the needy

  • Me: I'm really low maintenance :)
  • Also me: requires near constant attention and reassurance that my significant other doesn't hate me, gets extremely sad and angry when given any tiny reason to believe that they might not like me and then proceeds to hate them from any time between several hours to several days, is very emotionally dependent on them, is always sad or scared about something and needs to be comforted, gets jealous whenever they talk to anyone that isn't me, and is just generally high maintenance as hell
*every destiel fic ever*
  • Dean: I'm so straight
  • Dean: such a ladies man. so many girls. look, boobs
  • Dean: a big hetero hello to all of you
  • Sam: *rolls eyes*
  • Castiel: *enters scene*
  • Dean: ohhh look at them eyes, look at them lips. hot damn
  • Dean: I'm not gay. what kind of sorcery?
  • Castiel: *glances at Dean*
  • Dean: *cheeks turn red*
  • Castiel: *approaches Dean*
  • Dean: *internal existential crisis*
  • Castiel: "hello"
  • Dean: *ends up being such a needy bottom*
I hate dating
I hate that i have to pretend I’m not into someone i am into
I hate that i can’t give away too much because they’ll get bored
I hate that i can’t be “too available” because I’ll be too needy
I hate that i can’t return their texts fast because that means i don’t have a life
I hate that i have to be mysterious
I just hate dating
But the games seem to work
I guess I’ll just keep playing them until i find someone who will want to know me and all of me
—  2am thoughts
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there’s a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet // panic! at the disco