the night man

Steve: This attack plan looks really good

Tony: So do you, sweetheart.

Steve: …

Tony: *wiggles his eyebrows suggestively*

Steve: …

Steve: Meet me at the dorm in five.

Steve: *louder and slightly blushing* So we can…..discuss strategies.

Tony: *grinning* Strategies……sure, I like the sound of that.


*five minutes later*

Sam: We should have told them the dorm’s walls are pretty thin, shouldn’t we?

Peggy: Not if you don’t wanna see Captain America’s face the color of this carpet.

astrologicalasshat  asked:

Hey Peter! Does Craig have any bad habits as far as being a roommate? Like leaving his underwear in weird places or piling glasses up on his nightstand, anything like that?

PETER: Nah, he’s pretty cool.
PETER: He does leave shirts kind of everywhere, but it’s on his side of the bedroom, so no fault.
PETER: If anything I’m messier than he is!
PETER: I leave like, wrappers and dishes all over.
PETER: I haven’t seen Craig really… eat much of anything, in front of me? So if he ever even does, he’s really clean about it.
PETER: The only time he’s ever really here to do anything is when he comes home at night?
PETER: Man, there was this one time! He was so out of it, he passed out on my bed. It was hilarious.
PETER: He told me I was his best friend. It was so sweet, I was like guy, I’ll just sleep on the couch.
PETER: So no, he’s a good roomie.

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Missing Pages | Schwoozie | Chapter 5
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 5/?
Fandom: The Walking Dead (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Daryl Dixon/Beth Greene
Characters: Daryl Dixon, Beth Greene, Maggie Greene, Hershel Greene, Glenn Rhee, Lori Grimes, Carl Grimes, Shane Walsh, Carol Peletier, Andrea (Walking Dead), Patricia (Walking Dead: Greene Farm), Jimmy (Walking Dead: Greene Farm), Theodore “T-Dog” Douglas, Rick Grimes
Additional Tags: The Greene Farm, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Season/Series 02, Sexual Frustration, Awkward Conversations, Late at Night, Older Man/Younger Woman, Grief/Mourning, Introspection, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Self Confidence Issues, Masturbation, Developing Relationship, Sexual Tension
Summary:

After the barn and the tragedies that follow, Beth needs masturbation—her nightly ritual of stress relief—more than ever. But when Hershel invites Rick’s group out of their campsite and into the house, Beth finds herself lacking the privacy she needs to take care of herself. Stressed, smothered, and tired as hell, Beth is close to her breaking point—close, that is, until the only group member to maintain a space of his own offers Beth his tent as a solution.

Jimmy attempts to make amends with Beth, and they both attend a shooting lesson that doesn’t go quite as planned.

anonymous asked:

Glad I'm not the only 20 something year old who just can't see kids in their future. I always thought when i got into my 20s I'd suddenly be ready for marriage and babies...But here I am at 21, happily single and with no intention to change it.

Right? I used to think the same thing. I used to be like yeah when I get into my 20’s I’ll married and have kids. I’m 22 and I spend my nights RP as a man on here, or either having debates with people over which drag queen is the best. There’s nothing wrong with it though. Not everybody has to get married, and not everybody has to have kids.

- GDK

had a dream last night that the Daleks got wind of the phrase “an apple a day keeps the Doctor away” and, y’know, took it literally. they built this massive fucking fortress out of fucking apples and just like chilled in there and Rose was like “doctor wot r u gonna do” and ten was just like  “i’m not gonna do anything, maybe they’ll just sit quietly in their apple dome”

woke up laughing