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Andy: I’m at, like, a beach cabana and Brad Pitt approaches and tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like, at first. But, if he was persistent, I might give in a little bit, to just sort of see what it felt like. Would I push him away? How hard? Like, what if he’s, like, really aggressive? This is not real Brad Pitt. This is, like, in my- this is my fantasy. Or it’s, like, not a fantasy. It’s just a scenario.

My Top 11 TV shows, you should be watching now!

OK now this list is my official Top TV shows that I think you should have watched already or be watching now!  In no particular order…

1. The Walking Dead

2. Breaking Bad 

3. Supernatural 

4.  The Vampire Diaries 

5.  Prison Break 

6.  Teen Wolf 

7.  Gossip Girl 

8.  Gilmore Girls 

9. Shadowhunters

10. Scream 

11.  The Office (US)

Make sure you go check out which ever shows from this list you haven’t seen yet!  

- Suzy 

Drinks with co-workers

I always enjoy a night out with my co-workers. We have a nice tight knit group of ten or so who try to go out for dinner and drinks a half dozen times per year. Most times, the conversation centered around work - gossip, office scandal, promotions, etc. and as the night progressed we would move to dancing and some light flirting usually until last call. Hangovers the next day were a given. On this particular night I was seated at one end of the table with Michael and Chris two of my good friends from work. We drank and told stories did some dancing and finally it was last call so we downed a few shots before Chris suggested we go back to his place for one more drink.
“Sounds good to me!” I replied. We wasted no time getting a cab and Chris got into the front seat to offer directions so Michael and I jumped into the back. Within moments of driving off from the pub, Michael’s hand was on my thigh and I opened my legs just wide enough for him to find my pussy without giving the driver too much of a show. I closed my eyes and bit my lip as Michael’s fingers worked magic on my clit an now very wet slit I nearly came in the short cab ride. Walking into Chris’ apartment, I felt a wave of excitement wash over me I immediately excused myself to go to the bathroom where I quickly checked my makeup and freshened up. Returning to the kitchen I found Chris pouring us all a drink. The guys went to the living room to sit down. I sat down between the two guys and Michael immediately started fondling my breasts. Chris seemed a bit hesitant so I told him to suck my tits as Michael removed my top. He needed no further prompt than that, quickly taking my breast into his mouth and sucking it. My pussy started to ache with anticipation. Lucky it didn’t have to wait long.
Michael stood up and helped me to my feet so I could unzip my skirt. It dropped to the floor and I quickly sat back down on the couch. Chris continued sucking my tits as Michael spread my legs and kissed his was up my inner thigh until he reached my waiting pussy. We had worked together for 3 years and despite flirtations in the past this was the first time they had ever done anything like this. I reached down and started fumbling with Chris’ belt, eager to get my hands on his cock. I pulled it out and started caressing it, enjoying feeling him getting harder. “I want to suck your cock” I said getting down on my knees in front of him and taking his hard cock in my mouth. I licked the length of it, and took it deep into my throat as he moaned with pleasure. Behind me I could hear Michael getting undressed. I paused and turned just as Michael pulled his cock out and walked over to me. I immediately started sucking it. His cock was different to Chris’ much longer and wider. I gagged on Michael’s cock for a minute before going back to Chris’ I kept going back and forth until Chris sat back down on the couch. I then bent over to continue sucking his cock while Michael positioned himself behind me. His monster cock found my dripping wet pussy and almost instantly I was having an intense orgasm. I was trying to pay close attention to sucking Chris’ cock but feeling Michael’s cock stretch me open was just too much and caused me to momentarily lose focus. Soon we found a rhythm and I was doing a good job of sucking in time with the thrusts. The feeling of fullness in both my mouth and pussy was exactly what I needed. I could tell Chris was close to busting. I sucked him for all I was worth and was rewarded with the sweet taste of his cum as he filled my mouth I sucked every last drop from the tip. Just then Michael’s hands grabbed harder onto my hips as he quickened the pace of his thrusts. I came hard and fast as Michael came too, thrusting so hard into me I was sure he would leave a bruise. The three of us paused to catch our breath, all of us had huge grins on our faces. I excused myself to the bathroom to clean and was already looking forward to our next team drinks night, but for now it was time to head home in a taxi. I took a cab home, quietly undressed and crawled straight into bed. My husband stirred, but didn’t wake up. A few hours later the sun was up my husband rolled over and hugged me tightly. “How was your night babe?” He asked. “Lots of fun,” I replied, exhausted. I felt him press his hard cock into my ass I was a little worried that he would smell Michael and Chris on me but rolled over onto my back anyways. He gently pushed his cock into my slightly sore pussy and soon we got into a nice rhythm. As memories of the night before came flooding back, I couldn’t help but smile as I had another orgasm just as my hubby exploded in me his cum mixing with Michael’s. After my hubby jumped in the shower and as the water washed over him I started to drift off to sleep as I thought to myself just how lucky I was to have had three great cocks in less then 12 hours.

iZombie Season 3 Synopsis

In the third season, Liv has discovered there are more zombies living in Seattle than she previously believed. In fact, there is a private military contractor employing a small zombie army, and that army is preparing for the day humans learn of their existence. Major finds a job and acceptance in this army. Liv and Clive investigate the murder of a zombie family that may just set off an all-out zombie-human war. Ravi’s former boss at the Center for Disease Control shows up in Seattle to investigate the Max Rager massacre. Blaine finds living as a human with no memory of his evil past is more blessing than curse. Peyton pulls at a thread in one of her cases that may lead to the villain that’s pulling all the strings. This season, Liv will eat the brains and take on the traits of a dominatrix, a JACKASS-style stunt man, an office gossip, a pre-school teacher, a conspiracy theorist, a dungeon master, and many more.

jerseydevious replied to your post “How bad (dad jokes, puns etc) is Double Agent Vader’s sense of humor?”

