SIRIUS BLACK’S MEGA HIGH QUALITY AND SUPER ACHIEVABLE LIST OF NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS
1. Build one of those muggle tree houses Evans was talking about in the Whomping Willow
2. Host a tea party with the giant squid and invite everyone
3. Work minimum three cat puns into every conversation with McGonagall
4. Steal Prongs’ new Head Boy badge and pin it on Mrs Noris every time I pull a prank on Filch.
5. Convince house elves to rally behind me and then take over school. Outlaw all homework and make hair care the only subject.
6. Stop Evans bringing up that time I screamed when I saw that ballon.
MOONYS NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS
1. Stop Sirius from doing anything on his resolutions list.
2. Especially that ballon one because shit Sirius that was fucking funny Lily is my hero