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Opposite Gender Challenge - Sims Edition 💁🏽

Tagged by @lyrea. Who, at first wanted me to do this for ALL of my characters but after giving her the evil eye, she changed it to just my main characters.

HOWEVER! I’m still lazy and didn’t feel like spending hours in CAS editing their makeup/caterpillar eyebrows/badly shaped body, so I only did 3 of my main characters. (Hey Chello, cash me outside! HOWBOW DAH! lol)

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Thistle’s Beltane Giveaway!

Prizes

Rules

  • Do not delete the text!
  • This giveaway ends on Beltane (05.01.17) at 8pm CST & will be mailed out on (05.05.17) - winner will be messaged on Beltane & you will have 24hrs to respond or I will choose a new winner
  • DO NOT TAG THIS POST WITH “GIVEAWAY” - we don’t want tumblr to delete it
  • You must be following me because this is a giveaway for my little birds, I will check
  • You must be 18+ to enter this giveaway & willing to give me your name + address
  • Only reblogs count, but feel free to like this to keep track of it (please don’t spam your followers with reblogs)
  • You must live in the US or Canada (sorry, postage is just ridiculous elsewhere)

If you have any questions or concerns, please message me. Good luck everyone! Also, sorry for the poor quality photo haha 🌿

Stay With Me

Request from @tayzamalfoy: Hey could you do an imagine where the reader is Gryffindor and Draco’s girlfriend but she’s ill and is feeling horrible so Draco looks after her and lays in bed with her until she falls asleep?? Thankyou, I love your imagines :—)

Thank youuuu! I love this request! :)

Originally posted by enjoyingbeingme

You’d woken up with the worst headache, you couldn’t see straight or stand up properly for several seconds without nearly passing out. It was a sunny Saturday and you had made plans with Draco to go to go to the Black Lake and have a picnic several weeks ago for today. You finally found the courage to scramble out of bed and throw on some clothes to go down to breakfast. 

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having roadhog be a straight everday family man with a wife and kids before the omnic crisis then having him shipped with junkrat gives of unfortunate implications that I don’t like (and the creepy feeling is a billion times worse when junkrat is trans).

i mean, i’ve only seen him written as a part of the lgbt community pre-omnium explosion a couple of times?

and its usually never addressed? not even in the tags? if you headcanon him as bi/pan/was closeted gay, it be something to know?

i dunno, i mean if it was just a couple of fics i’d go huh he’s bi/pan or something, cool! but seeing this trope over and over again gives off the implication that his same gender attraction was a result of desperation from living in the irradiated outback, like the murder and violence. and that junkrat is a cheap replacement to the Pure Wholesome Cis Family and then i start to smell heterosexism in the air…

I’m not upset at anyone in particular, this is just a plea to be a little more self aware with the tropes you use?

Yoongi as Your Boyfriend

Lets just start with this:

Yoongi doesn’t take relationships lightly

So if he asks you out, that means he thinks you’re special

He thinks that one day you will get married

No

He knows that you will

Even with you being so special to him, sometimes he will get caught up in work

He doesn’t mean to, just sometimes he gets caught up in producing a song

Or ideas for lyrics are just going strong that day

Next thing you know, an extra four hours has passed.

He always feels really guilty and would call you right away

“I know it’s late, I’m sorry sweetheart…”

“No, it’s not okay. I’ll take you out somewhere nice tomorrow, okay?”

Sometimes you just wish you spent a little more personal *wink wonk* time together, and you have expressed that to him

So if he isn’t there when you crave him most

He’ll be sure to make up for it later ;)

(Stop me)

You’re never really mad about it though

Sometimes just a little disappointed but you know he didn’t mean to lose track of time.

What does make you upset, on the other hand, is when he forgets to take care of himself while getting caught up in work.

Often times you will text or call him in the afternoon and ask him what he’s eaten.

“What do you mean coffee doesn’t count as food Y/N?”

So if you aren’t too busy you’ll grab some food and raid his studio.

Sometime you’ll have to shut off his monitor for a second just to get him away from his computer.

He would getting a little annoyed that you interrupted but that would fade quickly when he saw the worried expression on your face.

He’s honestly so soft and protective of you though.

Like one time you had a bruise on your arm and the first thing he said was,

“Who the hell did that to you?”

