the name of the doctor

Series 7 Specials:

The Name Of The Doctor

The Day Of The Doctor

The Time Of The Doctor

Coming Soon:

The Week Of The Doctor

The Month Of The Doctor

The Year Of The Doctor

The Age Of The Doctor

The Look Of The Doctor

The Hair Of The Doctor

The Wig Of The Doctor

The Sound Of The Doctor

The Smell Of The Doctor

The Taste Of The Doctor

The Chin Of The Doctor

The Porno Of The Doctor

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Assuming this letter will have reached you as planned, on April the tenth, 2013, please find and light the enclosed candle. It will release a soporific which will induce a trance state, enabling direct communication across the years. However, as I realise you have no reason to trust this letter, I have taken the liberty of embedding the same soporific into the fabric of the paper you are now holding.