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“You Got 7 Uncles” (Youngjae x Reader)

“Do you think you can write a scenario like you did to the mark “newborn” one, but with youngjae this time? >.< I would really like to see how youngjae’s would be! :o”


Name: “You Got 7 Uncles” the pun i can’t

Character: Choi Youngjae (GOT7)

Genre: Fluff

Word Count: 1,482

Originally posted by yugyeomism

(gif credit to the original owner)

“Youngjae-ah” you called. You watched as your husband fumbled around the house nervously. His eyes shot up to lock onto yours. “It’s just the guys, why are you so worried?” you asked gently, walking towards him. You cupped his face in your hands. You couldn’t help but push his cheeks inwards which forced his malleable face to form into a rather odd expression. “Ah, (Y/N) why are you like this?” you managed to make out from his face being squashed. You let go of his face. Instead, your hands trailed down to his shoulders. “You’ll be fine,” you uttered slowly. You carefully placed emphasis on each word. He beamed; rays of light shone from his expression. “Thank you (Y/N). I honestly don’t know what I would do without you,” he replied. You placed a gentle kiss on his lips. “You’re so greasy,” you chuckled. That infamous laughter slipped out, infecting you with the pure sound that you had fallen so hard for. The two of you were suddenly interrupted by the door bell ringing. It echoed through the house. Youngjae’s eyes widened. He almost tripped over himself running to answer the door before you placed your hand on his shoulder. “It’s just your members, don’t worry,” you whispered sweetly. He nodded through smiles and ran towards the door. The doorbell was being repeatedly hit, most likely due to the likes of a certain maknae.

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anonymous asked:

Any headcanons for what it's like cuddling with Roman or Ozpin?

(I know this wasnt a gif headcanon request but nobody has asked for one yet so I just did it ;o;)

Ozpin:

  • never really a big spoon/little spoon thing, its usually the two of you facing each other because Ozpin loves seeing your beautiful/handsome face 
  • lazily talking about each others crazy workday, usually him doing most of the talking because as headmaster he sees a lot of interesting stuff
  • lightly caressing each other the whole time and whispering cute compliments to each other
  • Ozpin constantly kissing your forehead

Roman

  • he holds onto you very tightly because he doesnt want you to leave
  • you usually end up on top of him with his chin resting on top of your head
  • he doesnt talk much, but he loves listening to you talk. Its the only time you’ll ever see Roman so quiet
  • doesnt happen very often because he prefers other activities, reallu only happens if he had a stressful day with work and just wants to relax
bedtime brat✨

louis walked out of his office to see his sweet baby sprawled out on the couch with his thumb between his strawberry pink lips and eyes glued to the t.v. an episode of dora playing that he’s sure he’s seen one too many times.

he knew what was coming, but it was 9 o'clock, this was the most difficult part of the day and it never got any better.

“baby” louis said sweetly walking towards the sofa and kneeling down so he could be face to face with harry.

“yes daddy?” he responded around his thumb. his eyes were big, innocent, and the most vibrant shade of green louis had ever seen.

“how are you pumpkin?” louis asked with a faint smile tugging at his lips. he used his hand to push the long curls off of his boys forehead.

“daddy, cant see t.v.” the boy whines.

“baby its 9:08, its…” and louis knows. he just knows whats coming before he says the words, he swallows “…its bedtime.”

“daddy, i don’ think so” harry says taking his thumb out of his mouth and shaking his head.

“harry… not tonight please. daddy is very tired, please be a good boy.” louis pleads with desperation in his voice.

“i know but- but dora.” harry says slouching his shoulders and pointing towards the t.v.

“you’ve watched enough dora for the night little one.” louis says standing up and reaching out for harry to grab his hand.

harrys eyebrows furrow and his lip is quivering, when he looks up at louis there are tears welling up in his eyes.

“but- but harry dosnt wanna…” he says letting out a choked sob.

“no crying bubba, c'mon.” louis begs, taking harrys hand trying to lift him off of the couch.

harry snatches his hand away and turns his back to louis.

“none of that.” louis says sternly. “good boys don’t turn their backs to their daddy, ye? harry take my hand, we’re going to get you into the bath and then I’m going to tuck you in.”

still harry dosnt budge. he only huffs at louis, he’s heard this all before, and he’s always managed to get his way.

“harry” louis warned placing his hands on his hip.

harry still sat frowning with his nose turned up. his eyes widened when he heard louis begin to count.

“1…”

“2…”

“3….”

“4….”

“harry dont let daddy get to 5”

“4 and a half”

harry quickly spun around “daddy, harry dosnt want to be a bad boy but harry dosnt want bedtime either.”