He was ready to fiGHT

Though he did feel a little embarrassed after you told him that the perpetrator was a door.

One time he saw one comment of hate against you and for the rest of the day he was clinging on to you and making sure you weren’t upset about it.

“Are you sure you aren’t upset? They were hurtful comments. WHaT dO YOu MEan YoU’Re UsEd To iT?!”

As much as he wants to be strong and protect you all the time, sometimes he needs you to be there for him.

Sometimes work and deadlines gets too stressful

Or his own problems are weighing him down

At times like these, he just wants to put his head in your lap or against your chest so you can just run your fingers through his hair and he can rant about his day, or just fall asleep and forget about his stresses.

Sometimes he gets home really late, and you’ll be in bed asleep already.

But he usually wakes you up by accident, and judging by his tired grumbles, he exhausted and stressed.

He lay down next to you and wrap himself around you.

He would kiss the top of your head as a silent apology for waking you, too tired to really say anything.

Even though he doesn’t have much time for it often, he loves just taking naps, or just having lazy days in bed with you.

Blankets everywhere

Limbs entangled with yours as he just dozes off.

Refusing to let your free

Which becomes a problem when you have to go use the restroom.

This is how he prefers to spend his days off with you.

Sometimes you two will go out for dates.

Usually to a small coffee shop just to relax and get a hot drink.

He doesn’t do it often, but he does like to spoil you from time to time.

Mostly around holidays, and especially on your birthday.

Taking you out to flashy restaurants and giving gifts that you would rather not think about the price without your paycheck crying.

You always ask him how he affords all these things and he just shrugs his shoulders and acts like it’s no big deal.

He yells at you whenever you get him a gift or treat him somewhere and you apologize when it’s not as fancy as what he does for you.

“I don’t want you to think your gifts mean any less to me because they don’t have a big price tag”

“I love everything you give to me baby, stop being so harsh on yourself!”

The genuine way he says everything makes your know he’s being serious.

But he really enjoys staying in bed with you all day the most.

So you’ll wake up with his arms around you on his day off, and you’ll ask if he just wants to stay like this or go out and get coffee.

“I’m not feeling coffee right now baby.”

“But I don’t really want to stay like this…”

You’ll ask him what he wants to do then, but he only murmurs something about having a “few things in mind” before he’s kissing and sucking on your neck.

Yoongi likes to take his time with you, taking in everything he can about you.

Leaving trails of kisses all over you while one article of clothing after another is being removed.

It’s almost torturous but it’s so pleasurable at the sametime.

Slow and sensual is his go-to.

But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t like to get rough either.

Scratch, bite, leave his mark all over you.

Fuck you so hard you’re sore after.

He loves to tease you by calling you “Kitten” or “Baby Girl”

He gets pleasure off of making you feel good.

As soon as you’re done, he’s gone.

Good luck waking him up in the next 2-4 hours

Man, this boy can go 0-100 and back real quick.

Overall, Yoongi loves you so much.

(Even though sometimes he sucks at expressing it)

You’re gonna be stuck with him for a while.

Not that Its a bad thing.

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Only Mine

Description:  When you realized your boyfriend was cheating you didn’t expect the waiter you chose for retaliation to become so important to you.  Now that you are engaged it is time for you to finally declare who is the one you belong with.

Pairing: Hoseok x Reader

Genre: Smut

Word Count: 9083

Warning: Dom!Hoseok, spanking, breath play, cheating, punishment

A/N: This has taken forever and I am sorry about that BUT MYSTIC MESSENGER DESTROYED MY LIFE.  Hopefully possessive Hoseok makes up for it.  

Oh, also I need to give a special thanks to @avveh (I feel like I tag you in all of these now) because without her withholding vines, pictures, and gifs from me until I met my word count for the day this would not have been completed anytime soon.

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MYSTERIOUS HAZELNUT PT. VI

Summary: Coffee have always been key to lighten up your mood in cloudy days. Specially when its made by your favorite barista.

Author: @sleepywinchester prev. deanwincehster-af | Mobile Masterlist 

Pairings: Barista!Sam x Plus Size!Reader

Words: 1.4k+ 

Beta: @waywardlullabies​ 

Warnings: None.

