the office quotes

The Signs as Michael Scott quotes
  • Aries:Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
  • Taurus:I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me.
  • Gemini:I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.
  • Cancer:I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
  • Leo:I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do.
  • Virgo:You have no idea how high I can fly.
  • Libra:I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower.
  • Scorpio:Bros before hos.
  • Sagittarius:Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going.
  • Capricorn:Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice.. Strike three.
  • Aquarius:That's what she said.
  • Pisces:It's never too early for ice cream.
The signs as The Office quotes

Aries: “Occasionally I’ll hit someone with my car. So sue me.”

Taurus: “I’m not superstitious…but I am a little-stitious.”

Gemini: “DWIGHT, YOU IGNORANT SLUT.” 

Cancer: “I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.”

Leo: “I am Beyonce, always.” 

Virgo: “There’s too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.”

Libra: “Saddle shoes with denim? I will literally call protective services.”

Scorpio: “…that’s what she said”

Sagittarius: “If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.”

Capricorn: “I have flaws. What are they? I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit someone with my car.”

Aquarius: “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.”

Pisces: “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.”