Me: what? What do you want?
  • Haytham: *keeps staring*
  • Me: ....fine I'll be on the bottom...
  • Haytham: :D
  • --
  • Charles: I-
  • Me: no.
  • Charles: I have a-
  • Me: no.
  • Charles: but-
  • Me: no,fuck you.
  • --
  • Aveline: let's bang?
  • Me: let's bang.
  • --
  • Edward: The Jackdaw is not the only ship I'm docking tonight.
  • Me: you have another one?
  • Edward: aye, she is right before me, and I want to open her sails ;)
  • Me: .....did you just call me fat?
  • --
  • Kidd: Nothing is True
  • Kidd: Everything is Permitted
  • Me: ...let's fuck then.
  • --
  • Shay: I shall seduce you.
  • Me: good luck.
  • Shay: >:D I make my own luck
  • Me: .....fuck.
  • --
  • Arno: *random french words*
  • Me: not working, boy.
  • Arno: ......
  • Arno: My baguette wants to rise in your oven.
  • Me: *chokes on air*
  • Arno: the air is not the only thing you will choke on tonight
  • Me: what the fuck, Dorian!?
  • Arno: I the fuck.
  • Me: this is too much...
  • Arno: it's never enough •_•
  • Me: Elise... Help me..
  • Arno: I like threesomes too...

The literal most frustrating thing as a dog owner is taking your dog out just before you go to bed and they poo and everything, but still having them wake you up like an hour later, and once you’re outside all they do is sniff a tree and you realize they didn’t have to go, they just heard someone else out there and decided that needed to be them.

I Made A Playlist For All The Types: Introverts Edition
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>INFJ:</b> For Emma, Forever Ago by Bon Ivar (indie folk)<p/><b>Ni:</b> Poet by Bastille (alternative)<p/><b>“I can’t say the words out loud, so in rhyme I wrote you down;</b> now you’ll live through the ages, I can feel your pulse in the pages”<p/><b>Fe:</b> Mess is Mine by Vance Joy (singer- songwriter)<p/><b>“Talkin’ in your sleep, out of time;</b> well you still make sense to me, your mess is mine"<p/><b>Ti:</b> Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee by Buffy Sainte-Marie (60s folk rock)<p/><b>“Don’t stand between the reservation and the corporate bank, they’ll send in federal tanks;</b> it isn’t nice but it’s reality”<p/><b>Se:</b> 21st Century Schizoid Man by King Crimson (70s jazz-rock fusion)<p/><b>“Death’s seed, blind man’s greed, poets starving children bleed;</b> nothing he’s got he really needs”<p/><b>INFP:</b> Pure Heroin by Lorde (alt pop)<p/><b>Fi:</b> Your Secrets by Belle and Sebastian (indie pop)<p/><b>“I just had somebody tell me I was introspective to a fault;</b> I’ll be a chooser, if I can”<p/><b>Ne:</b> Say My Name by Odezsa feat. Zyra (electronic)<p/><b></b> “I’ve overthought everything I can think of into symbol”<p/><b>Si:</b> Paris Nights/New York Mornings by Corinne Baily Rae (singer-songwriter/blues)<p/><b></b> “Kiss me in the rain by the Rue Voltaire, it's a perfectly good way to ruin those silk shoes”<p/><b>Te:</b> Call It What You Want by Foster The People (indie rock)<p/><b></b> “We got nothin’ to prove, your social guides give you swollen eyes but what I got can’t be bought so you can just call it what you want”<p/><b>INTJ:</b> 2.0 by Big Data (electronica)<p/><b>Ni:</b> Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin (70s classic metal)<p/><b></b> “Yes there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run there’s still time to change the road you’re on”<p/><b>Te:</b> The Veldt by Deadmou5 (house)<p/><b>"Happy life with the machines scattered around the room;</b> look what they made, they made it for me...happy technology"<p/><b>Fi:</b> #Addicted by Riverside (jazz-rock fusion)<p/><b></b> “So hash tag me and go, 'cause I'm addicted to your love; I'm afraid you're the only friend I've got”<p/><b>Se:</b> We Don’t Need No Education by Pink Floyd (70s psychedelic rock)<p/><b>“We don’t need no education, we don’t need no thought control;</b> no dark sarcasm in the classroom”<p/><b>INTP:</b> Dream Your Life Away by Kaskade (house)<p/><b>Ti:</b> Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd (70s psychedelic rock)<p/><b>“Relax, I need some information first, just the basic facts;</b> can you show me where it hurts?”