A/N: Guys… Things are gonna get interesting from now on. Just warning y’all.  Feedback is always appreciated it! <3

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“I’m not drinking. Ever. Again.”

Your words came out slowly and with an under gruff tone. The morning after your birthday party wasn’t as festive and carefree as the night before. Instead, you woke up with a dry mouth and headache. Events of the night were mostly blurry or non-existent in your mind. Only recalling all the tequila you drank, the money you won and that you ended up in your apartment heavily drunk.

Sam scoffed with a small flat smile as he slid the hot coffee towards you. Inhaling the smell of brewed coffee made your insides flutter with joy. The smell of coffee being really satisfying in this moment of regret. Blowing air in order to cold the coffee before you took a small sip.

“Thank you,” you sighed placing the cup on the counter.

Sam nodded with a weak smile. “Babe?” he said softly catching your attention.

You watched him laid both hands above the kitchen counter. Something was off about him since both of you woke up this morning, being mostly silence and pensive. You gave Sam a nod with an arched eyebrow as answer instead asking what.

Sam clenched his jaw, “Do your remember anything that happened last night?”

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I have no enough words to describe how thankful I am, you’re all great but I think this is going to be the last give away in a while, and I want to do give you something interesting.

The rules are simple;

- Must be following before I posted this.
- Reblogs & likes count as 2 entries, if you’re a sideblog please write it on tags when reblogging.
- No personal blogs/giveaway blogs.


The reward;

- A detailed picture of your FAVORITE SHIP, knees up full detail & background included.
-Must be Valentine’s themed, SFW only.
- Canon x Oc are allowed but if I don’t feel comfortable or you don’t have enough references you’ll must to pick something else.


End date; February 13th, 2017.

What Roman poet should you fight

Cicero
Who wins: ???
I don’t know who will win this but please, he is so egotistical. Beat him up. Do it.

Vergil
Who wins: Nobody
No one benefits from this. Why would you fight Vergil? What kind of evil person would do that??? He’s not hurting anyone, he is too precious. Don’t fight Vergil.

Catullus
Who wins: You
Dude is essentially a scrawny little white boy. if you punch him he will probably cry. Do it. Fight Catullus.

Martial
Who wins: You
BUT he will probably sass you so badly in one of his poems and you will never be able to live it down. Don’t do it. Don’t fight Martial.

Ovid
Who wins: You
I know you want to punch him, hell I kinda wanna punch him, but you’ll regret it. He’ll probably seduce everyone in your family after. Don’t do it. Don’t fight Ovid.

Julius Caesar
Who wins: Caesar
I know his poems are shit and he deserves to get punched in the face for them but don’t fight him. Dude is a renounced general and is practically unstoppable. Don’t fight Caesar. He will kill you.

Seneca
Who wins: You
Dude is so fucking old you can probably KO him in one punch. Do it. Fight Seneca.

Horace
Who wins: Horace
He was a fucking officer in the military. If he wanted to, he could kill a man. Plus if you fought him you would probably make Vergil sad. Don’t do it. Don’t fight Horace.

Lucretius
Who wins: You
Please look towards the entirety of De Rerum Natura. Dude is a weak ass fucking nerd. Do it. Fight Lucretius.

Petronius
Who wins: Petronius
He is metal as HELL. He does basically anything he wants and chose to fucking kill himself before he could be sentenced and will probably not hesitate to punch someone in the gut. Don’t do it. Don’t fight Petronius.

Pliny the elder
Who wins: Pliny
He was a military officer and commander. He knows how to fight and stuff. He will most likely not hesitate to beat you up. Don’t do it. Don’t fight him.

Pliny the Younger

Who wins:???

Who wins this is irrelevant. Dude practiced law. He’s practically BEGGING for someone to punch him. Do it. Fight him.

Quintilianus
Who wins: ???
I honestly don’t know who will win but he looks deeply distressed in every picture ever as well as completely punchable. Do it. Fight Quintilianus.

Lucan
Who wins: You
Look he may have written about wars, but he didn’t do shit. You can punch him in the face easily. The only issue is that he’s a sweetie and you’ll feel super bad about it after.

Y’all loved Paladin Danse-Senpai, right?  Then let me show you something.

