the only sassy blonde i love

just little liverpool fc things
  • every match captain jordan henderson will walk out with a look on his face like hes going to war
  • and hes ready to kill everyone and their father 
  • plus hendo will most likely fight with the ref at least once
  • there will be a time where james milner crosses the ball into the box and inevitability end up on his face
  • and he will stay down for at least 2 minutes like his life is over with his face buried in the grass
  • our front 3 could possibly murder u with the way they score goals
  • or they fall asleep and do nothing, theres no in between
  • emre will most likely fight- with anyone
  • at least one goal will be conceded per game, it has to or the game didnt happen
  • and that goal will most likely be conceded from a corner
  • one of our centrebacks will make atleast one mistake
  • but our fullbacks are angels who never do anything wrong and never get the praise they deserve (hint;clyney mils and trent)
  • whenever the babies get a chance we all die alittle, cus they are so committed and talented
  • we also get cute as fuck training pics that look like giant love fests
  • kloppo is v likely to scream in someones face or run along the sidelines like a madman when something good happens
  • cuddles are bound to happen, no matter what
  • team celebrations consists of the biggest group hug and lots of screams and kisses and even more hugs
  • and if ur bobby firmino then the shirt is coming off equaling another pointless yellow card
  • phil will only score a world-y, cus normal goals are too mainstream for him
  • klopp will always blame himself for a loss and be v v sassy in press conference
  • someone is v likely to grow an awful manbun  👀 or go blonde 
  • adam lallana is v likely to jump on ur back to celebrate a goal cus hes a tiny koala, #koala adz
  • also adz is kloppo’s fave son
  • whenever we win we are most likely gonna scream WE’RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE, just cus, we have too ok
  • it dont even matter if we’re 20th, lfc fans will always scream we’re gonna win the league, i guess we just love winning :DDD
  • and when we lose, we act like the world is endin and life is over and we’re never gon play football again

feel free to add more

anonymous asked:

hi love! how are you? i really like your blog. i was hoping to have a ship with monsta x. right now i have dirty blonde hair and blue/green eyes. i'm only 5'4. i really like to read and i talk a lot. i enjoy coffee and crochet. i listen to all kind of music. i like to joke around with my friends and i'm a little (and by a little i mean a lot lol) sassy.

Originally posted by wonhontology

I ship you with Lee Minhyuk! Let’s start with your hair? so, he’d love it, so much. Think about it, he’d have his hands running through your hair like his life depends on it. He’d love your appearance, from your shortness to your pretty eyes. He’d love to joke around with you too and watch as you talk and show you your crochet. As well as being passionate about you, he’d also love for you to be passionate about him and his music too. He’d give off good vibes and would love you better than anyone else ever could ♥

10

I think it’s the time to post my entire life drawing horses. I like horses since I have memory and I think them are the most beautiful creatures in Earth. I’m 19 years old (For silly people: of course that in all these years I’ve been drawing other things like people, dogs, food (yes, food), but horses for me always have something special)

Well, let’s go with an analysis of the photos:

First picture: me with 4-5-6 years old. omg that horse is scary (and not to mention the typical yellow sun in the corner hahaha) 

Second picture: me with 6-8 years old. Look at that sassy horse. It’s seems like that typical preppy blonde girl in your high school.

Third photo: me with 8-11? years old. I loved Spirit and I wanted to do my version of him haha.

Fourth and Fifth picture: When I was 12-16 years old I just drawing with pencil. I think I was three or five years drawing with pencil. FINALLY here is the beginning to horses with level!

Sixth and Seventh picture: My first time with watercolors. It was hard put aside the pencil because I had spent much time drawing only on grayscale and start with color really bothered me. But with patience and effort (and a few horses thrown in the trash) I managed to get to the Eighth and Ninth picture. 