“harry, dont tell daddy what you want to do. youre to do what youre told. now take my hand and lets get in the bath.” louis says trying not to raise his voice. even though he hated how bratty harry got, he would never want to hurt his boys feelings.

“my legs are broken” harry whines pouting and kicking his legs in front of him. “carry me please?” he asked politely.

“alright, anything for my baby boy.” louis smiles softly. and he carries his boy to the bath, he struggles but he does it. anything to make harry happy.

louis smiled, patting harry’s bum as he set him on the floor. “let daddy draw the bath for you. do you want your toys to play with?” louis asked.

“yes pleaseeee!” harry responded cheerfully. “aaand can we use bubbles?”

“yes, baby.  lots and lots of bubbles.” louis replied, filling the bath with bubble bath. he placed harry’s rubber duck and boat in the water, then turned around and helped harry strip.

“daddy wait!” harry says holding the waistband of his baby pink, silk panties.

louis halted his movements. “what, darling?”

“close your eyes- you cant look at my little boy parts.” harry says placing his hands over louis’ eyes.

louis smiled softly, covering his own eyes. “right, lovey. daddy’s eyes are covered, I promise.” louis said. he didnt know what it was about harry, when he’s little, makes him so shy. but he plays along, he always plays along.

harry quickly pulled his panties down and sat down in the warm water of the bath. “okay, daddy you can open now.”

louis opened his eyes, sitting down next to the bathtub. “okay, baby. play with your toys while daddy washes your hair.” louis said, wetting harry’s hair with a cup he filled with water from the tub.

“daddy…” harry whines wiping the water from his eyes.

“no whining now, baby. you have to be a clean little boy, yeah?” louis explained, scrubbing some tear free shampoo into harry’s hair. “play with your toys and the bubbles, little love.”

“i dont like these toys that much anymore. i want to play with something else daddy.” harry continues to whine and move around in the water.

louis sighed a little frustrated. “what toys do you want? daddy can go get you something else out of your toy bin. H, baby, stop moving. daddy has to wash your hair.” louis said, a little sterner now.

“daddy…” harry said pouting but sitting still nonetheless.

“none of that pouting. happy baby, right? my happy little boy.” louis said, rinsing harry’s hair.he then put some conditioner in, and grabbed a wash cloth and added some body wash. “want daddy to wash you off or do you want to do it all by yourself?”

“can daddy come in the bath with me please?” harry asked politely.

“yeah, daddy can.” louis said, immediately starting to strip.

harry smiles up at louis crinkling his nose and making room in thr bath for him. louis slides in across from harry, tickling his feet as he got in.

harry giggled, pulling his legs up to his chest and splashing some water towards louis. “daddy can you wash me please?”

louis laughed and rubbed harry’s calves. “yeah, course.” louis nodded, wetting the wash cloth again. he began at harry’s feet and worked up his legs.

harry watched louis’ hands washing his legs underneath the water. “um daddy?” harry says a little hesitant.

“daddy has to clean you down there.” louis said. “gotta be a clean boy.” harry blushed and moved closer to louis looking down at the water. “okay.”

louis slowly moved up harry’s leg, and then slowly began to wash his cock. he looked up at harry, and harry looked at him with glassy eyes, his thumb in his mouth. harry began to grow hard in louis’ hand.

“baby, are you feeling naughty?” louis asked.

“mhm” harry whimpered around his thumb, nodding.

louis continued washing him with the rag, keeping his eyes on harry. harry started to softly grind his hips into louis hand, quiet moans falling from his lips.

louis ignored harry’s moan, moving up to wash his tummy and chest. he tickled harry’s tummy gently, splashing some bubbles towards his chest.

harry frowned and crossed his arms. “daddy that wasnt very nice.”

“i’m sorry, pumpkin.” louis pouted. “i thought you’d wanna play with the bubbles. silly daddy, I was wrong.” louis said softly, rinsing harry’s hair out one more time. “bath time all done!” louis said, smiling softly.

louis got out of the water to retrieve the two towels hanging on the back of the door. he wrapped one around his waist, helped his baby boy out of the bath, and placed the other towel over harrys shoulders.

“time to get dressed for bed little one,” louis said leading harry into the bedroom.

harry whined but didnt dare protest. he did want to get his way but he didnt want to make daddy upset with him. and to tell the truth he was getting a bit sleepy.

louis bent down to open up harrys pajama drawer. “what do you want to put on little one?”

harry pointed to his dinosaur sweater and dropped his towel to the ground by his feet.

“panties or little boy shorts?” louis asked looking up at harry.

“panties please. the one with the blue bow on the front.” harry said rubbing his eyes.

