The conservative movement has become a very odd thing. It has most of the levers of power in the country now but its reasons for being are all falling away except for the underlying sicknesses of racism and kleptocracy for the ultra wealthy. Patriotism has been discarded; how else are they able to shrug off their nominee being a ward of the Russian dictator. Morality too; the vanguard of the “Values Voters” , CPAC has invited pedophilia advocate Milo Yiannoupolos to speak at their convention. So we have this shambling, angry, half dead corpse roaming the land looking for something to destroy out of their anger that we allowed a black man to become President and then had the nerve to think a woman could do the same. Scary times lie ahead.
— Alfalfa Bill