Ballad of Mona Lisa: Steampunk vampires, plus a murder conspiracy.
Nine In The Afternoon: Drugs ft. a marching band
That Green Gentleman: Drugs ft. Russian nesting dolls.
Miss Jackson: Brendon killed a hooker, some tires got set on fire and also there was this magic lady who gave her soul up or something. It was a bad day for everyone.
But It’s Better If You Do: Brendon secretly goes to a secret illegal strip club, keeping it a secret from his wife who just so happens to secretly work there. Good times.
Lying Is The Most Fun: People with fish tank heads which is apparently a metaphor for having sex??
Nicotine: Brendon clones himself to deal with the loss of his girlfriend.
This Is Gospel: Murderous doctors.
Ready To Go: Brendon accidentally travels to a different time/dimension, dances with some emo swiffers, gets shot out of a canon, is transported to Toonville, and then everybody decided to go all Singing In The Rain. In conclusion: what the fuck.
Build God, Then We’ll Talk: Mime porn.
Girls/Girls/Boys: To raise awareness of bisexuality, Brendon Urie goes naked.
Northern Downpour: Why are there words on everything.
Let’s Kill Tonight: Shockingly normal, considering the title and the lyrics of the song.
Hallelujah: Illusions, illusions everywhere.
Emperor’s New Clothes: Despite the amount of religiously themed songs, Brendon decides that Hell is the place for him.