“okay baby. arms up.” louis instructed pushing his fringe off of his forehead.

harry lazily lifted his arms and helped louis put the sweater on over his head and torso. the sweater reached just below harrys soft milky bum, just the right length so you could see harrys cotton panties.

“lay down so we could put these on.” louis gestures to the bed.

harry does as he’s told, lays on his back, and plays with his curls while louis lips his undies up his legs.

louis can tell harry is tired. he’s so quiet and his eyes are so low. he cant help but lean down and kiss the exposed skin of harrys hips. “i love you so much” he says sweetly.

“i love you too daddy.” harry replies through a yawn.

“go ahead and get under the covers” louis tells him before flipping harry over on his tummy and smacking him lightly on the bum.

“daddy” harry whines, crawling to the the top of the bed and slipping under the covers. he watches as louis slips on the his grey sweatpants, the ones that hang really low on his waist, harry loves them.

louis gets walks to his side of the bed and gets under the covers. “lights out” he whispers turning off the lamp.

he wraps his arms around harrys tiny waist  before kissing him on his neck. “goodnight baby”.

“goodnight daddy.” harry replies barely audible.

“it actually wasnt so bad tonight” louis thought to himself. the thing is that louis didnt really mind harrys fits, it was all worth it. to see the smile on his boys face when he got his way, and his pouty lips when he didnt. to see his boy being himself and being able to smell the faint scent of strawberry lotion and green apple shampoo and kiss every inch of harrys beautiful body. this was his boy and he wouldnt trade him for anyone.

NOTE:
i know it took me a long time to post lol! i had difficulties. id also like to credit bailee because some of this is from our rp we did in december! i hope you guys enjoyed it!

Pretty Singer

Request from @reader-chan13
Okay I came up with one! Jumin, Zen and Seven with singer s/o, like before they saw her face she sent them an audio of her singing and it just hits them (ocean eyes by Billie Eilish) with a wave of perfection and when they actually see her, the perfection wave hits them like tsunami


Zen

-Did you liked? zen says it with a very enthusiastic voice.

You didn´t know  why he asked if his voice sounded good,you had heard his voice before and It is beautiful  but he wanted to hear it from you.

-It´s lovely … like you,Zenny!

You don´t see it but you made him blush.He knew he was a good singer but when you said and that he felt as if he won the biggest reward of his life.

-Really?  Thank you!

-Really,I love your voice.

-I love your voice too.I wonder how you sing?

-me?

-Yes,I think it will be as cute as you.

-Ohh no…well I don´t know …you really want to hear it ?

-Of course 

He had a plan.If you were a bad singer he will try to give you sing lessons (if you wanted) or what ever charming plan came from his mind.If you were a good singer he will drown you in complements but as he started to hear your voice MIND BLOWN you weren´t a “good singer”  ,you you were mesmerizing,delightful,your voice felt like he was a men that only had seen shadows and all his reality was shadows form a light that came through a hole of the wall of a cave that he always lived in.He saw how animals and people passed and there figure was reflected on the wall but one day that wall broke in pieces in front of his eyes and saw all his reality change and now all changed for ever,nothing will be the same after this…

-Zen?

-Yes…

-Did you liked? 

-…

-Don´t worry you don´t have to respond .Can we change the subject?

-…

-Sorry,I will go.Call you later.

You hang up with your self-esteem in the ground and when you felt your tears on your cheeks you heard the ringtone of your phone and the name of a man that you felt a explosion each time you heard or saw anything related to him.

ZEN IS CALLING 

Jumin

  • “Jumin?” you said surprised of Jumin called so late.
  • “Did I woke you up?” Jumin respond with that deep voice that he has.
  • “Maybe but why did you called me Jumin?”
  • “Well,I wanted to hear you voice…tell me what ever you want…”
  • You really didn´t do that much on your day so you proposed to him “do you want to hear me sing?”
  • and he respond with a “That will be a lovely” he waited while you were preparing yourself
  • You were signing about like for just 1 minute and he stopped you “Mc…you are a stunning singer.You make me feel like I had never felt before.I really want to hear you every second,can you record it…wait I think I know some one that has a record label he will help…”
  • You interrupt him saying “Thank you,but…”
  • “Sorry that was impulsive of me,if you feel…I feel…”
  • Then every thing went silent 
  • “Jumin,are you there?”
  • “Mc,I will call you later.I have to do something.Good night.”
  • You were surprised by his reaction but you knew that he wasn´t the best on expressing his feelings,so you let it go and try to not think to into it.
  • But was a mess,he undid his tie  and some buttons of his shirt.
  • The limo stopped “Sir,do you feel good?”
  • “I don´t know”Jumin was hit with so many emotions that he did know WHAT THE HECK has going on.”just drive”
  • Jumin just  suspire.

