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Jim Halpert: “Does my room have cable?”

Dwight Schrute: “No. And the sheets are made of fire.”

Jim Halpert: “Can I change rooms?”

Dwight Schrute: “Sorry, we’re all booked up. Hell convention in town.”

Jim Halpert: “Can I have a late checkout?”

Dwight Schrute: “I’ll have to talk to the manager.”

Jim Halpert: “You’re not the manager? Even in your own fantasy?”

Dwight Schrute: “I’m the owner. The co-owner. With Satan!”

Jim Halpert: “Okay. Just so I understand it, in your wildest fantasy, you are in Hell, and you are co-running a bed-and-breakfast with the Devil.”