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Whipped - Auston Matthews

Originally posted by werenski

Notes: Hola friends! This is literally one of my fav imagines that I’ve written so I hope you enjoy it cuties! Also look how beautiful he is in that gif!! I’m so in love.

Mentions: Like a few of the Leafs that I’m too lazy to write out

Warnings: Mentions of sex, nothing explicit or even steamy

Requested: Yes | No

Up Next: Jesse Puljujarvi

Teaser: “If you adopt us when you get married, we’ll make ourselves act five for you.”

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Imagine the first time Steve and you share a bed


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Cupcake

A/N: I’m calling it a day - but I’ll leave this little tidbit for you to mull over while I sleep. :-)

It’s written for @andtheraincamefalling ‘s Bad Pick-up Lines Challenge. My prompt is at the very beginning and bolded. This is the scene that popped into mind… Hope you like it!

Feedback and comments and questions are welcomed!

Characters: Dean x reader

Word count: just shy of 700 (this is closest I’ve ever come to a drabble, yay! - drabbling is a skill I don’t have)

Warnings: Bit of fluff and none other


Put down that cupcake, you’re sweet enough already.

You huff and roll your eyes. You are so not in the mood for some arrogant asshole hitting on you in a grocery store - and with such a cheesy line nevertheless. You turn around, ready to bite the head off of this douche, but you freeze with your mouth hanging open when you’re met with sparkling green eyes and a familiar grin.

“D-Dean?”

“Hiya Y/N. It’s been a while.”

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Dating Luke Skywalker would include...

Originally posted by backtothestarwars

  • A lot of soft but long kisses
  • Because let’s be honest he’s cute and he’s soft and he definitely knows how to kiss
  • Holding hands while walking, sleeping, talking, etc
  • Basically just always holding his hand
  • Him making the first move and asking you out on a date
  • Playing a lot of cute and stupids couple games with him
  • Him sensing whenever you’re sad, nervous or angry at something
  • In other words: you’re not able to hide anything from him
  • Moving to some peaceful planet after the fall of the Empire
  • Cooking with him because he’s lovable and wants to help you
  • “Do the mind trick on me, pleaseee”
  • “I won’t wash the dishes” *moves his hand*
  • “Okay, that’s bullshit, you definitely will”
  • Being pretty close to Leia
  • You being the big spoon and Han finding out
  • And, of course, teasing Luke about it
  • Eventually travelling with him around the galaxy because he wants you to visit a lot of nice and different planets
  • Training hand to hand combat with him
  • After a long time of relationship, discussing about having a baby
  • Actually having/adopting a little boy
  • “Let’s call him Ben”
  • “Noup, I promised Leia that Ben could be her son’s name”
  • Being Force sensitive (but not as much as he is, of course. Something more like Leia, you know?)
  • Helping him recruit kids to train them as Jedi
  • And helping him build his new temple
  • “(Y/N), stop playing with my lightsaber!”
  • Luke trusting you with his life
  • And, of course, making love to him passionately

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99 Problems - Auston Matthews

Originally posted by putpriceonthepp

Notes: More filthy, raunchy, dirty smut for y’all. I’m going to have to cleanse myself by the end of this week. Hope you enjoy! Ok but isn’t it sad that my longest imagines are always smut because I can’t do smut without a plot I hate myself.

Mentions: Patrik Laine

Warnings: Smutty, smut

Smut: Yes | No

Requested: Yes | No

Up Next: Connor McDavid

Teaser: “Are you seriously fucking sexting Laine right now?”

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So Flirty - Derek Luh, Sammy Wilk, Jack Gilinsky Imagine

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Being the only girl in a squad can be fun, but it surely isn’t always easy especially if you have very flirtatious best friends like I do. 

I just turned 19 and I’ve been friends with Derek Luh, Sammy Wilkinson and Jack Gilinsky since I was 13 years old. I’ve always been more comfortable being in guys’ company than girls and there’s a reason for that. 

