I'm reporting you AND your number answers to the POLICE! For crimes against my soul.
Wow. How do I respond to that? How would I plead?
Prosecutor Tanver: Oh god. Not her. You sent that damn pirate here a few days ago didn’t you?
Me: Uhm… no? Is this really a Galaxy Far Far Away?
Prosecutor Tanver: Your honor the defendant is charged with gross misconduct with Obi-Wan Kenobi and the plantiff’s soul. We’re asking for remand without bail your honor.
Judge: How does the defendant plead?
Me: Is that far wall still smoking? Wow. I didn’t mean for Hondo to use THAT much explosive. Sorry!
Judge: *roll eyes* How do you plead, woman?
Me: With puppy dog eyes and gifs usually. Preferably puppy gifs or kittens but sometimes I’ll use one from a cartoon.
Prosecutor Tanver: *gets a migraine* Your honor?
Me: Can I go now? I have more number asks to answer. Somebody wants to know what makes Anakin Skywalker cry! *evil grin and rubs her hands together*
Judge: *bangs gavel* The author is released on her own recognizance because I’m fairly positive that if we kept her here she would summon that blasted Space Pirate back with his swooshy hair and I just don’t want to deal with that.
Me: Thank you! *walks out the smoking hole in the wall and vanishes in a swirl of feels and glitter*
Sorry Nony! My perfidy and crimes against your emotions and your soul cannot be stopped. MUWAHAHAHAHA! XD
But thank you very much for reading and sending me a
momentarily heartstopping fun ask! ^___^