Seven

How?” seven was so confused when he saw that someone had enter to the RFA chat.”Oh..oh…mc,how are you?” with his fast and flexible finger (ok this is not a NSFW) and did a background check of you.”mc…bla,bla,bla…singing project?” as he played a your song (it was not a video) he was texting.When you started singing he stopped his multitasking and just admired your voice.

He felt like he was drowning in your voice like a he was in the bottom of the ocean It was dark but it wasn´t cold or hot  it was the perfect temperature,he didn´t feel pressure of being in the bottom of the ocean no,no.no it felt like he was hugged by the water and…all those thoughts stopped when he felt a vibration on his hand and then saw all the messages of every one on RFA telling him to respond to there messages.”she is clean” seven text that on the chat .

The first time he called you he said “…You must be collected at a time like this.Now,If you´ve taken a deep breath,please go ahead and sing for me~”.You where confused but you played his little game and you sing.When you finished the song he said “lovely,you have a beautiful voice”


I hope you liked.I don´t know if you noticed but I wrote in differently in each character and I would like if you guys can give me some feedback and tell me what you guys like.

Special Agent 606,out.

Halloween #1: Stories For My Daughter

Story length: Long

I know they say Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year, but for me it’s Halloween. I deck the hall with cobwebs and fake spiders. It’s just such a special time.

Autumn is here and the leaves are beginning to fall. It’s a time to for dressing up and suspending reality. We sit in our cozy homes with our jack- o’- lanterns and candy, scaring ourselves, and almost will ourselves to see something other worldly.

My daughter has always loved scary Halloween stories, and last year was no different. We were at the kitchen table, hollowing out our pumpkins and drawing scary faces on them ready to carve. As we scooped the stringy seeds into a large bowl on the table she asked,

‘Is it time yet? Time for stories?’

'OK’ I smiled at her. 'Where should we start? How about the monkey’s paw?’

'No no, that’s an old one’ she grimaced 'Tell me something new’

'OK OK’ and I glanced out of the window and saw the moon disappearing behind a cloud. 'Right, I’ve got one for you.’ and as we scooped and carved this is the story I told her…

Once upon a time, long ago there was a boy named Jacob, and he lived with his father in a house on the outskirts of a forest. One night his father roused him from a deep sleep.

'My son’ he whispered 'I have to go out. One of the women in the village is about to give birth and I must be there.’ Jacob’s father was the village doctor and much respected.

'But father’ Jacob mumbled sleepily 'What about the wolf?’ There had been sightings of a large wolf around the edges of the village and the forest and the villagers were living in fear.

'Don’t be afraid son’ his father reassured him’ I will lock all the doors and windows and you will be perfectly safe.’

The boys chin trembled, but he trusted his father and agreed to try and go back to sleep. Once his father had gone out Jacob couldn’t sleep. Every noise and creak in the house seemed amplified. He took his blankets from the bed and curled up in front of the window, waiting for his father to return. He saw the full moon through his window and was comforted by the light. Smells of the night forest wafted through his window and he dozed fitfully.

Eventually he saw the lights from his father’s car coming back up to the house. He was so relieved he ran to meet him.

Jacob’s father saw a huge wolf bound out of the house towards his car, but before he could do anything he heard the sound of a shotgun, and the wolf fell to the ground. From the edge of the forest a group of villagers appeared. They had formed a posse and been out hunting the wolf. At first they didn’t understand the doctor’s anguished cry.

'What have you done?’ he yelled, and he ran to the spot where the wolf had dropped, grabbing it’s body and cradling it in his arms. As it took it’s last breath the villagers were horrified to see the wolf’s massive furry body transform back into that of a child.

'So the doctor’s son was the wolf?’ my daughter asked, her brown eyes wide. 'That’s a sad story mommy’

'I guess it is sweetheart, but sometimes horror is sad as well as scary. Anyway I think these are ready to be lit’

Our pumpkins were finished and we carried them into the living room. We put them on the low table in front of the TV and lit candles in them. Tradition dictated now it was time for spooky cartoons.

She’d seen them many times before and quickly got bored. She picked up a dusty pack of tarot cards from the table.

'Tell me my future mommy?’

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anonymous asked:

Ello~ I was wondering if you could do Starish, Heavens and Quartet Night reacting to if their S/O woke up from a nightmare and woke them up because S/O was scared

(( Nightmares are the worst. Especially those ones about bad things happening to people you know and care about? Ugh. Also, first official Heavens request! -Mod Finny ))

Natsuki: “Wha..? It’s still dark…” he mumbled as you shook him. When his vision focused to see the scared look on your face and your trembling, he immediately pulled you close. “Did something happen, ___-chan?” he asked. You explained that it was a nightmare, and you were pretty shaken up over it. “Well, you’re safe in my arms. I’ll make sure nothing harms my cute little ___-chan!”

