the mystery of the urinal deuce

  • Stan: Did they find out who crapped in the urinal yet?
  • Kyle: Not yet.
  • Cartman: They aren't going to find out who did it. But they'll make up a scapegoat, send him to detention, and make us all believe it. It'll be 9/11 all over again.
  • Kyle: Will you shut up about 9/11!
  • Cartman: Kyle, why are you so afraid of the truth?!
  • Kyle: Because anybody who thinks 9/11 was a conspiracy is a retard!
  • Cartman: Oh really? Well did you know that over one-fourth of people in America think that 9/11 was a conspiracy? Are you saying that one-fourth of Americans are retards?
  • Kyle: Yes. I'm saying one-fourth of Americans are retards.
  • Stan: Yeah, at least one-fourth.
  • Kyle: Let's take a test sample: There's four of us, you're a retard, that's one-fourth.