When I was 12, I had a best friend named Ashley. We were inseparable. We were literally every single day together hanging out and doing fun stuff. Everything was perfect for about a year and then, my “bestie” started to hang out with the girl that we used to hate to death and blew me off. I was devastated, I couldn’t believe that Ashley would ever do that to me. I had thought that our friendship was going to last “forever”, but she ruined everything. But that’s not all, there was one boy that I was so in love with, his name was Adam. He was really cute and we would’ve always made and eye contact when our eyes would met and it was really cute. But then, this bitch started dating him as soon as we stopped hanging out. I was so hurt and mad. I wanted to rip her hair off. She knew I liked him and she did something like that. 

As I was deeply disappointed in girls’ friendships, I didn’t want to have friends anymore at all, especially not female friends. But then, I met these three; Luh, Wilk and Gilinsky. When we just started to hang out, I was really scared to get too close to them just because I didn’t want to be hurt by them like I was by Ashley so I didn’t taker our friendship seriously at all. But as the years were passing, I realized that they’re nothing like Ashley. After 3 years of non stop hanging out with my new 3 best friends, I knew they were here to stay. 

‘Sammy,’ I whined ‘Let me go.’ 

‘Noo’ He protested tightly holding his arms wrapped around my waist. We were watching a movie for 2 hours in his and G’s house and we were cuddled into each other and I really had to pee, but he didn’t want to let me go. 

G didn’t want to watch the movie with us because we’ve all seen in a million times, but Sammy got sick a few days ago and the cold was still holding him so I had to please him and watch the movie again. I always treat him like a baby when he’s sick. Well, not just him, all three of them.

‘I’m gonna pee in my pants,you idiot’ I chuckled. 

‘But your boobs were so comfy and I was just about to fall asleep.’ He said and I rolled my eyes. 

‘I’ll come back in a minute.’ I said managing to pull out of his tight grip. ‘Gosh, Sammy’  

I was literally running upstairs to the bathroom and when I finally reached it, I just rushed in without even checking if someone was already in there and what happened? 

‘Jack, oh my God!’ I screamed as I saw naked Gilinsky stepping out of the shower. I quickly covered my eyes and turned around. ‘I’m so sorry, I didn’t know you were in there and I have to pee really really bad.’ I started apologizing. 

‘It’s okay, y/n.’ He said. ‘I don’t mind really.’ 

‘I’m gonna leave..you to..get dressed’ I said reaching for the door knob, but when I tired to open the door, it didn’t want. ‘Why-? Jack, why this doesn’t want to open?’ I asked. 

‘Fuck, did you slammed the door?’ He asked. 

‘I didn’t, they slammed itself.’ 

‘Shit, now we’re stuck.’ 

‘What? Why??’ 

‘These doors are broken and you need to close them really slowly or else they’ll get stuck.’ He said. 

‘Great, G, you’re telling me this now?!’ I said frustrated squeezing my thighs and still trying to open the door. 

‘Wait, let me try’ He said. 

As he stood behind me, I felt his bulge poking my butt and he purposely thrusted himself a little into me. ‘Jack!’ I said slapping his arm and moving away from him noticing that he had a towel around his waist now.

‘What, baby?’ He laughed. 

‘Fuck off’ I chuckled rolling my eyes. ‘And hurry up with opening the door. My bladder can’t hold on anymore.’ I said and he laughed again. 

‘Well pee, I’m not gonna watch you while you’re peeing.’ 

‘But you’ll hear me’ 

‘Y/n, just fucking pee’ He said. 

At this point, I didn’t have choice and I just had to do it. 

‘Don’t you dare to peep at me’ I said taking ma yoga pants off. I sat down on the toilet and finally let the piss out of me. ‘Fuck’ I breathed out as I was overwhelmed with a feeling of relief. I saw Jack turning his head a little to peep and I threw a roll of toilet paper at him hitting him in the head. ‘Jack!’ 

‘Now I’m not gonna give you back the toilet paper because you hit me with it’ He said. 

‘Jaack, c’mon’ I whined. ‘I’m done, I need it’ 

‘Noup.’ 

‘C’mon, don’t be an asshole.’