Tokiya: He wasn’t thrilled to be woken up. His eyebrows furrowed as he squinted at you. “It’s like three in the morning,___. What is it?” he asked. You apologized profusely for disturbing his sleep, and despite your jitters, you tried to pass it off as nothing and lied back down. Tokiya ran a couple of fingers through your hair. “It was a nightmare,” he murmured, having connected the dots. You nodded. After giving you a tender kiss, he wrapped an arm around you and quietly sang you back to sleep.

Cecil: It was a little hard to wake him up, and as you were about to give up, he opened his eyes and yawned. “Is something the matter?” he asked. You nodded before telling him that you had a nightmare. The look on his face was a mixture of concern and confusion. “I have no idea why someone as wonderful as you would be so unlucky as to have a nightmare,” Cecil said. The way he phrased that made you giggle a little. He pulled you close. “How can I help you sleep again, my princess?”

Ren: He grunted as you shook him. “Mm…lady, what is it?” he asked, clearly groggy. You hesitated before telling him, a little scared that he’d think your reason for waking him up was stupid. “Well? Would a kiss loosen those lips?” he offered. You smiled a little and told him it was a nightmare. A small smirk formed on his lips. “Maybe if I whisper sweet nothings into your ear, it would chase away those bad thoughts.”

Otoya: When you woke him up, he sat up with a start. “What’s wrong? Why are you waking me up? Are we getting robbed?” he frantically asked. You assured him it was nothing that bad. “Then what’s wrong?” he asked. You explained to him that you had a nightmare. Before you could ask for a hug, he beat you to it. “That’s terrible! Is there anything I can do to help?” All you needed was a little cuddling to curb your nerves, and he happily gave you such.

Syo: He opened one eye to look at you, groaning. “Is it so urgent that it can’t wait till morning?” he asked. You felt bad for trying to wake him and muttered a good night. He sighed. “I’m up, so you might as well tell me.” You bit your lip, but finally told him what was going on. “Come here,” he said. You scooted closer. He pulled you into a hug and kissed your cheek. “I’ll keep you safe. Those bad thoughts will have to fight through me before they bother you again.”

Masato: He wasn’t hard to wake up. After a couple of shakes, you had his attention. “Is everything okay? You’re trembling,” he pointed out. You told him about your nightmare, and that you were having a hard time getting back to sleep. “If that is the case, I will help you in whatever way I can,” he said. All you wanted was a cup of water, which he provided to you. He embraced you firmly as you tried to drift back to sleep.

Ai: He had a very neutral expression upon being woken up. “Is there a reason why you interrupted my slumber?” he asked. You told him that it was a nightmare. His expression didn’t change. “Is that all?” You nodded, and he blinked at you. “Was there something you wanted me to do about it?” he asked, not quite able to understand why it made you feel so distressed. Feeling like you were getting nowhere, you decided to drop it and go back to bed, but not before he said, “I hope you feel better.”

Camus: You had no intention of waking Camus up, but your heavy breathing and shaking didn’t go unnoticed by the count. He woke up and turned towards you. “What are you doing?” he asked quietly. You jumped at his voice and explained you were coming down from a bad nightmare. “That’s unfortunate. Are you okay?” he asked. You were a bit surprised by his reaction, having expected him to be mad. You said that you just needed to take your mind off it, to which he offered a conversation until you fell asleep again.

Ranmaru: In a rational state of mind, you would never wake Ranmaru up unless it was important. After the nightmare you had, though, you weren’t thinking rationally. You shook him awake. “It better be important,” he muttered. You sheepishly stated that you had a nightmare. “You woke me up because of that?” he asked, clearly irritated. You apologized and tried to get up to leave. He held your arm and pulled you back to him. “There’s nothing to be afraid of. Nothing’s going to hurt you as long as I’m here, alright?”

Reiji: While waking Reiji up took a little longer than you anticipated, getting his attention was almost immediate. “It’s still dark out. What’s up?” he groggily asked. You explained to him that you had a nightmare. He looked concerned. “Is there anything you need?” he asked. You shrugged, honestly not knowing. “Hmm…how about a short ride in my car? Car rides are supposed to be soothing,” he suggested. You pointed out that it was a little late for a ride to which he laughed. “It’s never too late for a car ride.”

Eiichi: “What?” he bluntly asked, squinting at you after you woke him up. You explained to him that you had a pretty bad nightmare as he reached for his glasses and put them on. He glanced back at you as you finished your explanation. “And exactly how would my angel like me to help?” he asked, a little softer than before. You asked for a distraction. He smirked and pulled you close, immediately kissing you. “I think I’ve got the perfect distraction in mind.”

