the one where phoebe hates pbs

Phoebe: I just found a selfless good deed; I went to the park and let a bee sting me.
Joey: How is that a good deed?
Phoebe: Because now the bee gets to look tough in front of his bee friends. The bee is happy and I am not.
Joey: Now you know the bee probably died when he stung you?
Phoebe: Dammit!
—  F.R.I.E.N.D.S: Phoebe Buffay and Joey Tribbiani - 05x04 The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS

Ross: Well, Emily’s willing to work on the relationship.

Chandler: Yes!

Monica: That’s great!

Ross: In London!

Monica: What?!

Ross: She wants me to move to London.

Monica: But you live here! (Ross rolls his eyes) You know that.

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