‘If you kiss me, I’ll give you the toilet paper’ 

‘Okay, just give me fucking toilet paper!’ I said and he threw it back to me.

I mean, only my friends can blackmail me with the toilet paper. 

I flushed the toilet and came over to the sink to wash my hands. after I dried them, Jack turned me around lifting me up, sitting me down on the sink and standing between my legs. 

‘You promised’ He smirked. 

I rolled my eyes and kissed his cheek. I pulled back and he raised his eyebrow at me. ‘What?’ I chuckled shrugging my shoulders. 

‘Seriously? I didn’t mean kiss on the cheek’ 

‘I know, but I’m not gonna kiss you, you’re my best friend, you idiot.’ 

‘I know you want it as much as I do’ He said trying to seduce me by pushing his head into my neck and leaving a kiss there. 

‘Jack, stop’ I laughed pushing him back and then he laughed with me too. ‘Open the door, I’m not planning to be stuck with you here forever’ 

‘Oh, but I do’ He smirked and I rolled my eyes at his constant flirting with me. ‘Sammy!’ He yelled. ‘Samuel, come upstairs and rescue us!’ 

It was around 2 a.m. and I was laying in my bed and watching some youtube videos since I couldn’t sleep for some reason. Just when I closed my eyes and tried to fall asleep again, I got a call from Derek. 

‘Y/n…’ He whined. By the sound of his voice, I immediately knew that he was not sober.

‘Derek..’ I sighed. ‘Why are you drunk again?’ 

‘I was feeling like shit and now I feel even worse. I need you to come and pick me up’ 

‘I’m really tired, call Jack.’ 

‘Noo, I want you, please, I’m sad.’ 

‘Uh, okay, I’m coming. Just tell me where you are’ 

I sat in the car and started driving toward the club that Derek was in. 

… 

‘Let’s get you upstairs’ I said struggling to take him into his room. 

‘You know, I’m really happy to have you’ He mumbled. 

‘I know you are’ 

‘If there wasn’t for you now, I’d have to drive by myself and who knows, maybe I’d get into a car accident’ 

‘Oh my God, Derek. Don’t even think about things like that.’ I said shaking my head. I don’t know what I’d do without three of them and I don’t even wanna imagine a life without them. 

‘I love you. So so much.’ He said taking my face between his hands as we reached his bedroom. 

‘I love you too. Now go lay down on the bed while I go get you some water, okay?’ I said and he nodded. 

As I came back into his bedroom, I almost dropped the glass filled with water when I saw Derek naked laying on the bed. 

‘Oh my God, seriously?’ I asked turning my head. ‘What is wrong with everyone today? Why do I have to see everyone naked?’ 

‘I sleep naked.’ He said. 

‘Nice to know.’ I said sarcastically. ‘First Gilinsky, now you.’ 

‘Gilinsky? Why did you see him naked? Did you cheat on me?’ 

‘It was accidentaly, of course.’ I said. ‘And I did not cheat on you because we’re not even together’ I rolled my eyes. 

‘I know, why do you have to rub it in my face?’ He asked almost starting to cry. 

‘Oh my God, you’re so drunk, Derek.’ I sighed. I covered him with a white quilt cover and moved his hair out of his face. ‘Sleep now, okay? I’ll come to check on you tomorrow.’ I said. 

‘Won’t you stay here with me like you always do?’ He asked pouting. 

‘I can’t tonight. I have something important to do tomorrow.’ I said. ‘I’m going. Goodnight.’ I kissed his cheek and he kissed mine before I left. 

‘Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?!’ I was going crazy cause I couldn’t find my other nude heel that I needed. I was about to start crying cause I couldn’t find it when I remembered where could it be. 

I quickly sat in my car and drove to Gilinsky and Sammy’s place. Waiting impatiently for one of them to open the door, I texted my date to come and pick me up on this address. 

When Jack finally opened the door his eyes went wide ‘Damn, baby’

‘Get out of the way’ I quickly walked past him running upstairs into my room. Yes, I have a room at theirs place. 