<p/><b>Ne:</b> Phantom Power by Diagrams (indie)<p/><b>“Reality, such a strange geometry;</b> and like an origami lamb I am unfolding for the hordes”<p/><b>Si:</b> The A Team by Ed Sheeran (singer-songwriter/pop)<p/><b></b> “But lately her face seems slowly sinking, wasting, crumbling like pastries and they scream the worst things in life come free to us”<p/><b>Fe:</b> Hey There Delilah by Plain White T’s (pop ballad)<p/><b></b> “Our friends will all make fun of us but we’ll just laugh along because we know that none of them have felt this way”<p/><b>ISFJ:</b> The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan by Bob Dylan<p/><b>Si:</b> Little Talks by Of Monsters And Men (indie pop)<p/><b>“There’s an old voice in my head that’s holding me back;</b> well tell her that I miss our little talks, ‘cause soon it will be over and buried with our past”<p/><b>Fe:</b> Budapest by George Ezra (singer-songwriter)<p/><b>“My friends and family they don’t understand, say that I’ll lose so much if you take my hand;</b> all for you”<p/><b>Ti:</b> Glory and Gore by Lorde (alt pop)<p/><b>“Lying in my bed words in my head;</b> secretly you love this, do you even want to go free? You let me in the ring, I’ll show you what that big word means”<p/><b>Ne:</b> Blackbird by The Beatles (60s classic rock)<p/><b>“Blackbird singing in the dead of night, take these sunken eyes and learn to see;</b> all your life you were only waiting for this moment to be free”<p/><b>ISFP:</b> Young the Giant by Young the Giant (indie rock)<p/><b>Fi:</b> Am I Wrong by Nico & Vinz (singer-songwriter)<p/><b>“I ain’t tryna do what everybody else doin’, just 'cause everybody doin’ what they are doin’;</b> if one thing I know, I fall where I grow, I’m walkin’ down this road of mine, this road that I go home”<p/><b>Se:</b> Moonlight Ride by For The Foxes (alt rock)<p/><b>“Just like these city lights, your lips in the sun;</b> we should run like rivers or children should run, and drive”<p/><b>Ni:</b> Skinny Love by Bon Ivar (indie folk)<p/><b>“Come on skinny love, what happened here? Pour a little salt, we were never here;</b> staring at this sink of blood and crushed veneer”<p/><b>Te:</b> In One Ear by Cage The Elephant (alt rock)<p/><b>“So all the critics who despise us, go ahead and criticize us, it’s your tyranny today drives us;</b> adds the fire to our flames”<p/><b>ISTJ:</b> Thinking In Textures by Chet Faker(electronica)<p/><b>Si:</b> Crossroad Blues by Robert Johnson (delta blues)<p/><b>“I went down to the crossroads, tried to flag a ride;</b> nobody seemed to know me, everybody passed me by”<p/><b>Te:</b> Pressure and Time by Rival Sons (rock)<p/><b>“Down to work for the money to earn my keep;</b> hunger’s got a way to tame a man’s pride”<p/><b>Fi:</b> Telescope by Cage the Elephant (alt rock)<p/><b></b> “In the sea, in the street, let me go, let me be, I don’t need to be here, I’m alone, can’t you see?”<p/><b>Ne:</b> St. Walker by Young the Giant (indie rock)<p/><b>“Because I want water where it’s found, but you know;</b> where there is water you’ll drown, drown in it”<p/><b>ISTP:</b> Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not by Arctic Monkeys (indie? rock)<p/><b>Ti:</b> Renegades by X Ambassadors (rock)<p/><b>“It’s our time to make a move, it’s our time to make amends, it’s our time to break the rules;</b> let’s begin”<p/><b>Se:</b> Come With Me Now by Kongos (alt rock)<p/><b>“I was born without this fear, now only this seems clear;</b> I need to move, I need to fight, I need to lose myself tonight”<p/><b>Ni:</b> Sober by Childish Gambino (rap?)<p/><b></b> “If you just give it a chance, loving you was not my plan, and I know one day you’ll see all the things that we could be”<p/><b>Fe:</b> Thin Line by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis (rap)<p/><b>“Too tired to apologize on this mattress;</b> emotional detachment – what’s the matter? She’s learning that she never should have dated a rapper”<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>