The only advice I can give you is if you want to dedicate to this you need patience. A LOT. How you see, this takes years of experience and development. My horses have evolved because I have not lost confidence in myself. I think this is a clear example that if you want something strongly, finally it’s get amazing results. I hope you liked it! ♥

Thoughts on 4x09:
- Divorce? WTF??!
- Jude not knowing what the marijuana pipe was, filthy liar
- The ‘I love you too’ from Brandon came waaaayyyy too late
- Jonnor flashback got me hard, how dare Jude throw that away ;(
- Brandon far away from home is kinda interesting
- The flashbacks with mini-Jude are supa cute (yes it rhymes)
- I like the hitler-looking creepy guy @ creepy house
- AJ knows the truth now, callie you fkd up..
- I love Broadway O.o
- Bye Cortney, Welcome blonde girl
- Sassy Jude = Awesome Jude
- WE DON’T HAVE TO SELL THE HOUSE, oops, house already sold…
- WE DON’T HAVE TO BREAK UP, oops, letter already sent…
- Callie ruining her life to Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata makes me happy
- They are just filing a divorce 4 the house, fuck you writers, i litt hate you…
- JUDE: “I STILL WANT TO”
- NOAH: “I ONLY WANT TO DO WHAT YOU WANT TO”
- Joah intercourse confirmed
- Wedding flashbacks, nice nice, more flashbacks, gimmie gimmie
- The moms is a a wonderful ship, luf it.
- Bandon’s back, he killed it, I mean Joah, not the audition
- Joah is in trouble… (Who tf smokes if their parents are at home?)
- Creepy-guy is back, yas :)
- Why is the promo all about nick? Like, why? This episode was 0% nick..

Sorry for the long rant, love you all x

anonymous asked:

Hi! Can I get a ship? I'm 5'5"; blue gray eyes and shoulder length dirty blonde hair. I'm kinda athletic- I play softball but like lets be honest thats not really a sport so like... lol. I'm also a volunteer firefighter so that's fun! I'm hella sassy and sarcastic; but that's only once you get to know me. If I'm not friend with you, I'm just really overly friendly but reserved with personal stuff. I looooveeee Netflix, movies, classic rock, and dogs. Thank you so much- i LOVE LOVE LOVE ur blog!!

I ship you with Monty! I think your friendly attitude is what attracted him to you, but when he found that you actually are sassy and sarcastic, he was like “damn girl”. He would definitely buy you a dog at one point in your relationship, even though he thinks they’re too much work.. (:

True Love - Sehun

Band : EXO

Member : Sehun

Genre : Fluff, Slight Comedy

Word Count : 1.3K

Warnings : Language 

Based on the lyrics to the song, “True Love” by P!nk.


Sometimes, I hate every single stupid word you say.

You watched as the tall, thin boy made his way towards you. His hair was bleached blonde and the fringe fell just under his eyebrows. His lips were turned up in a sassy smirk as he walked up to you.He stopped about half a metre to look at you.

“Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” He asked.

“Nope, but I did scrape my knee when I climbed up from hell” you replied almost instantly and the boy chuckled, his eyes squinting. It only lasted a moment however, as his expression returned to the previous one.

“Probably explains why you’re so hot”

“What are you doing here?” you asked, after taking a shot. He ignored your question and held his hand out for you to shake.

“I’m Sehun, and you are?”

“Out of your league”

Sometimes I wanna slap you in your whole face. 

“IF I HEAR YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME SEHUN!” You shouted as you hit your boyfriend in the chest. 

 You and Sehun were burning time watching a match on TV. Wrestling to be exact. Both of you were rooting for different sides and right now, Sehun’s side seemed to be winning. You two had made a bet, which was the loser had to follow the winner’s every order for the rest of the day. 

“You just can’t accept the fact that I’m winning” he smirked and you rolled your eyes at him. He let out a small chuckle and leaned to whisper in your ear. “I hope you like giving feet rubs” 

“YAH OH SEHUN!”

“YEHET!”

There’s no one quite like you, you push all my buttons down.

“_____________, ” he cooed, walking into the living room where you were reading a book. You were finally relaxing after doing everything Sehun asked for the past 2 hours. 

 “What?” You replied, somewhat rudely.

“Make me a sandwhich” he said, pushing your legs off the couch and replacing it with his butt.

“No, fuck you”

“No, but thanks for the offer” he replied, sarcasm oozing from his voice. You huffed and stood up anyway, throwing a pillow at his face before standing up to make your way to the kitchen.

“This sandwich tastes like shit” Sehun said after he took the first bite.