This is my contribution to the Fallout 4 fandom and I hope you will like it as much as I do @smokeauditore & @bloodymarietv :D

Now everyone get ready for… The “Notice me Sole-Senpai! Squad”

With its number one fanboy… Paladin Danse-Senpai!

                                  «Outstanding»

Followed by our loyal nanny…Codsworth-Kouhai!

«Even at the worst of times, things aren’t so bad when                                        you’re around, Sole-Senpai.»

A round of applause for… Preston-Kouhai!

«A settlement needs your help, General-Senpai. Here, I’ll mark it on your map.»

She’s square but beautiful…Ada-Kouhai! 

«Traveling with Sole-Senpai has proven to be quite…uplifting.»

Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boooyy? Yes you are! Give a hug to this fluffy benediction…Dogmeat-Kouhai!

                                              «Bark! Bark!»

That girl sure knows how to get herself in trouble… Piper-Kouhai!

«Thanks again for sharing your story, Blue-Senpai. I’ll make sure no one forgets what happened.»

Let’s not forget our favorite detective… Nick-Kouhai! 

  «Well, if it isn’t my favorite former icicle, Sole-Senpai!»

That girl is an ass kicker…Cait-Kouhai!

«I know this must be difficult for you… I… I’m here if you need to talk, Sole-Senpai.» 

An angel who fell from heaven…Curie-Kouhai!

«It is so hard to wrap my head around what I feel for Sole-Senpai. Before, there was only duty. Now, something more.»

He stole many hearts and is kind of a badass… Hancock-Kouhai!

«Come on, Sole-Senpai! Let’s get this freakshow on the road.»

Is he really a synth or is it just another lie? Deacon-Kouhai! 

«This will be our finest hour, Sole-Senpai. Tales shall be told of our fight versus the rad roaches.»

He became what he hated the most as a child, a mungo… Maccready-Kouhai!

«For once in my life, everything’s going right and I have you to thank for it, Sole-Senpai.»

Gotta find that human milk…Strong-Kouhai!

«Sole-Senpai good leader. Better than Fist. Strong follow you always.»

The guy is more comfortable shooting people, than talking to them… X6-88-Kouhai!

«Yes, Sole-Senpai. Designation X6-88. I’ve already neutralized the perimeter guard. When you’re ready, we can move on the main flotilla.»

There goes our favorite raider… Gage-Kouhai!

«So far, you make a pretty good Overboss, Sole-Senpai, and it’s been fun running with you.»

He’s old but he can still kick your ass… Old Longfellow-Kouhai!

«You’ve got some grit, Sole-Senpai, I’ll give you that. Can’t say that about most folks I know.»

BONUS:

Elder Maxson-Senpai!

«You truly have become one of us, Sole-Senpai!» 

Knight Rhys-Kouhai!

«I can usually size people up a glance but you, Sole-Senpai…you’re different. And it’s bugging the heck out of me.»

And my favorite, the one and only one… Dovan my Sole-Senpai!

«I know my words aren’t worth nothing but crap to you, but let me give you an advice i should’ve followed myself when I was younger. Killing won’t bring your loved ones back. Killing won’t bring you peace. It is a poison that devours you from the inside until it is too late to be treated.»

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Now, I am kinda curious to know what your Sole-Senpai looks like and what’s their own favorite quote. Please feel free to post pictures of your Sole-Senpai and their kouhai! :D 

Use the tag #SoleSenpai if you want to do this ^0^ I swear this is probably one of the best ideas I ever got.

***Every single screenshots in this post are mines except the Danse ones who originally belongs to @smokeauditore and I had a great time at making them more “kawaii”*** (I literally forgot to mention it. I’m sorry >o<)

Shannon’s Birthday Fic Challenge!

HELLO FAM. in honor of almost reaching 3k followers and my 20th birthday coming up next month, I’m hosting my first fic challenge!

your fics should be posted BY MY BIRTHDAY, MARCH 12TH! obviously you can send them in before that, but if you need an extension, please message me. because the next day (march 13th), I’ll be making a masterpost for all the fics.

the fic theme is BIRTHDAY and there are ONLY 50 SPOTS OPEN, FIRST COME FIRST SERVE!

HOW TO ENTER:

1) send me an ask (asks ONLY guys!)

