the noblest of hounds

anonymous asked:

Fave cabin pressure ep? Fave cabin pressure character? Fave cabin pressure word game? Fave cabin pressure joke? Fave = cabin pressure 👌🏻

THE BEST ASK EVER thank you anon!! 🛩️🍋

Fave ep: Ottery St Mary, every time :) Limerick, St Petersburg and Molokai are faves, but 100 otters + Devon + Snoopadoop the cockerpoo, noblest of hounds is an unbelievable combination.

Fave character: world’s most difficult question…. I’m gonna be narcissistic because I relate really strongly, but Arthur (my son)

Fave word game: People Who Aren’t Evil But Have Evil-Sounding Names, mostly because I listened to it for the first time while shopping and fucking lost it in aisle 5 of Sainsbury’s over Stephanie Cole going “Rrrrrrussellllll Crrrrrrrowwe”

Fave joke: oh man, most-quoted are “Hey Chief, I might be wrong-” and “Sir’s mind is fickle and changeable” (and basically anything Douglas says ever), but I always absolutely lose it over what’s in Arthur’s van in Zurich :’)

Thank you so much for this ask, and if anyone hasn’t had the total joy of listening to it yet, you can download it here and thank me later x

This is Elvis! He is a 10 year old cockapoo (the noblest of hounds!). I have had this lil fella for 9 years. He was adopted from a local animal shelter after living as a stray for who knows how long. He is a loving, goofy lil guy and I constantly get asked how old my puppy is and people are so surprised when they find out he’s 10 years old!

Elvis has 7 to 9 calcified bladder stones. Those are the kinds that cannot be fixed or regulated by a strict diet like I had been hoping, and as a result, Elvis will need to have surgery to remove the stones. At the moment, he is still acting like his usual self, though he pees a lot and there is blood in his urine, but if this issue is allowed to progress, it will likely turn into a life threatening situation for him.

I would very much like to give my dog the best quality of life, unfortunately, the vet has quoted me $1500 for his surgery, the blood tests needed to determine if he’s healthy for surgery, and post-operative care. I do not qualify for CareCredit and I don’t have this amount of money just laying around, especially the other living expenses I have to tend to each month.

This is where you fine people come in! I’m offering fanfic commissions to raise funds for Elvis’s surgery.

Examples:

Prices:

  • $5 - 500 words
  • $10 - 1000 words
  • $20 - 2000 words

It basically works out to $1 per 100 words, with a 500 word minimum, as I don’t feel like I’d be able to do justice to anything less than that!

I only accept Paypal!

Fandoms:

  • Sherlock
  • Cabin Pressure
  • The Walking Dead
  • The Hunger Games
  • Harry Potter
  • Doctor Who
  • Parade’s End (is this even a fandom Thing??)

There are probably more, just ask! The worst I can say is no (in a super friendly way)!

Will Write:

  • Angst
  • Fluff
  • Disabilities (if I feel like I can do so accurately and respectfully)
  • AUs
  • Crossovers
  • Autistic!Characters (Autistic!Sherlock is my favorite)

Again, just because it’s not on the list, doesn’t mean I won’t write it. Just ask!

Won’t Write:

  • Smut
  • Non-consensual situations

There’s probably more to this list, but alas…

How It Works:

Send me an ask or a fan mail with your idea and we’ll discuss pricing and everything else like that! I will reply within 1 day, so if you send something and I don’t reply in that time frame, send it again because Tumblr may have eaten it!

I desperately want to give my dog a good, long life. He has many years ahead of him still and this surgery will help him to reach a ripe, old doggy age.

There is a donation link on my tumblr sidebar too, if you don’t want to request a fic from me. If you can’t donate, I definitely understand, but I would really love it if you could just pass this around to get the word out!

And last but not least, here’s a picture of Elvis in a chicken costume from a few Halloweenies ago: