okay since Beach City is a tourist town I can’t help but wonder if Mayor Dewey gives them all A Talk soon after arriving
“As the local Mayor I’d like to thank you all for visiting our fair city. Through the actions of our citizens and our local city government - that’s me - we have strived to make our city a peaceful oasis where you can let all your problems go! That being said, there are a few things about our fair town that I feel you should know before you can roam freely on the beaches.
Firstly, you may see individuals around town in unusual colors, some of which may be sporting extra eyes, limbs, and in one case torsos. That is completely normal, do not make a big deal about it.
Second, occasionally you will see or come into contact with a monster. In that case, head quickly to a nearby building and inform the other occupants. The proper authorities will take care of the situation.
If you see a giant pink lion walking around, that’s just Steven’s pet Lion. Stay calm, and whatever you do, do NOT run away from him screaming. He will think you are playing tag, and I do not know from experience that having a magical pink lion on top of you is highly unpleasant. Also, don’t let him fool you into feeding him. He can get food well enough on his own, even without the ungodly amount of ice cream he inevitably ends up consuming.
On a related note, if you see any sort of purple animal, ignore her. She’s just trying to get a reaction, and possibly steal your lunch.
You may see one of these individuals carrying a large pink sword. Don’t worry, they are trained professionals who know what they are doing. However, nobody else should try and handle that sword, ESPECIALLY if it is unsheathed. It is real, it is deadly, and again, should only be handled by trained professionals.
And finally, THIS is a picture my son Buck drew of me when he was six years old. I keep it on my fridge, and had it printed on a mug, which is now my favorite for that reason. It is a precious possession, dear to my heart, and I wanted to share it with you all.
Also don’t tell him I added this part, he thinks I’m embarrassing enough already.”