Kira: He didn’t say anything when you woke him up. Rather, he just looked at you curiously. You apologized for the inconvenience before explaining that you had a nightmare. He examined your features, taking note of how distressed you looked. He let you hug him. He wrapped his arms tightly around you. “It’s okay,” he murmured. While it wasn’t much, it was all you needed.

Nagi: “Whaaat, you had a nightmare?” he asked before frowning. You nodded and proceeded to explain how terrible it left you feeling. “Well I get nightmares too, but I just ignore them,” Nagi stated. His blatant lack of sympathy stung a little, but you also couldn’t blame him since you did interrupt his sleep. You apologized. “Well it’s okay. I just don’t get how it really could have been that bad. I guess I can hug you if you want,” he said. You nodded and he proceeded to give you a tight hug.

10

Well here it is, a year ago a silly pixel comic went up and has been ongoing for a whole year without too many stops though there were weekends.

Thanks everyone who has followed this silly thing, and thanks those who participated in the follower prompt.

Green Lantern Apple Bloom is from @glapplebloom by @akumath Dinky thinks she sees a familiar face since she is from Ponyville and knows an Apple Bloom, just not this one. Woops wrong universe. XD

Veves belongs to @the-mini-monoceros-pony Coal continues the proud follower tradition of inquiring about Ice cream.

Nyx belongs to @ask-hail-king-sombra Pixel Sombra, stop that, that mare is already taken, staph O_o I don’t want to get in trouble with another Sombra.

And the Modwhale makes an apperance outside a Tumblr Icon, errr not sure how Copper managed to stay up like that for so long. Cartoon Physics?

Over 100 followers and a whole year of pixels. Welp here is to another year. :D

anonymous asked:

hc's for paladins + alteans with an s/o who just casually walks around the castle in their underwear all the time

i’m sorry, this one is kinda hard for me to answer bc I feel like everybody would have the same initial and eventual reactions?

  • at first the character in question is like “oh god babe PLS put on some pants…”
  • every time they see you in your underwear they just turn super red and cover their face with their hands or turn away
  • “shouldn’t you only….wear your underwear and no pants…in intimate situations????”
  • eventually they just accept it and they’re like “wear whatever the fuck u want in the castle but babe please….wear pants on missions”

cartoons4ever77  asked:

104, Kid Crystal Gems and Adult Steven.

104. Remember that really embarrassing memory you told me to never speak of again?

Steven’s face instantly became bright red the moment Amethyst innocently said this, seeing as how he immediately knew what she was talking about. “Uh… y-yeah. But we don’t need to tell Ms. Connie about it, ok?”

“Tell me about what?” Connie asked with a bemused grin. 

“Oh, well there was this one time-” Pearl began, but the adult Gem was quick to interrupt her. 

“O-ok!” Steven exclaimed, flustered. “You know what? It’s getting kinda late. Why don’t you guys head off to bed?”

“Aw, but Steven!” Amethyst protested with a playful whine. “We wanna tell Ms. Connie about the time you-”

“About the time I… I gave you each five dollars to head up to bed!” Steven laughed somewhat awkwardly. 

“Isn’t that a bribe?” Pearl asked with a frown. 

“If it is, it’s a bribe I’ll totally take!” Amethyst exclaimed, holding her hand out. The adult Gem sighed but smiled nonetheless as he handed each of the young Gems a five dollar bill each. And then, of course, as soon as Garnet had her money, she happened to blurt out exactly what Steven didn’t want Connie hearing. 

“One time, Steven was pretending his bubble was a hamster wheel and he accidentally crashed into the side of the Mystery Shack,” the fusion said stoically. “Good night.”

Steven gasped, alarmed and even more embarrassed as Connie burst out laughing at this. “Garnet!”

(Aw, this was fucking cute. I gotta say I love the dynamic shift of the Relativity/Gem Kids AU. Its adorable)

anonymous asked:

If the men ever had children with their human SO, what are your headcanons for said children? What traits would they take from their fathers? (Last ask for the night as I've been the one asking the last two XD)

Man, your asks have been good. Sorry for not getting this one last night.

I feel asleep.

Pyramid Head

Well, first you can’t tell what physical traits the child has gotten from Pyramid Head. The kid will look and awful lot like the human s/o. Without seeing his face it’s hard to tell.

But, the child with show the same determination and grow to have the same strength as Pyramid Head.

Slenderman

Oh man, his kid is going to look like him. The white colored skin and the lack of a face. But the child with have the same colored hair as you and the only ability that they will have is teleportion. Other then that the kid will grow to be average height.

Doom Guy

The same brown hair as him but the similarities stop there.

