the one with phoebe's dad

Phoebe: Hey.
Gang: Hey. Hi Phoebe.
Phoebe: Happy Christmas Eve Eve. 

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Joey: I can’t believe it’s Christmas already. Ya know, I mean, one day your eatin’ turkey, the next thing ya know, your lords are a-leapin’ and you geese are a-layin’.

Chandler: Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.

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Chandler: And last but not least.
[Chandler and Joey give Monica a pack of condoms.]
Joey: They’re ribbed for your pleasure.

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