2) tell me what character you’re writing for

3) pick a prompt and a backup prompt in case your first pick is already taken!

RULES AND LIST OF PROMPTS BELOW THE CUT!

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Listen like. I know the whole “Emily is Torbjorn’s kid!” thing is mostly a joke but list e n.

Emily meeting Lena for the first time at an overwatch thing and just. “dad u didn’t tell me u worked with a literal angel what the ungodly fuck dad” “you’ve met ang—” “not her. the one who just blinked into the wall.” “…”

Lena wooing Emily with god awful pickup lines during said thing and torb just looks at his wife, wife calmly takes a sip of her drink and just. “Called it.”

Only child and war orphan Lena immediately inundated and welcomed into the fam by a mountain of small children who have already embraced her as a big sister by proxy and she loves ALL OF THEM.

Also like Lena never being more intimidated of Torbjorn, a man she has gone into battle with and seen make and destroy weapons of mass destruction, then when she goes to ask for his blessing to propose to Emily. He gives her the biGGEST HUG and just. “about damn time.” 

The lindholme fam all have Discourse Kazoos for family dinners just in case Omnics get brought up bc that is the only time things get heated between lena and torb like. “Did you hear about what’s happening with Russ–” “PZZZZZZZZZZZTT”

My Little Girl Ain't So Little Anymore

PairingTonyxReader (platonic), Daughter!Reader, BuckyxReader

Summary The reader is Tony’s daughter and gives him attitude when he finds out she’s dating the one and only Bucky Barnes

Warnings None my lovies, but I have some smut coming up in other fics so keep your eyes peeled

A/N Ayee so this is ma first Tony Stark fic. I wrote it bc I feel like there’s just not enough Tony fics out there in this cruel cruel world. I hope you enjoy! Feedback is welcome and greatly appreciated so lemme know whatchu think :) if you’d like to be tagged ask/message me and I shall tag thou. Thanks for reading!

***** “Your dad is going to kill you” you heard someone mumble behind you as they wrapped their arms around your waist.

You sigh as you melt into their arms. “At least I’ll be spending my last hours with my love” you smile up at your boyfriend, Bucky, as he places a kiss on your lips.

You had snuck out of Stark Tower with Bucky to go to the park for a picnic. Every one of the Avengers knew about you two, all except your father, Tony Stark.

“So what do we have to eat?” You ask, laying out a blanket.

“I made some peanut butter and jellies and bought some macaroni salad for lunch, then for dessert…” He crawls over to where you’re sitting and pins you to the ground, attacking your neck with kisses. You giggle and fight for air as you playfully shove him off and pin him down, smiling in victory.

“Not fair, Barnes. Boys who don’t play nicely don’t get what they want” you say with a smirk and an eyebrow raised.

You smile down at him as his huge smirk slowly fades.

“Um, y/n?” He says slowly.

“What? That’s the rules, you know this.” You answer

“No… You um… Your uh… ” he stutters as he points a finger towards the sky.

“What is it” you say chuckling. You turn your head to the sky and your eyes nearly pop out of your head. “Oh my God”

“‘Oh my God’ is right, sweetheart. Ohoo you are so dead.” Tony replied. He was hovering above the two of you in one of his suits. “Get home. Now.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck you thought to yourself. You swallowed the lump in your throat and stand up, looking your father in the eye. “No.” you reply, crossing your arms over your chest.

Tony popped his helmet open and looked at you in shock and a bit of rage. “I’m sorry… It just sounded like you said… No?”

“That’s because that’s what I said… No. I’m not leaving.” You stand your ground and look over to see Bucky smirking. “I’m in the middle of a picnic and I intend to finish it.”

“Over my dead body young lady. Home. Now.” Tony said, closing his helmet at his last word.

You roll your eyes and snort. Tony raises his eyebrows “don’t you roll your eyes at me, missy.”

“Dad-”

“No! Now, dammit get home, now!” Tony cut you off, growing very angry.

You hesitate, “fine! Let’s go, Buck.” You say, collecting the remains of your lunch and turning away from your father.

“You better be there when I get back. And he better not be anywhere near you.” And with that he took off to God knows where. You huff and look at your boyfriend in defeat.

“Its okay baby girl. He’ll get over it. C'mon” he said, taking the stuff from you and kissing your cheek.