The child will most likely get most of the personality traits from you. 

Sweet Tooth

The kid will share nothing with Sweet Tooth. But, the child will share traits with Needles Kane. His kindness, his warm nature and love for sweets. Like ice cream. Maybe his eye color but other then that the rest comes from you.

Oh, and the kid won’t share Needles lingering second personality. 

Nemesis

It is impossible to know what the child got from him. After all, whatever human he might have been is long gone. Even from memory. And the deformities aren’t genetic.

So, there will be obvious traits from you and then some other things that can’t really be placed from Nemesis.

Chainsaw Ganado

The kid will have his large amount of energy and child like tone. But not his murderous Intent or sudden anger shift.

The stable mind and clear head the child gets from you as well was hair color and the same smile. Eye color is from Ganado

Chris Walker

His deformities aren’t genetic either, they were self inflected. But, the child won’t earn his unstable mind. If fact, the child will show a lot of traits from Chris before he was placed in the Mental Hospital.

For those of you who don’t know, Chris was in the Military Police, having been to Afghanistan.

First, the child will be very determined and hard headed but well mannered. Expect your kid to get into a few fights.

From you they will get most of your best traits as well as eye and hair color.

If a girl she will grow to be your height but have a bit of muscle on her.

If a boy, you will have a big boy. Like a mini Chris running around.

The Keeper

I don’t think he’d want to have another child. After all, he’s still looking for his first child and wouldn’t want to loose this one two.

But, if it does end up happening the child will be a slice of heaven. Well mannered, selfless, curious, and all around will grew to be a good person.

Eye color from you, hair color from The Keeper. Which will be a dark brown.

Piggsy

That child will be a little large in size but be a total sweet heart. Most likely the kid will get most traits from you. But any odd trait or something you can’t pin to you is probably from who Piggsy once was.

Piggsy, the way he is now, was done by other humans. So your child won’t gain anything from that. But from who he was before this. Which is unknown and never coming back.

pizzawotabemasu  asked:

hey! could I ask for aomine and kagami having a really artistic s/o and she's always doing weird art stuff like asking them to pose for something or accidentally drinkin her paint water instead of her coffee or something? xD

I’m assuming you want them separate? But if not tell me and I’ll re-write it!

Using she/her pronouns as requested.

Kagami:

  • gave his girlfriend separate mugs (complete with the heart handles because he’s a softie) for coffee and pain water after he witnessed one accident. She made such a scrunchy and adorable face that he cooked her favourite dish, but he secretly wants to see that face again;
  • really admires her love for art and thinks it’s nice that she loves something just as much as he loves basketball;
  • ^^^ is really supportive when there are exhibitions or art contests. He’ll often encourage her to finish something and show her art to the world. He wants everyone to be as proud of her as she is.

Aomine:

  • honestly doesn’t mind posing for his girlfriend as much as he claims to. He’s just being a drama queen, but he loves the attention he gets and how focused she is whenever she looks at him.
  • is a secret tsundere so whenever there’s an exhibition he knows she’ll like he’ll buy the tickets and casually mention it to her like he just didn’t go out of his way to buy it;
  • doesn’t really understand art very well but lets her ramble about it whenever she wants to because he loves seeing that light in her eyes; it reminds him of himself whenever he thinks about basketball.

anonymous asked:

I'm sorry but I love modern day/domestic AUs too much to not ask the following: Who would rather spend their Valentines Day going out to buy a bunch of discount chocolates and stuffing their faces silly rather than have a romantic outing? Who would most likely forget to buy the Christmas tree but remember to buy the decorations? Who is more likely to stick their head into a jack-o-latern when shitfaced but get it stuck and give up entirely on getting it off?

-cracks knuckles-

Valentines one is hard because I can see both Hawke and Fenris being down to srive to the local grocery and pile a cart full of discount chocolate…. but I feel like Fenris would be feeling a little disappointed about it? Not that he NEEDS anything, of course not, he’s fine with whatever Hawke wants to do. But he kinda feels it might be a waste to not take advantage of the holiday and use the excuse to do something romantic he wouldnt normally. Hawke would catch on and sneak a gift into the cart full of chocolate that surprises Fenris when the cashier rings it through. On the drive home Fenris makes Hawke pull over so he can buy take out and wine (cheap burgers and expensive booze yas)

Oh oh Christmas yes ok Fenris buys the ornaments but not a tree. He would have put it off because he was busy and been like “I dont want to carry one home and theres not much point anyways who cares” but while out buying gifts he finds the most beautiful ornaments he has ever seen in this box and its just a small set but he is completely in love with it and decides fuck it he deserves something nice. They stay in the box on a table and Hawke spots them one day and takes it upon himself to go and get a tree.

