the noises she is making

So my niece was asking everyone today who their ideal boyfriend is and when I told her to surprise me, this is what she came up with.*

*I know she spelt Jungkook’s name wrong. She’s nine and only knows BTS from the little videos I’ve shown her.

anonymous asked:

Kara & Lena sleeping over together pre-relationship but Lena's had a huge crush on her for forever & is having an /interesting/ dream about her. Kara hears her heart going fast & she's making noises so she wakes her up thinking she was having a nightmare. Half asleep Lena completely forgets she isn't dreaming & kisses Kara as hard as she can

Oh shit, man. I’ll probs do something with that, idk, maybe tweak it differently.

Thanks!

(3/3) “I miss that we can’t go out and dance. Or visit other people. We used to volunteer at the senior center every Wednesday. She’d play the piano, and I’d turn the pages for her. The hymns were some of the last things she remembered. Music was her life. But one day she wouldn’t play anymore. And I told the staff that they’d need to find someone else. So we stay here now. But I don’t see this as a curse. It’s an honor. This is what the Lord has given me to do. She has served this family her entire life. And now it’s my turn to serve her. I might not have her mentally. But I have her. I can still make her smile. I can make bubbly noises, and blow on her, and she’ll smile. Every morning we’ll sit in this chair and we’ll cuddle until noon. I rock this lady more than I rock my grandchildren. She likes to slip her hand under my shirt to feel my skin. And she still likes to kiss. Every once in awhile she’ll reach up and give me a kiss. Sometimes she starts ‘yakking.’ She doesn’t say actual words. And it doesn’t make any sense. But I never tell her to be quiet, because it’s better than nothing at all.”

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how much noise Yang Xiao Long must make whenever she moves.

I mean…. 

New jacket? Zipper.

Boots? Zip ‘em up. 

New sleeve thingies? zIPPERS

ZIPPERS, BELT BUCKLES, WHO NEEDS A SCARF GET ME A TRAVEL PILLOW WITH A METAL BUCKLE..

ZIPPERS, ZIPPERS, AND MORE ZIPPERS.

And that’s ON TOP of a robo arm, to boot. 
Can you just imagine? Yang Xiao Long, charging into battle, and all her enemies can hear….

JANGLE JANGLE JANGLE JANGL E

This child has an obscene amount of metal on her, even if you don’t count the arm. 

little under-appreciated peridot moments that i love
  • “IS THIS YOUR BIZARRE ICON??!??!?!?!!?!?!” (holds up image of a crying waffle)
  • “the fusion experiments are developing properly….a few have even emerged early-EYOOHA
  • That little noise she makes in that moment in Catch and Release where she’s in the bathroom yelling at the Crystal Gems and she’s lying down on top of the towel bar holding a plunger and she almost slips
  • (Steven: I know you use my tooth brush!) “n….no……..well, Yes-”
  • (voice cracking immensely) I h A V EN>T  Cr A C K ED!!!!1
  • when she keeps holding the drill the wrong way in Back To The Barn
  • the one scene that she has in Steven’s Birthday
  • the face she makes in It Could’ve Been Great when Steven says “Just look at that view”
  • That scene in Message Received when Steven locks her in the car and we see her from inside the car and she looks like this
  • That moment in Log Date 7 15 2 where Garnet catches her wearing the alien boxers and she rips them off in the most dramatic way possible
  • IN GEM DRILL WHEN SHE’S SO CONCERNED ABOUT STEVEN AND HIS WELL BEING THAT SHE STOPS DRILLING THE CLUSTER ALL TOGETHER AND HOLDS HIM AND THAT RELIEVED SMILE SHE DOES WHEN HE WAKES UP FROM TALKING TO THE CLUSTER SHARDS SHE CARES ABOUT HIM SO MUCH I’M GONNA CRY SCOOB
  • W H E N S H E H U G S S T E V E N I N G E M D R I L L
  • That moment in Same Old World where she makes exaggerated sound effects while telling their story about drilling the Cluster
  • Her little hand gestures in Barn Mates
  • The cute little cartoony smile she makes in Barn Mates when Lapis asks her if she’s okay
  • IN HIT THE DIAMOND WHEN SHE’S HIDING UNDER THE BOX AND STEVEN TAKES IT OFF HER AND SHE LOOKS LIKE THIS
  • When she puts the tablet on her arm in Too Short To Ride and it looks like she’s dabbing
  • When she keeps saying “ow” very flatly while Steven and Amethyst are trying to stretch her in Too Short To Ride
  • That lil moment in Beta when she’s talkin all casually about the Beta Kindergarten and she just twirls a tuna can in the air using her metal powers while she talks
  • IN EARTHLINGS WHEN SHE’S TALKIN ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE LOVES EARTH AND IT SET HER FREE
  • In Gem Harvest when she’s trying to get the Pumpkin Dog to say “clod”
  • In Adventures In Light Distortion where’s talkin about how she can change the settings on the Ruby ship and it’s indirectly confirmed that she changed the settings of the entire ship from The Return so it would be green like her
  • The loud yelling she does when she’s levitating the cars in The New Crystal Gems
  • The fact that she can levitate cars in the first place
  • The way she says “Look at it! It’s great!” in The New Crystal Gems while presenting the new car wash sign to Greg
  • The entirety of her role in The New Crystal Gems
  • Her wet hair in Room For Ruby. I legit screamed when I first saw that
  • In Room For Ruby when she rolls around in the dirt with Steven and Navy???? so pure
  • When she tries to console Lapis in Room For Ruby
  • just…her????? i lov peridot so much
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I live in a dorm and am also allergic to cats so I can’t have one, but my roommate bought a robot one. Her name is Sappho and she kind of sounds like a human making cat noises, and I think she can sense ghosts because sometimes something sets off her motion sensor in the middle of the night.
(I won’t blame you if you don’t post this I just really wanted to see what you’d do)