‘Whoa, she’s so hot’ I heard Samy and Derek comment.

‘Here you are!’ I felt such a huge relief when I found the heel laying next the bed. 

‘Why are you so dressed up?’ Derek asked me when I entered the living room. 

‘Because I’m going on a date.’ I said smiling as I sprayed my favourite perfume all over myself. 

‘What?’ All three of them said at once. ‘Why?’ They asked and I laughed. 

‘I don’t know really. I mean what kind of question is that?’ 

‘With who?’ Just when I was about to answer the question, the doorbell rang. 

I hurried to open the door and all three of them followed me. 

‘Seriously, guys?’ I asked quietly before I opened the door. 

‘Hey!’ 

‘Hey, Kian!’ I smiled as I kissed his cheek and he pulled me into a hug. 

‘You ready?’ He asked. 

‘Yeah, let’s go.’ I said and then I heard G, Sammy and Derek clearing their throats. I rolled my eyes smiling as I turned to them. 

‘Who are they?’ Kian asked me whispering. 

‘They’re..my brothers.’ 

‘Listen, we want her back by 11, understood?’ G said. 

‘P.M.’ Derek and Sammy added. 

‘I’m scared’ Kian whispered in my ear.

‘Oh my God, please ignore them.’ I chuckled. ‘Let’s go.’ I said pulling him outside.

‘Y/n, we’re serious! We’ll come looking for you if you’re not here by 11.’ Derek yelled. I turned to them and blew them kiss before sitting in the car with Kian and driving away. 

Pregnancy serie: #8 “Baby’s name”

A/N: hey, there! I need to expalin this really quick. I’ve tried to write the serie the way that each month of the pregnancy is a part of the whole serie. This is month 7, therefore, there are only a couple left. Thank you so much. I love you. SEND PM if you want to be tagged.

Warnings: fluff. Daddy Chris.

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“Chris, wake up” I reached his shoulder. He mumbled something and blinked a couple of times.

“Are you two alright?” he asked. When he saw my face he got up in bed. The lights were dimmed.

“She’s fine, I’m not”

“Are you hurt?” he was concerned, he grabbed my hand and I kissed his knuckles.

“No”

“So?” I was looking down while I rubbed my seven months belly.

“I don’t think she’s ok with her name” I looked at him, Chris ran his fingers through her messy hair.

“What do you mean?”

“I just… have this feeling that the name is not her name. it just doesn’t fit. Maybe we should change it now that we have time, otherwise she’s going to hate us for the rest of her life”

“Love, you’re overthinking this. We’ll talk about this tomorrow, you’re tired, we need to get some rest” I sighed. “Come on, I want to cuddle” he reached the lights and turned it off. I felt his hands over the thin fabric of my pajama.

“No” I stood up “I can’t sleep, Chris. This is driving me crazy” he smiled against my shoulder and left a little kiss.

“Let me get the laptop, then”

“I’m sorry. I just…” I tried to explain myself, but I obviously couldn0t untangled the mess of my mind.

“I understand, love, hold on” I started to talk with her while he was away.

“I just want the best for you, daddy and I have talked about that we want you to be independent and about your autonomy. I just don’t think that name its part of that plan. We’re going to love you anyway, but…”

“Hey…” Chris showed up and sat next to me.

“I love you” I said and he looked at me with his sleepy blue eyes.

“You’d be crazy if you didn’t. I mean… you’ve got to be blind to know how crazy and madly in love I’m with you, y/n” he leaned and kissed me “Ok… let’s start this research”

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“Noup, hate that one” he was very firm about the ones he liked, he was very insistent in the fact that it should’ve match with Evans.

“It sounds nice, though.  Missy Evans”

“There’s already one Missy E in the world” I started to laugh. I loved this fool so very much. He was just so goofy and amazing.

“I think we should rest a little bit, love. We’re just sounding crazy now” I kissed him and he closed the laptop.

“Are you sure?”

