the only good pics of me

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my gender? the huge oddish living in my house

@straightboyfriend tagged me in the 7 selfies of 2017 thing sorry for making it only now im love u mr f slur

i tag @beysexuality @unfaggy  @beetlie @612l @tallerantleft @cheonjiwang and @fleurites

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featuring the best chris there is, hemsworth ‘course, and my favorite food of all time that my trainer will only let me eat once a month. hello there good people of the interwebs. my name’s chris. might know me as dorito evans. i’m way too old to be on this platform, have a rad dog called dodger, love disney more than anything else (seriously, quiz me) and i do like a good grill. and a burger. goddamn, i love burgers. anyway. before this turns into a shitty redo of the tinder profile my sister made me, i’ll self-promo and say you should come hang with yours truly on hangouts @ patriotsenthusiast. got plenty of doritos and doge pics for ya and won’t stop replying three messages in, i swear.

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Only I can give Dipper what he truly wants.

Only I know and understand his deepest desires and fears.

Only I can stay beside him.


…Too dark or nah?

It’s been a month since I started the first pic and whew, guys, I am NOT good at time management. Anyways, exams are next week and I have a whole lot of other shit to do, so… I hope this’ll suffice until I can be active again!

As always, you’re free to leave an ask, it might just take a while for me to answer. Also, I’m really sorry, but to those who will hereafter be submitting ask, please don’t expect art to go along with your answer? I’m sorry? I really want to be as active as possible but if I try and make art for every ask I’ll never answer them all. I’m not saying I will never include art, just that it’s going to be very unlikely. Thank you so much for understanding.

On another note, man I am so pumped for this AU! I have other comic ideas stacked, so I hope you guys are as excited as I am!

Also, final note, this comic is not meant to be fluffy. This is Bill being a conniving, manipulating kind of guy who has a twisted sense of what love is and what one “requires” to be “worthy” of someone.

Title taken from The Princess Bride. I love that book.

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I AM VIBRATING IN EXCITEMENT!!! Olivia sent over pics of the zines in progress. I’m away this weekend, so can only experience them through photos, but hey they’re turning out nice??

I’ll give more info when they’re all printed & in front of me

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[ 3rd February 2017 ] This spread is from 2 weeks ago when I went to planetshakers awakening!! (for like 2 days) I actually only finished this spread last night while watching bungo stray dogs (stayed up till 4am oops) and omg BSD IS SO GOOD!!!!11!!! If you’re looking for an anime to watch I would definitely recommend! I’ve been really liking this colour and I’m buying every stationery that’s available in this colour tbh someone pls stop me before I do. Hope everyone has an amazing February ahead of you!!! 💕💖

pic credits: @cwote

studygram: ohlookimstudying

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heres your reminder that nonbinary hijabis exist !! ☪️💜 (they/them or he/him, pls)

WARNING: Not for the Faint of Heart

Superstitious people must aknowledge at least one thing: Seunghyun’s bulge is real.

*takes a deep breath*

Let’s start

This picture is not photoshopped

Look at those expressions.
He knows.

this picture alway makes me extremely weak

Wait! I have more

and it can only get worse

leather pants will be the death of me

*hyperventilates*
God look at him

look

LOOK

*heavy breathing*

LOOK

*screams*

Ok last round
Are you all right?

I’ve always thought that during all Doom Dada stages he get turned on and for that reason he raps angrily and does those powerful hip thrusts and fnklerofdngiognx 
Don’t tell me, I know. I’m the worst.

look at his shining “pants”
Always bless his stylist.


AND NOW: GIF TIME!

(now you’ll never see “Blue” mv in the same way)

MADE was a good era.
(It’s clear he’s enjoying it)

…Honestly, best gif ever ☟

Are you seeing it too?
don’t lie to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



BONUS:

happy Seunghyun at MAMA

and happy Seunghyun with his bae




If you’re still alive,
If your eyesight is still good
…and if your panties are in place
Well, congratulation.

Now you are a sinner too.

@tabi-ears you’re welcome.

[I do not own any of these holy pictures/gifs. All the credits goes to the original owners]

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every year I go on a canoe trip in the wilderness of Maine. we spend a week paddling 100 miles up the Allagash Waterway and camp at incredible camp sites along the way. the only way to describe the feeling of being up there is pure bliss. my good friend Erin @realfreshair came with me this year and she captured that feeling on film. these pics have me longing to go back ….

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See the big gold chain that I’m rockin’
I got the ring for the bling, not a problem
I got a stash full of cash that I owe to my brother
All up in the club, just to live it up (x)

Some of my fav pics of Haechan

Author’s Note: This pic set includes:

Cute Haechan, Candid Haechan, Rude Haechan, Boyfriend Haechan and Pre-debut Haechan! (plus, captions expressed by yours truly)

// Putting this under a “keep reading” bcuz its hella long srz no I’m not lmao //

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dear evan hansen songs ft. alternate titles
  • anybody have a map?: okay google, how do i parent
  • waving through a window: maybe you should step out of the sun so you don't fucking die evan
  • for forever: no homo
  • sincerely, me: no homo (reprise)
  • requiem: no one mourns the wicked (sorry elphaba)
  • if i could tell her: okay google, how do i make a girl like me by only using lies about her dead brother
  • disappear: evan makes the big decision
  • you will be found: evan follows through with the big decision
  • to break in a glove: [insert the "god i wish that were me" meme here]
  • only us: okay google, how do i make a girl like me without making up lies about her dead brother
  • good for you: congratulations, you played yourself
  • words fail: evan regrets the big decision
  • so big / so small: i don't even have a joke for this one just insert a pic of someone gross sobbing or smthn here
  • for forever (reprise): well my life has been ruined
Collectibles scammer now collects bad reviews.

