the nerve the audacity

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Parks and Recreation s03e16 // Superstore s02e06

  • keith: *walks into his room and flips on the light*
  • pidge: *is already there sitting in a chair with steepled fingers and opaque lenses*
  • keith: *puts away the knife he already got out* what are you doing in here
  • pidge: how long have you been in love with lance
  • keith:
  • keith:
  • keith: that’s disgusting. and wrong. i don’t even get - why would – i’ve never been in love with anyone, anywhere. it’s none of your - you have - the nerve, the audacity - lance is my rival, technically. and he is terrible, face-wise. and how - how do I know, frankly, that you’re not in love with him? maybe you are. aaybe you’re trying to throw me off. hmm. check and mate.
  • pidge: so, for a while then
  • keith: yeah
  • sam: how long have you been sleeping with cas?
  • dean: what? i don't even get...why would i...
  • dean: i've never had sex with anyone, anywhere
  • sam: ...
  • dean: it's none of your...you have the nerve, the AUDACITY
  • dean: and how do i know, quite frankly, that YOU'RE not sleeping with him?
  • dean: maybe you are. maybe you're trying to throw me off.
  • sam: ...
  • dean: oH SHIT YOU AREn'T ARE YOU?? HE'S MINE SAM
bbc.co.uk
How Sherlock, Homeland & Orwell predicted CIA spying
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WELL THIS IS A MASSIVE COINCIDENCE

featuring these gems (not the full article just pics of stuff that made me yell lol, full version at the link):

Oh! Big Brother is Watching You…. (as I said to @waitedforgarridebs​ does this mean I can scream at my tv for another Episode of Something dshfsdlg)

NO GETTING AWAY FROM SHERLOCK, YA DON’T SAY BBC

NO GETTING AWAY FROM BOND, EITHER

And then they have he nerve, the gall, the AUDACITY, to end with this:

[Sherlock voice] I DON’T KNOW, YOU TELL ME

  • Marinette: Do you have a crush on Chloe?
  • Alya: I dont even get- why would- i've never had a crush on anyone, anywhere, its none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Chloe is my enemy, technically. And she is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you don't have a crush on her? Maybe you do. Maybe you're trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.
  • Isabelle: How long have you been in love with Magnus?
  • Alec: That's disgusting. And wrong. I don't even get- why would- I've never loved anyone. Anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Magnus is my enemy, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not in love with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate
  • Mabel: How long have you been sleeping with Bill?
  • Dipper: That's disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I've never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It's none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity. Bill is my enemy, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.
  • george washington: how long have you been sleeping with jefferson?
  • alexander hamilton: that’s disgusting. and wrong. i don’t even get– why would– i've never had sex with anyone, anywhere. it's none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, jefferson is my enemy, technically. and he is terrible, face-wise. and how- how- do i know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? maybe you are. maybe you’re trying to throw me off? check and mate.
  • Inej: How long have you been in love with Nina?
  • Matthias: That's disgusting. And wrong. I don't even get- why would- I've never loved anyone. Anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Nina is my enemy, technically. And she is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not in love with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate
  • Dinah: Mila, how long have you been sleeping with Lauren?
  • Camila: What?
  • Dinah: How long have you been sleeping with Lauren?
  • Camila: That's disgusting and wrong. I don't even get... why would I?
  • Camila: I've never had sex with anyone, anywhere.
  • Camila: It’s none of your… You have… The nerve, the audacity…
  • Camila: Lauren is my bandmate. And she is... terrible, face wise.
  • Camila: And how… How do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with her?
  • Camila: Maybe you are, maybe you’re trying to throw me off.
  • Camila: Check and mate.
  • Japan: *spins around on his chair to face Germany* How long have you been sleeping with Italy?
  • Germany: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity. Italy is my friend, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm, check and mate.
  • Trini: How long have you been sleeping with Jason?
  • Billy: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Jason is my team leader, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.
  • K2SO: How long have you been sleeping with Cassian?
  • Jyn: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Cassian is my boss, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.
  • Fat Amy: How long have you been sleeping with Chloe?
  • Beca: That's disgusting and wrong. I don't even get- why would- I- I've never had sex, with anyone anywhere. It's none of your- you have, the nerve, the audacity- Chloe is my boss, technically, and she is terrible face-wise and how- how do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off. Hmm? Check and mate. This is an outrage. Who do I call?!
  • Seven: How long have you been sleeping with Jumin?
  • Zen: That's disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I've never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It's none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity. Jumin is my fellow RFA member, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.
  • Willow: How long have you been sleeping with Candela?
  • Blanche: That's disgusting and wrong.
  • Blanche: I don't even get- Why would I- I've never had sex with anyone anywhere.
  • Blanche: it's none of your- You have h-
  • Blanche: The nerve, the audacity.
  • Blanche: Candela is my competition, technically.
  • Blanche: And she is terrible, facewise.
  • Blanche: And how- How do. I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with her? Maybe you are.
  • Blanche: Maybe You're trying to throw me. Hm, check and mate.
  • Willow: [stares into the camera like he's on The Office]
  • Jason: How long have you been sleeping with Trini?
  • Kimberly: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity. Trini is my friend, technically. And she is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Check and mate.