the only thing i will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother

Ardyn: You might as well start waving your white flag, Noctis!

Noctis: The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

Ardyn: Good lord.

A competition is going on and your OTP are on opposing teams. At some point in the day, Person A walks over to Person B with a towel saying, “It’s a white flag and you might as well start waving it right now” and being condescending. B, who is extremely competitive to the point that it’s scary replies, “The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!” which stuns everybody into silence for a bit. The specific reactions of A and everyone else is up to you.

  • Cassian: Oh, you know what? You might wanna borrow this.
  • Chirrut: Ew, no one wants your dirty underwear, Cassian-
  • Cassian: It's not dirty underwear! It's a white flag, and you may as well start waving it right now, Jyn-
  • Jyn: The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!
  • Bodhi: 0_0
  • Cassian: ...Good lord.

Percy: It’s a white flag, and you may as well start waving it right now, Clarisse!

Clarisse: The only thing I’ll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

Percy:…Good lord.

  • Hanamiya: *challenges Seirin to a game*
  • Hanamiya: You might wanna borrow this. *throws white cloth at Seirin*
  • Izuki: Ew, no one wants your dirty underwear.
  • Hanamiya: It’s not dirty underwear! It’s a white flag, and you may as well start waving it right now, because-
  • Riko: THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER!
  • Seirin:
  • Kirisaki Daīchi High:
  • Hanamiya: …good Lord.