This may get long but I will do my best to reign my ramble-y self in.
(tl;dr at the end)

Names faces and some details have been changed to protect the innocent and prevent more harassment.

My little brother(in-law…known from here out as LB) told me about a decent sized FB group devoted to a type of collectible we are both into. I join the group and he tells me about this great deal he took part in. The group has sponsored vendors a.k.a. people who throw a few bucks at the group’s mod and they get a shiny star saying everyone should trust them…keyword should.

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170723 Super Junior D&E Hello Again Fanmeet [FULL]

[Dalnimi]

D&E’s moms, Donghwa, Yesung, Kyuhyun, and MC Leeteuk attended.Kyuhyun had told leeteuk he’d come to every thing the members did. 

[kerishee4415]

[kjj_1994_jj]

Opening VCR showed Still you cuts, getting #1, enlisting, and Donghae and Eunhyuk’s hug during discharge. Words: we’ve missed you. ©

[___younghae]

EH: I have an apologetic heart to everyone here, let’s not break apart again, let’s only walk the flower path now.

DH: I’m sorry for making you lonely for 2 years, I will work hard to show a good image in activities from now on. 

They saluted to Leeteuk.

[DirtyPop1938]

DH: It was really nice today, LT and YS hyung came today too, I’m really happy.

Eunhyuk showed a vacation pic of eating with his unit.
DH: Didn’t you make plans to eat with me? And you went to see others?? ©

Eunhyuk talked about the Super Junior dorm situation: After living in the same dorm for so long, now we’re in out thirties, we said “let’s have a go at being independent!” But we couldn’t go too far from each other so we are all living in different houses in the same area/apartment, we eat pizza together and go on walks together too, we went to find Heechul too but Kim Heechul didn’t open the door (I don’t know if he was home or not). © 

Eunhyuk confused the old SJ dorm and the new dorm. When he was in the army, SJ moved out of the old dorm so it was empty. Hyuk didn’t realize that when he went there. He thought at least kyuhyun was inside so he kept trying to press in the password and pressing the door bell, making funny faces in the inter-phone camera for minutes. Then he asked in SJ’s group chat and the manager asked if he went to the old dorm where they moved out. ©

[小帕Ana] 

Eunhyuk asked Donghae to find him in a picture of him with all his army staff in uniform and Donghae walked to the screen and pointed at a lady wearing a dress. Eunhyuk replied, “I wore a dress? Good job.” © 

Eunhyuk looked around at fans who all have long hair.
EH: We made a promise? Do you remember? How did your hair grow so fast?

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BTS REACTS TO: Their s/o wearing an ugly picture of them on a t-shirt

Anon Asked: Can you do a BTS Reaction to their s/o wearing an ugly selfie of them on a t-shirt in public? I ALWAYS wanted to do this with my boyfriend but he’s too photogenic uGH

Okay, I’ve totally done this before. Showed up at a friend’s birthday party wearing an ugly snapchat pic they sent me on a sweatshirt lol.

- Admin Dayna


Seokjin

Jin is handsome. He knew it, his fans knew it, and obviously, so do you. But with great beauty, comes great responsibility, and it seems like your boyfriend abuses his good-looks. Jin oozes narcissism. At times it was funny, charming in fact, but there’s only so much of it one could take. Sometimes consequences need to be dealt out to the arrogant. With just enough persistence and creativity, you’ve came up with the perfect plan. You awaited his arrival at the airport, your hoodie zipped up hiding your brilliance. Jin and the boys’ plane had landed and now they were only a few feet away from you. When you were absolutely positive Jin was looking right at you - and you could tell he had by the way he suddenly picked up his pace to a brisk jog your direction - you unzipped your hoodie, revealed your t-shirt with a rather… unattractive picture of him that his Army has turned into a meme printed on the front. You lifted your arms up high, allowing Jin, the boys, and the lucky bystanders to bask in its glory. As Namjoon, Yoongi, Hobi, Jimin, Taehyung, and Jungkook all erupted into laughter, Jin struggled to reprimand you between fits of giggles.

“Wha - jagiyaahh~! How could you betray me?!”

“What have I done to deserve this?!”

“Do you think this was right?! I demand respect!”

Originally posted by jiyoongis

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ScarletVision kissing scene, the theory.

I’m writing this theory when I should be studying for my Anthropology class for tomorrow. I’m tired, it’s 00:37 am, and I have a full mug of coffee with hot chocolate in front of me. I would rather die than say that this was not worth it

Let us begin

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