We found these pictures today. This is China. People have their picture taken pretending to cast a vote. In India, they’re waving flags and having viewing parties to watch the coverage. In South Korea, they’re watching an electoral map. A mock ballot box in Senegal. And that’s our ambassador in Hungary hosting a pizza party. Our elections are the envy of the world.
I said, “Mom, you’re going to die and I’m going to take over a dinged-up company,” and you know what she said? She said, “I’m never going to die. And when are you going to give me some grandchildren? Are you gay? If you’re gay, that’s fine, just tell me.”