Help, my wife fell asleep while on Skype call with me and she keeps making the cutest sleepy noises that I’m practically on the verge of tears.

Rogue One Headcanon: Jyn/Cassian (RebelCaptain), with some Rogue One Family Cameos

- link to my other Rogue One blabberings -

Headcanons may change with me actually familiarizing myself with the extended Star Wars materials.

jyn/cassian (with some Rogue One Family cameos)

  • If they had survived, Jyn would discover that she had a major Thing for Cassian’s scruff. The first time he shaves his face to help disguise himself for a mission, she makes such a horrified noise that K-2SO still makes fun of her.
  • If they had survived, Cassian would have realized that the moment his mind blanked when Jyn had fought the Stormtroopers on Jedha was because he apparently has a Competency Kink in regards to Jyn.
  • If they had survived, Jyn, Cassian, and K-2SO would have become official partners-in-crime for the Rebellion as Jyn’s and Cassian’s skills were highly complementary.  Jyn states to this day that the nicest thing K-2SO had ever said to her (and not at Cassian’s prompting) was: Jyn accompanying us will increase this mission’s success by 54 percent.

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CallMeBettyJo

Ch’ch’tk wasn’t certain what Rsisyk was saying, xir’s hearing barely caught sounds at those kHz. Usually Rsisyk was more polite about speaking in a range other crew could hear. Whatever CallMeBettyJo was doing this time had the Head Nutritionist flapping gripping palps. At least Lrangaka wasn’t losing fur. Again.

Ch’ch’tk looked at the fiber collecting in CallMeBettyJo’s lap and the pointy sticks she was manipulating. She was making the same absolutely adorable noises she sometimes made when doing her special nutrition projects.

Afraid to disturb her, xi asked Lrangaka what was going on. Once xi pulled attention away from CallMeBettyJo, xi explained, very quietly so as not to disturb the human.

“She got a package from home in the last stop. It had a selection of sticks and cord. She pulled them out today and started doing…that. It’s just so adorable.”

“It doesn’t explode? Or claw? Or emit poison gas?”

Lrangaka looked doubtfully at the human’s activity. “I don’t think so. It hasn’t yet and she’s been doing for over an hour.”

“What is the purpose?”

“CallMeBettyJo said she is [untranslated] a bed for Miss Priss Prudence.”

“Are we sure it doesn’t explode? Or go wandering into the engines? Or air filters?”

From inside the common room, “Bad Miss Priss, don’t play with mommy’s [string/cord/rope]. She needs it to make your bed. You need a comfy place to sleep, just for you, don’t you, [untranslated, indicating affection?].”

There was a multi-tonal, multi-lingual ‘awwwww.’

Ch'ch'tk watched, too. Xir admitted the activity was very soothing, much more soothing than so many human activities. And made a note in the Guide to Humans, apparently they did have some diversions that did not involve potential limb loss. The sticks were very pointy, but the tips weren’t hardened, in any visible way.

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korra sit down

Bernice, Sheepadoodle (3 y/o), Carmine & Varick St., New York, NY • “She loves peanut butter and makes you pet her. She’ll make a groaning noise if you stop petting her.”