DEAR GOD I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE “dad, is that your arm around my shoulders?” “no, this is the feeling of soul-crushing regret and constant pain and suffering.” “dad, i’m hungry.” “hi, hungry, i’m the metal replacement organs pressing against your insides and regularly causing internal bleeding.” “dad, are you hugging me?” “no, this is the warm embrace of death at last.”

Okay but if you think that’s bad just imagine the jokes he tells Han Solo.

(Also, the jokes he makes to various Imperial officers. These usually tend to leave them in a state of blind terror, because nobody thinks that Darth Vader is going to make a joke. And honestly how are you even supposed to react when he catches you and your mates gossiping in the mess about whether or not he’s a droid, and instead of murdering you all he just says, “Well, you’re only half wrong.”)

In the third season, Liv has discovered there are more zombies living in Seattle than she previously believed. In fact, there is a private military contractor employing a small zombie army, and that army is preparing for the day humans learn of their existence. Major finds a job and acceptance in this army. Liv and Clive investigate the murder of a zombie family that may just set off an all-out zombie-human war. Ravi’s former boss at the Center for Disease Control shows up in Seattle to investigate the Max Rager massacre. Blaine finds living as a human with no memory of his evil past is more blessing than curse. Peyton pulls at a thread in one of her cases that may lead to the villain that’s pulling all the strings. This season, Liv will eat the brains and take on the traits of a dominatrix, a JACKASS-style stunt man, an office gossip, a pre-school teacher, a conspiracy theorist, a dungeon master, and many more.
—  SpoilerTV.com
BEFORE BED TALKS WITH EXO

Xiumin: I feel like Xiumin would cuddle you and then start by asking you about your day first. He would want to hear all of it, even the office gossip if that’s what you like to talk about. He would stroke your hair as you both talk, you doing most of the talking and him listening. Before falling asleep he would pull you close and tell you he loves you.
Luhan: Luhan wouldn’t throw his arms around you or be the first to talk about his day, I think Lulu would want you to talk first. As the night goes on he would slowly cuddle up to you, first by playing with your hair then running his hand down your arm and then pulling you close. He would talk about how his current work project is going and also about what he hopes to do in the future. I think he would really like talking about the future with you, things like how your future house you look like and joke about who gets to choose furniture. I think he would somehow tangle his legs with yours and would tell you how he gets more rest when he sleeps with you than at any other time.
Kris: I think Kris would like it if you used his arm as a pillow and let him rant for a bit. He of course would let you talk as well but I think he would really appreciate it if you lend him an ear for a bit, not that he would rant for long. He would drop in some comments as you talk to let you know he was still awake. I think he’s very likely to fall asleep listening to your voice.
Suho: Suho would probably go to bed all tense from dealing with the boys and the manager, so after you were done sharing your day and asked why he’s stressed he would talk for quite a while. I think it would mean a lot to him that someone’s willing to hear him out on his daily stresses and he would make sure to tell you how much it means to him that you do that.
Lay: He would ask about your work and bring up past conversations, I think that he would mention how nice it would be if you two could go to bed together every day (as in actually live together). When it was his turn to talk he would probably talk more about his life in general rather than small events that happened that day.
Baekhyun: He would cuddle the heck out of you and probably drop random jokes to hear you laugh. As it got later things would get really deep though, like talking about both of your past or current struggles. I think he would also like to talk about your future together for a bit and when he did he would just stare at you while imagining it in his head.
Chen: He is a cuddle machine (machen). He would ask about your day while holding you close and rubbing your sides. I think he would like to have a full on conversation together instead of taking turns. He would probably hum to help you get sleepy and it would probably turn into actual singing until he was too sleepy to continue.
Chanyeol: This happy virus would first tell all about the happy and exciting things that happened to him that day while sitting up. If you mentioned something that happened to you that made you upset he would listen carefully and try to cheer you up. I think he would spoon you and talk about where your relationship is going when you were both really tired.
Kyungsoo: I think Squishysoo would enjoy being able to see your face as you talked about your day, he would hold your hand and let you go on for as long as you want. I think he would talk about work and thank you for being so good to him. He would also mention how much it means to him that you guys could have these talks even if it’s only once in a while.
Tao: I think Tao would really like talking about your future together. Starting out with where you’ll go for your next date and maybe even talking about your life together years from now while living under the same room. Once he got tired he’d snuggle up to you and tell you to tell him some random story so he could fall asleep while listening to your voice.
Kai: Kai seems like he would love to just hear you talk, specially if you talked about the things you want to achieve. He would watch your face light up as you talked about the things you love and smile to himself. When you ask him to talk he would be kinda lost but would start out with his day. He would definitely like to think up scenarios of you guys living together, you’ll probably stay up late.
Sehun: Sehun would probably joke around a bit before talking about deep stuff. For example he would wrap you in his arms and throw a leg over you and laugh in your ear. Once you guys started talking he would let you out of your Sehun cage and listen to you. He would only hum to let you know he was awake and when he shared his day he would be pretty simple. I think with him there would be a lot of eye contact since there aren’t a lot of words.

Thank you for your request anon, i hope you didn’t mind i turned it into a scenario type of thing. I tend to write too much so I’m really sorry it’s so long. I hope you liked it though and that this is close to what you wanted

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