the nunâs story

Lemme Tell a Gay Ole Tale

Ok so I’m posting this just in case anyone can’t read my plethora of tags ok and I’m super fucking proud of it

As I said, I worked @ wally world 4 a stocking agency a family friend owned. My mom was the main one working under them, I just helped.

So we normally went in there around 11, didn’t get out till fucking 3am the first night, it was wild.

But as we got quicker and easier, I would go down to our local McDonnies Hellhole™ and get a snack

Well my GAY ASS saw the most beautiful girl there- Long brown hair, green eyes, bright smile

Her name was something like Alluna or something that reminded me of the fucking Sun and moon and it was just gorgeous

I stumbled all over my order and  i just

I wanted to tell a pick up line related to mcdonalds??????????

LITERALLY WORKED ON IT FOR WEEKS ALRIGHT

“HEY IF I GET A HAPPY MEAL, WILL YOU BE MY CUTIE?????”

I NEVER DID IT THOUGH R I P MY SELF ESTEEM LMFAOO

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The Beard Sequel has arrived
You guys know Chris is Full Chop Bald now right

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Multiples Bonuses because I cannot stop:

Today, for Valentine’s Day, reblog The Most Beautiful Love Story ever!

Reblog Malec

IMAGINE YOUR OTP #15
  • Person A: *drunk* GET mE GumMy BeaRs
  • Person B: *drunk* heRE!!
  • Person A: these gummy bears are in a zioloc bag..
  • Person B: SO??
  • Person A: so that means I PuT thEM thERe
  • Person B: ……
  • Person B: WHAT???
  • Person A: I PUT EVERYTHING IN ZIPLOC BAGS YOU KNOW THIS.
  • Person B: NO I DON'T YOU NEVER- these gummy bears are stale
  • Person A: but I put them in a ZIPLOC BAG!!
  • Person A: THAT'S IT I'M WRITING A LETTER
  • Person B: yeAH!!!
  • Person A: 'DEAR ZIPLOC, YOU FUCKERS...'
A Cryptid in my Neighborhood????

Hey there you guys. So something a little weird happened this morning, and I’ve been aching to tell someone.

So I wait at the bus stop with my sister every morning. Everything’s been normal up until around last week, when the weather started getting warmer. I started to notice that at 7 AM, every morning, I would look down the street and a cat would make its way quickly from behind a house, trot across the street and keep on going into another yard. Same path every time.

So I lean over to my sister and I say all hushed, “Same cat every morning. Same time. Isn’t that weird?” And I look back over to the Cat.

It has halted its daily regiment to stop dead and turn its head towards me.

The Cat does not move.

I cannot see its face.

I’m not sure if it was just the light. I’m not sure if it was turned the other way. I knew I could feel it looking at me though I could see no eyes.

I turn to my sister, getting kind of nervous, and I say, “Is it looking at me?” My sister shrugs. I look back and The Cat is crossing my lawn. It’s crossing my neighbor’s lawn.

I think something’s going on. Was It drawn out because of the heat? Where is It going? Can It hear me? For reference, I drew out what I saw.

I think something’s going on in my little town. I think I’m gonna call this series “Cryptids of Coalition County”. I’ll report any new findings to you as soon as I can. We can call The Cat specimen number one.

Thank you for reading, my dear friend. I’ll hope you’ll join me in my journey. That is, if I have much time left. Do I already know too much?

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Enigma of Being Awake

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Dir. Emmeline Kim

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#happy_dk_vernon_day to the dk side of the equation!  thank you for being a bright ray of happiness!  here’s to more beautiful smiles and incredible vocals! happy birthday, sunshine! ♥