the oh my lord

oh my lord Mads
  • Interviewer: What genre have you not worked in that you'd really like--
  • Mads Mikkelsen: (Interrupting, somewhat excitedly) Zombies!
  • Interviewer: Really?
  • Mads Mikkelsen: Haha, yeah.
  • Interviewer: Really?
  • Mads Mikkelsen: Yeah! I love zombies.
  • Interviewer: What's your favorite zombie thing?
  • Mads Mikkelsen: I do love watching Walking Dead. I do. There's something so fascinating, where (Mads is getting very excited) when the zombies are moving sufficiently slowly, you actually want to live in that world, you know?
  • Interviewer: Really? Why?
  • Mads Mikkelsen: Because you can just fucking chop the shit out of them!
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I got a feelin’ called the blues, oh Lord, since my baby said goodbye
Lord I don’t know what I’ll do, all I do is sit and sigh “Oh Lord”
That last long day she said goodbye, well Lord I thought I would cry
She’ll do me, she’ll do you, she’s got that kinda lovin’
Lord I love to hear her when she calls me sweet daddy

                                                      Lovesick Blues, Hank Williams

#WilliamsWednesday

BTS stuck in a traffic

yoongi: *is honking non-stop* “FUCKING MOVE OUT OF THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS” *trying to move*

namjoon: *gets hit by yoongi* “YO BITCH WHAT THE FUCK”

yoongi: “NOT MY FAULT YOU WERE IN THE WAY, IDIOT.”

namjoon: “HOE YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.”

yoongi: “oh, but I DID.”

hoseok: *is trying to keep the two from fighting* “guys please…it’s all just adding to the stress”

jimin: *was taking a selfie but noticed yoongi and namjoon are fighting so he records it* “YAS I WILL GAIN MORE SUBSCRIBERS WITH THIS”

jin: *fixing his make-up in the car but runs out of bb cream* “OH MY GOD, NO. NOT TODAY. LORD, NOT IN THIS HELL. PLEASE. WHAT HAVE I DONE WRONG”

taehyung: *sticks half his body out of the window and screams* “VOTE ME FOR PRESIDENT WHEN THE ALIENS COME DOWN TO CONQUER THE EARTH. I AM MOST TRAINED TO SURVIVE AN APOCALYPSE.”

jungkook: “oh…well…got a lot of time to clean my car” *even though he had just cleaned it yesterday*

jimin: *realizes jungkook is there so he tries his best to get close to his car and low-key takes pics of him*

jungkook: JIMIN WHAT THE FUCK.

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anonymous asked:

How do you think Harry would act if his girl was a lot shorter than him? :)

Ah he would love it!!! “C'mon little one” he’d pat your head and hold you, his head resting on yours. Oh my lord he would LOVE it.