“It’s funny how you know what shit tastes like babe… oh yeah, CUZ YOU’RE FULL OF IT!” You replied smacking his head and he coughed, choking on his sandwich.Setting his plate down on the coffee table, he caught you off guard, his body above yours, your arms pinned to the armrest.

“You should take that back” he said and you scoffed, a smirk forming on your lips.

“What are you gonna do? Bite me?” He raised his eyebrows at your word choice before leaning in to whisper in your ear.

“I might as well”

I know life would suck without you.

You sat up and placed your fingers on the red bruise that formed on the side of your neck. Your hand immediately shot up to smack Sehun’s chest.

“I have work tomorrow you piece of shit!” You scolded and he put his hand on the spot that you hit him and pouted. 

“That’s no way to talk to your boyfriend”

“I hate you” he furrowed his eyebrows and stared at you. You rolled your eyes and stood up to leave the room. 

“Hey stupid” He called and and grabbed your hand pulling you into his lap, your legs on either side of him. His large hands found their way to your hips securing you in place.

He leaned in and pressed his lips to yours in a slow, sweet kiss and you responded immediately by kissing him back. He pulled away slightly and you could still feel his breath on your face.

His eyes stared into yours and you felt your face get a little hotter as he whispered against your lips. 

“I love you”

Why do you rub me up the wrong way?

“Just because you’re fine with the other members thinking you’re an ape man, doesn’t mean I am” you scolded Sehun as you threw his dirty clothes in the laundry bag.

“I’m not an ape. I’M A MAN" He said hitting his chest once, a small “ow” leaving his lips afterwards.

“Sehun, you’re gross” you said picking up a box of Chinese takeout.

“Wait!” Sehun exclaimed. “Don’t throw away that box of noodles”

You stared at him in disbelief before looking back at the box. “These noodles have been here for like 12 years”

“Just hand it to me. I’m hungry” Sehun said.

You quickly brought it into your own hands and tried to keep your distance from Sehun as much as possible. “No babe, these noodles have expired and you’re probably going to die”. Sehun grabbed the  box from your hands and said. 

“Noodles don’t expire”

You stared at Sehun like he had completely lost his mind. If you had the chance, you would call him a donkey dick and carve the words onto his coffin and never make him forget it. You opened your mouth to speak. 

“Sehun…honestly..I lov-” he cut you off.

“Noodles don’t expire” he repeated this time in a sing song voice. You honestly felt like throwing a knife at him, telling him to leave and never return until he learned basic science but you decide to just warn him this time.

“Our relationship is about to expire right now”

Sometimes I wonder how we ever came to be

You lazily grazed your fingers across the letters of your keyboard, chatting with Sehun on kakaotalk since he was on tour.

oohsehun : Istg babe if you don’t change your bio

_________ : what’s wrong with donkeydick?

oohsehun : that’s not a word ________

_________ : wtf yes it is

oohsehun : no…. IT’S NOT

_________ : IS TOO

oohsehun : are we seriously doing this?

________ : yes

oohsehun : no

_________ : fine. give me something new then if you’re so clever

oohsehun : say you suck MASSIVE dick

________ : oh pls you’re not THAT big

oohsehun : >:O

________ : get rekt

You have been blocked.

________ : NO SEHUN

________ : I LOVE YOU BABY COME BACK

________ : I LOVE YOU PLEASE

________ : SEHUN

________ : I TAKE IT BACK

________ : COME BACK

oohsehun : …………

________ : YAY

But without you, I’m incomplete

Inhaling the scent of your boyfriend from the hoodie you were wearing, you took a sip from your coffee as you sat on the empty bench in the park. Feeling the gentle cool breeze against your face as you looked by one at the selfies and pictures he sent you whilst being halfway across the world, a small smile tugged at your lips at the thought of him.

Keeping your phone in your pocket, you watched the children run around the playground and the elders pace walk along the track, a few of them greeting you in which you responded with a smile.

Your thoughts still wandered back to Sehun. Your Sehun. It has only been a few months yet you missed him a lot. The house felt quiet without his constant nagging and whining which is why you spent most of your time outside.

As much as you liked to admit otherwise, you really enjoyed Sehun’s company. Without him to pick fights with or scold, you were pretty much useless. And that was what your relationship with him was all about really, the both of you just pushing each other pass the limit until the point where you feel like pulling your hair out, but at the end, the both of you just find your way back into each others’ arms and that’s where the both of you belong.