“You already close the laptop, so yeah, maybe tomorrow we’ll think clearly. It’ll be better day. The sky will be brighter and the grace of God will let us decide” I yawn and cuddled. Chris didn’t move at all. “This is the moment where you hug us, babe” he laid and kissed my naked shoulder.

“I was thinking”

“About what?” I mumbled.

“You’re right. This baby girl is our new sky and god’s grace” I turned and I looked at him. he was being serious. Something was happening.

“What are you saying, then?”

“Well, I mean, we wanted a meaningful name because of all thie things she means to us. y/n, we didn’t think this would’ve happen, we struggled and now she’ll be here soon. You’ve said it and I like it”

“What did I say?” I asked him. He leaned and caressed my face with his thumbs. He slowly kissed me. I loved those kisses, slow and full of love.

“Our baby girl name. Sky Grace Evans. Although I’d like to add an e at the end of sky, what do you say?”

“Well, I think we both like it, feel” I grabbed his hand and put it in my belly. Our baby girl was kicking.

“Has this happened with other names?” I denied with my head. Chris smiled. I was full of tears. He made his way down and started to talk to her.

“We love you so very much, baby girl. It’s time to rest. Goodnight, Skye Grace. Sweet dreams” he caressed it and kissed my swollen belly. “Goodnight to you too, love. I love you” he barely touched his lips with mine.

“Goodnight” he put his arm around my belly. I felt his breath getting slower and deeper. I smiled. Life was good.


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For: ENTP, INTP, ENFP, INFP

I grew up memorizing all the cracks in the wall
Staring up at the ceiling watching particles fall
See I prayed every day for a change to be made
And I’d wait to be saved, oh no
Up at night, hiding under covers found my escape
Shut my eyes and let the bass buzz into my brain
See I knew I was destined for bigger and better but never said a thing

I assumed that there was only room for
My dreams in my dreams so I’d sleep and repeat ‘til the moon went home
And I didn’t know where it’d take me but made me so crazy in love with it

Then the universe aligned
Oh, with what I had in mind
Who knew there was a life
Behind those four pink walls?

Now I wake up to a different bedroom everyday
Living up in the clouds thinking of how it all changed
Used to sit and watch paint dry
Amazed by the limelight
I can’t ever be afraid

I assumed that there was only room for
My dreams in my dreams so I’d sleep and repeat 'til the moon went home
And I didn’t know where it’d take me but made me so crazy in love with it

Then the universe aligned
Oh, with what I had in mind
Who knew there was a life behind those four pink walls?
Oh, the universe aligned
With what I wanted all this time
I knew there was a life
Behind those four pink walls

All of the days that I wasted gazing outside the window
Impatient frustrations let out into my pillow
Lied awake at night while my head wandered
And I wondered why
Things weren’t different
Everything shifted overnight
Went from “when boredom strikes” to “Ms. Star on the Rise”
It was all in an instant man
But those four pink walls, now I kinda miss them man

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Imagine having your first child with Jensen.

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1st OF MY LAST 4 IMAGINES

Requested by: @rachels2112


“Shh…” mumbled Jensen moving from side to side of the room trying to put your baby to sleep, “don’t you feel sleepy bud?”

Your son was drooling in his shoulder, slowly falling asleep. You watched both of them from your spot on the sofa. It was such a sweet scene… The most important boys in your life together.

“Jensen…” you called.

He didn’t answer, he kept humming a lullaby with the little boy in his arms.

“Jensen!” you called again.

He stopped his nervous walk and looked at you.

“Will you stop moving around and put him down? He’s already asleep…”

“Noup,” he answered smiling.

“Noup? What do you mean noup?” you asked mirroring his smile.

“I will never let him go. Someday he will be too old to carry him, and I’ve heard that that time will come sooner than I expect. So no, I won’t put him down until he’s at least… fifteen,”

“Sweetheart…” you giggled, “There’s another thing we can do in order to be sure that you can carry a baby in your arms,”

You shifted your pose in the sofa to a more sexy one making sure he would understand your intention.

“Honey, are you saying what I think you’re saying?” he asked finally putting the kid in the crib.