“I know but… The anger in his eyes… The disappointment… I hate disappointing him Bucky.“you say as you feel tears pricking your eyes.

“I know babygirl. Its okay” he said, wrapping his arm around your shoulders.

*** “Where is she?” Tony asked your mom, Pepper.

Pepper sighed, “don’t you think you’re being a little over dramatic? She’s not a little girl anymore, Tone. She can make big girl decisions”

“She’s still my little girl!” Tony said in defeat

“No, Tony, she isn’t. I know she’ll always be your baby but… She’s all grown up now. Pepper answered, setting her laptop on the coffee table and gettin up to go to the kitchen.

Tony sighed in defeat and made his way to your room.

You were sitting on your bed when you heard a knock on your door. “What?” You asked angrily, tears staining your face.

Tony opened the door and stepped inside. “Listen… I’m sorry for yelling at you. I’m sorry for treating you like you’re still a toddler. I’m just… ”

“Scared?” You say, finishing his sentence.

“….yes. I’m terrified, y/n. You’re growing up and… There’s nothing I can do about it.” He made his way to your bed and sat next to you.

You lay your head on his shoulder, “I’m sorry I didn’t tell you, daddy. I know you dpont like him but… I love him so much… He makes me so happy. He protects me.”

Tony smiles, “if you’re happy, I’m happy princess. Just… Next time you make any big girl decisions, lemme k OE, okay?”

“‘Big girl desicions?’” You say with a chuckle.

“Don’t judge me they’re your moms words.” Tony replies with a snort.

“Well since you brought it up… There is something else…”

“Oh God…” Tony sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Lay it on me.”

“How would you feel if I asked you to walk me down the aisle in a few months….?”

(((((SOO whatya think? I might write a part two… Thoughts on that? If you made it this far, thanks for reading! Hope you enjoyed!)))))

Tags: @not-moose-one-shots , @supernatural-jackles

I think the Fairy Tail fandom as a whole doesn’t seem to understand that other fandoms don’t have the same ship problems they do.

You guys can drone on about how the fandom isn’t that bad with ships, and how ya’ll see people exaggerating the claims of ship hate and everything, but really….people around here are incredibly hostile.

Other fandoms don’t have “anti-” tags. Because other fandoms can handle seeing criticism of their favorite characters or ships–that’s not a commonplace rule. The only commonplace rule is to not tag hate with a character tag. But this fandom group of children is so over-sensitive and aggressive that distaste for a character or criticism of any kind needs to be shielded from their eyes. 

And frankly, I don’t feel like following that etiquette, I never have. Logic and reasoning and promotion of good health are not things that should be equated with hate (and that’s what happened to make the whole ‘anti’ tags necessary). Frankly, if seeing this stuff hurts your feelings, I don’t give a flying fuck, because a lot of you could benefit from seeing it anyway.

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Okay so III POINTS are giving away a pair of tickets for the concert in Miami. The only way someone could win them is if someone tags the person who would like to win. So…would you guys help me out please? I have an Instgram account (@noodlelove15) Please feel free to tag me on III Points post as seen from above. I would really appreciate it! <3

~The Ultimate Starter Call~

Somehow I’ve been here a year and still not made one of these… BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.

By liking/reblogging this (RP blogs only please!!!) you’re giving me permission to stop being an awkward wuss and:

  • tag you in random stuff
  • send in memes
  • send in random asks
  • hit you up on IM
  • make your life a living hell
  • and generally interact!

Thanks~!

I remembered I had this drawing a month ago or something but never really finished it because I got busy with school. I only found this again when I was cleaning my folders… Now I’m not sure if I will color it—

Anyone wants to color this? xD It could be a collab or something //kicked. 
I’m just giving the offer hehehehe- Tag me if you do feel like doing it! xD

I’ve received a couple of asks about how I make my icons so I’ve decided to make a small tutorial!! Honestly, I’m the most unprofessional person and trust me when I say they’re easy to make. Also, I’ve made this at 11pm (after work) yesterday because I have work all day today + the day tomorrow. I apologise in advance for any miscommunication lmao.

  • I’ll be using Photoshop CS5
  • Basic PS knowledge preferable
  • Feel free to ask any further questions

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