You stood up from your place on the bench, pulled the hood over your head and proceeded back home where you’ll begin counting the days until he comes home.

Until you’re back in his arms.

1D Pref; He meets a girl on tour (4) Niall

MASTERLIST

HARRY

PART 1, PART 2, PART 3

Niall:

“Don’t be.” Zayn said, “Niall’s the one who should be embarrassed. I can’t believe he would do something like that.” 

You stayed quiet for a few seconds before asking softly, “who’s Alyson Francis?”

“That’s what I was going to ask you.” He replied, “I don’t even know who that is.” 

“Well, has he ever spoken of an Alyson?” Perrie questioned.

Zayn shook his head, “no, not that I know of at least.” 

You heard footsteps coming your way and you looked up to see the one and only, Niall James Horan.

“Can I talk to you?” He asked. You just nodded and looked at Zayn and Perrie. They gave you a concerned look but you nodded and they left.

“You okay, princess? Paul told me you left early because the fans had surrounded you too much.” He said, “I knew I shouldn’t have let you stay down there. It was too dangerous.”

You scoffed, “are you serious right now?” 

He was taken back by your sudden response, “what?”

“Did you really think the only reason I left was because the fans had surrounded me?” You asked, “They were all very lovely until you gave a shout out to some girl name Alyson Francis and they all jumped at me asking me who she was.” 

Niall opened his mouth to say something, but nothing came out.

“Care to explain?” You questioned angrily.

“She’s just a close family friend, princess.” He smiled, “don’t worry.” 

You glared at him, “don’t you dare lie to me, Ni. How can you expect me not to worry? I was standing down there cheering for you and my nerves were going crazy the minute you were about to announce a shout out. I thought you would’ve shouted me out or your family at least.” 

“Instead, I hear you tell the crowd about some girl name Alyson. What the fuck was that all about?” You continued, “you never told me about some Alyson girl. Even the lads don’t know who she is.” 

Niall knew you hardly ever swear, so when you did, it was serious. 

“I’m sorry.” He spoke, “I didn’t know you felt that way..” 

You scoffed and grumbled lowly, “maybe because you were too busy with Alyson.” 

“You know that’s not the case.” He sighed, “Alyson is nothing to me, just a friend that I met a couple weeks ago.” 

“You didn’t have to lie to me about it.” You mumbled.

“I know.” He replied, “I’m sorry. I have to admit that was wrong of me to do that. I should’ve shouted you out, because I love you.” 

You thought about it for a minute before looking back up at him, “No no.. I’m sorry I shouldn’t have made it a big deal about your shout out. I just wish you had told me about Alyson.” 

He nodded, “forgiven?”

You embraced him and smiled into his chest, “forgiven.” 

A few days later, you got to meet the oh so famous, Alyson Francis. Who turned out to be quite a bitch. 

“oh, so you’re the girl who Niall’s dating?” She asked examining you from head to toe.

Well damn, she doesn’t seem too nice.

“Yes, and you’re the girl he happens to just shout out on stage?” You questioned, adding a bit of sass.

“Relax, princess.” Niall whispered in your ear, rubbing your back.

“At least I got a shout out,” she laughed dryly.

You took a step forward, but Niall held you back. Before you got to make a sassy comeback, Niall spoke up.

“Congratulations, you got a shoutout.” Niall said, “big deal. Don’t think I’m going to fall for you just because I gave you a shoutout. You were being a friend to me at that time, but now? You just lost my respect. There’s only one person I love, and that’s Y/N.” 

Alyson gaped at his answer, “Jerk. You didn’t have to lead me on.” 

You laughed at her response. 

“Sorry, Alyson.” Niall shrug, “don’t mess with my girl.” 

And with that, Niall pulled you away from the blonde bimbo and kissed you passionately, right in front of her.

“I didn’t take you as this type.” You laughed, “trying to rub it in someone else’s face.” 

He just laughed and you guys continued your way back to the tour bus. 

A/N: YESSS, done with Niall’s part :) Hope you guys enjoyed this as much as I did writing it! I’m probably going to do it for the rest of the boys too.