“I don’t know what you think I’m saying…” you flirted looking at him with innocent eyes.

“Oh really? So you’re not offering me to make another one of those, uh?” he asked raising an eyebrow and pointing his thumb to the cradle where the kid was peacefully sleeping.

“I have no idea what you’re talking about…” you sang.

“OK, then let me explain what I’m talking about,” he roared with that voice that used to put you on edge. His eyes were now on yours and he was moving to place himself between your legs. It didn’t take you long to feel the effect he had on you. He pulled you into his lap and crushed his lips against yours making you feel him against your skin.

Maybe now you did have an idea of what he meant.


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lmao, i don’t wanna be that person but

Jensen and Misha were asked about riding dragons, and well it’s clear they understood what the question implied, lol. I mean:

Jensen: I think my dragon that I would like to…to…
Misha: Careful, tread lightly.

Then the fan says that Misha said his dragon would be pink. 

Jensen: A pink dragon?
Misha: Noup. I think she didn’t understand my accent. I said puce. 
Jensen: Salmon. 

and that’s the face he makes.

Now, week earlier, at asylum convention he wore a pink shirt and apparently said: 

It’s not pink… It’s salmon.

harryxlou  asked:

Ofi, no quiero quedar como buchona ni nada pero hay una página en IG llamada “tumblr.horóscopo" que les saca los post a los blogs de Tumblr y no les da créditos. Es más, les pone su marca de agua a las fotos, acabo de ver uno tuyo, por eso te digo...

xD si a nosotros nos roban post por todos lados, no recuerdo un post nuestro que no lo hayan tomado como suyo alguien más

Se sorprende que lo hagan en instagram? acá en Tumblr es donde más lo hacen Lol ¿y alguien les dice algo? Noup, la verdad hasta nuestros mismos seguidores van y los rebloguean desde otro blog luego

:’v ya me acostumbré pero todo en la vida se regresa se lo aseguro ^- ^

> Ofiuco <

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Subtle Evidence

15. Are you out of the MH closet? (Do your friends and family know about your obsession?) #Monster High Challange

Noup. Only my former flatmate and one of my new flatmates know. I store my dolls literally in a closet. I’ve got two out, at least. People seem to accept them as part of my shelf decor. (/^-^’)

Find my other dollies and fanart here!

He’s Alright - Zach Werenski

Originally posted by phillymyers

Ok, so I truly do apologize for hockey MIA I’ve been lately.  I didn’t really realize how difficult it would be to be putting out imagines every day when I’m working full time and going to the gym ¾ times a week, so I’m trying to get organized.  Thank you for staying patient with me, I genuinely appreciate it!  On to the imagine!  I hope you guys like it!  Much love pals! <3

Word count: 1026

Warnings: none!

Request: “Hey can I have a zach werenski imagine where he meets your parents for the first time and it’s really awkward and they don’t like him at first?” - @toshittydays-no

Up next: Leon Draisaitl

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“Babe, you’re gunna be fine! You don’t have anything to worry about ok?” you comforted as you finished preparing dinner.

Your parents were in town to visit some friends and they decided to stop by and see you and meet your boyfriend Zach.  It had been months since you had seen them so you were insanely excited but poor Zach looked like he wanted to throw up from the nerves.

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demonio-caido-del-cielo  asked:

La astrología para ti es un hobbie? O algo más? Te gustaría dedicarte a esto para el resto de tu vida?

Quiero ser músico :v

La astrología es lo que amo. Osea no lo hago por distracción o para ganar algo porque sea aquí o en china igual la seguiría amando. Tons~ hobby no es. Y dedicarme a esto noup claro que no sería como si usted amara a una persona y la empezara a usar para ganar dinero o así :v ¿Se entiende?

> Ofiuco <

mizu450  asked:

Diciembre tuvo que aceptar un reto de tener una cita con Octubre y quedo perturbado por ver a Octubre tomando sangre(? PD: Le quedo lindo el dibujo de EneroxJunio <3

Noup, pero buen intento!!!!

Graciassss~~~ ❤❤❤❤❤