Hawke gets shitfaced and stuck in the jack-o-latern. Fenris is also shit faced and has very bad and violent solutions.

anonymous asked:

Your header,,,, i can't,,,,

i entirely blame this post for my header choices because it made me fucking die 

like legit, uproarious laugh for twenty minutes

THERE WERE TEARS IN MY EYES 

then i calmed down

THEN I TOOK ONE LOOK AT THE TOP PICTURE AND I REPEATED THE FUCKING PROCESS 

I had to make this #bitch my header after that i mean i couldn’t just let it go 

his face fuckng kills me each time and people need to sEE they need to k n o w 

Kid, Crocodile and X-Drake reaction to accidentally hit their s/o.

Once again i fucked up using mobile and accidentally deleted the ask -_-

Eustass Kid:

  • Kid completely freezes and mentally face palms himself. “Fuck” was all that he could say at the moment His s/o had been right behind him when he swung his arm back for a punch towards an enemy, and he ended up elbowing his partner right in the face. He went over to them while he made Killer cover for him. he can see his partner lying on the ground with a nasty nosebleed. “Is it broken?” Kid asks. His partner shook their head no. “Idiot, don’t stand so close to me like that. I could’ve seriously hurt you!” Kid says in distress. His s/o mumbles a tiny sorry. Kid looks at his s/o and picks them up princess style saying, “You’re going back to the ship’ while heading back to the ship. After the ship’s doctor takes _______, Kid goes back outside to fight alongside his crew mates, leaving his s/o to rest in bed. At the end of the night in bed, Kid makes sure to mumble an apology to them while cuddling his s/o good night.

Crocodile:

  • Crocodile and his s/o were on a peaceful walk together until they ran into some enemies. Crocodile is so irritated at this point and just wants to be at peace with his s/o, so he quickly tries to dispense the small fries. Crocodile decides to go big and pull out a more powerful move to wipe out all of them at once. He whips out a huge ass sandstorm. He turns away to walk away from the defeated enemies, but he notices that his s/o is missing. He looks all around him, and they are no where to be fou- AND HOLY SHIT THEY ARE IN THE FUCKING SANDSTORM. Crocodile immediately rushes to the rampaging sandstorm and sees his s/o about 50 feet in the air, rapidly falling towards the ground. He rushes over to catch their sandy body just in time. “Why the hell were you in there?” Crocodile hastily asks. His s/o can’t answer him because they are so shaken up from the terrifying situation, and you know damn well Crocodile feels pretty bad for it. “Just be more careful next time,” he says. His s/o nods in response. To make up for the incident Crocodile gives his s/o a piggyback ride all the way back home which was an adorable sight to see. 

X-Drake:

  • X-Drake and his s/o are surrounded by a swarm of bounty hunters. X-Drake goes all dino and transform into his t-rex form while his s/o and crew fights alongside him. As they are fighting together, he swings his tail around to wipe out surrounding enemies. However, he doesn’t realize that his is RIGHT THERE and slams them with his tail along with the bounty hunters. He immediately turns back into his original form and rushes over to his s/o who is laying unconscious on the ground. He rushes to get them help from the ship’s doctor. He starts to panic and think about all the things that could go horribly wrong, but thankfully, they are just fine. They wake up to find him next to their bed, and he sighs in relief and gently hugs them, afraid of breaking or hurting them even further. He apologies like 3 times and his s/o giggles and tells him its alright.They just make him buy them ice cream to make up for it.

godslucretia  asked:

b o o p tbh

Send me “Boop.” to let your muse to lightly touch my muse’s nose with their finger.

 God-fearing & God-loving this woman in blue. Every glance Mercier made in her direction so often a cold one in the face of her common babbling. ( She wept and prayed as if she were among the world’s very first disciples! ) It was a rarity to see her as anything other than a downtrodden fool. So when this wailing woman seemed to dance & glide through the halls like a ghost, smiling with fingers wiggling in triumph at her touch to a nose, the vampire hadn’t the energy to shatter the very hand that dared. ( The urge was shoved down and ignored with ease. ) Instead, dearest Lucretia was blessed with rolling eyes & a scoff. ( It was only when her back was turned, but it would fade just as quickly as it appeared. )

cubbiverse  asked:

$#?? (accidental random drunk text) //don't ask how Void got Chara's phone number.. he just... did >w> //

Chara sent: [dude apparently as single strang of sphgagetti s called a spaghetto ad if yous dont thibk thays thats the coolest shit int the world you needs to get the fuck out of my face]
Chara sent: [o shit is this void sorry i cant see rn lol]
Chara sent: [your brothers an asshle just btw]
Last message: 3:56am

((Technically this is more than one text but I was having fun =3))