the most perfect couple on television

First You Fall

Maisie Dalton fixed things.  And Niall Horan was definitely broken.

Chapter 1

Did anyone’s day ever go well without coffee?  Maisie Dalton’s sure didn’t.  Walking through the streets of downtown Los Angeles in six inch heels was always an adventure but without the promise of a large cup of coffee in her future, it was positively horrifying.  She’d grown accustomed to the disgusting cat calls from construction workers as she walked by, some days she wondered if these men had ever been in the presence of a female before.  What woman was honestly going to respond to, “Hey Baby, lookin’ hot today.  Wanna ride me home?”

Unbelievable.

She curled her fingers around the cold steel of the handle on the huge glass door to her office building.  Some days opening that heavy ass door was harder than others.  This day was definitely the latter.

Before she’d taken two steps into the lobby she had a large cup of something shoved into her face while her assistant, Grant tried to help get her coat off.  Maisie breathed a sigh of relief as she lifted the cup to her lips,

“You’re a lifesaver.”  

Grant opened his mouth to protest but was quickly silenced when Maisie gagged.  She looked up at him, her mouth twisted in confusion,

“What the hell is in this?”

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anonymous asked:

After 2x18 people were saying that Alec needs to date other boys to make Magnus jealous. lmao After 2x19 they were saying that Magnus was acting ooc. umm? And after 2x17 ppl were saying that he shouldn't be mad at Alec bc he's centuries old or that he shouldn't cry over his mother's suicide like that bc it was long time ago. It comes from ppl who want to see perfect relationship without flaws. They both make mistakes, that's what people do. And they have feelings even centuries old.

this is why i have issues with so many tv shows. they have so many unhealthy relationships that people actually consider that as normal and they’re just waiting for unnecessary drama that makes actually zero sense

and when we’ve finally got malec aka probably the most healthy couple on tv, they keep complaining and waiting for that drama to happen. and when we’re getting angst that actually makes sense and it’s well-delivered, they complain because it’s not the kind of drama they wanted. because they don’t care about that couple, obviously they don’t care about their feelings (especially magnus’ because they treat him like this housewife from the 50s that had to do everything that her husband told her to do). they just want two guys making out on their screen

and honestly i’m so tired with it. it’s like we’re watching a different show

anonymous asked:

hi! how do you think we'll see the first declarations of ~love~ between magnus and alec on the show? both realistically, and how you personally would write it, if you were a showrunner? :^)

I got this ask like two days ago and I’ve been thinking about this. I’ve been in many fandoms, both with US tv shows and Indian tv shows. And what I’ve noticed is that love confessions aka the ‘I LOVE YOU’, in Tellywood are always overdramatized, it’s just a thing we do. But this is also the same in US TV shows, it’s like people go out of their way to come up with this elaborate scheme , with flowers and romantic music and all that just to say I love you. Is that even realistic? Do most couples plan out a perfect proposal setting just to say I love you. 

And it got me thinking, that I don’t think i’d want it like that for Magnus and Alec. Everything about Malec has been so honest and real. And everytime I look at their relationship objectively it just seems like every ordinary relationship I’ve noticed, but the ordinariness in comparison to the over the top couples we see on television, makes their relationship so extraordinary. Malec communicate about issues, they didn’t meet one day and fall straight in love, they also didn’t meet one day and started hating on each other and then fall in love. Instead they met and slowly grew their relationship from a crush to friends to boyfriends. And it’s so realistic, and because of that I want their “confession” to be realistic. 

I’d be happy to see Magnus and Alec just cooking in the loft, and Magnus/Alec gets a call that requires them to be some place and the other quickly rushes around whilst the other one is getting ready. And then in a hurry one of them kisses the other, says ‘, don’t forget we’re having dinner tonight okay, I love you,  have a great day at work, bye’. And then that’ll be it. Because most real relationships, the whole i love you thing happens so normally and so I’d just want it to happen normally for Malec as well. No OTT, overdramaticisng it. Just them, just very real. 

anonymous asked:

I saw a post that said: "lowest tier jughead: the one from the newer comic where he's asexual but says a bunch of homophobic stuff to kevin on the same page shit tier jughead: cole sprouse" Is it really true that he says something homophobic? ): And not sure if they with Cole mean the jughead he plays in Riverdale or if it's Cole himself that's problematic? With all the problems just keeping jughead as representation, and Cole seemingly being the only one fighting for us, this made me sad...

Jughead has never said anything homophobic to Kevin that I’ve seen. I feel like whoever made that is willfully taking a panel out of context. Here it is btw:

If one wanted to reach a bit you could say Jughead is saying that everyone else can’t see clearly because of their teenage hormones. However to say this is being homophobic to specifically Kevin is out right lie as he’s making fun of Archie. (But one could also argue this equates the lack of certain hormones to being aro ace, which is old school aphobia in the first place). I mean I could write essays about this comic page and how it’s not a perfect bit of dialogue. Which I’m not to because 1) I’ve seen plenty of people already raise the varied concerns over the years 2) I’m not doing the labor for that OP who likely is a REG anyways. 

Does Cole Sprouse’s Jughead say homophobic things to Kevin in Riverdale? Not in the first two episodes. The tv series is a clusterfuck of homophobia (from Reggie) biphobia (from Kevin) and aphobia (from Reggie). 

Is Cole Sprouse problematic? Probably to some degree? Most tumblr users don’t like him because he (and/or his brother) were super friendly on tumblr for a couple months there were like k that was for our homework bye! And everyone felt ripped off and used. 

I have seen Cole be called out for anti-blackness years ago. But I think all white people passively benefit from USA’s white supremacy, and as far as I can tell this wasn’t a problem that was repetitively called out so I assume he fixed the behavior. But I also think white people need to watch themselves for passive racism all the time so if I see a problem, or see someone else point out a pattern I’ll let you know. 

Cole (again from what I see and I don’t really follow him) isn’t homophobic himself. I’ve seen him say stupid straight shit about “well a label doesn’t make a character” when dismissing erasure. But as far as I can tell he has good enough ally standing that people are like “he’s secretly gay right? Good allies are often gay.” 

TLDR: I think that OP is full of it but here’s everything I know and you can be judge for yourself.

Is This Even Real?-Isaac Lahey

Teen Wolf Imagine:#9 Prompt:#84

Word Count:2,663

Warnings: NSFW (I would say that you shouldn’t read this unless you’re 18 but you won’t listen so I won’t say it), Oral (female receiving), Unprotected sex (condoms are cheaper than babies and STDs)

A/n: Characters are at least 18 years old. This is my first time writing any sort of smut so I don’t know that it will be any good. Also I’ve had very little sexual experience so I also don’t know how accurate it will be I’m kind of just going off smut that I’ve read and porn that I’ve watched so this could be interesting. * I would like to say that getting two people undressed is way way WAY harder than I had originally anticipated *

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You know when you start watching a TV show and, as early on as the first episode, a character exhibits such a monumental level of assholery? But then, by the end of the season, they turn out to be the most misunderstood, selfless, batshit-crazily weird but almost perfect individual? Yeah, that’s F.P., Alice, and Cheryl for you, guys.
Hey kids, have I ever told you the story of how to ruin a brilliant tv show?

Step 1 Spend 9 years and 208 episodes developing characters that we know and love

Step 2 - Give us the main idea of the title of the show, and give us the perfect way to meet the mother

Step 3 - RUIN EVERYTHING ELSE, BURN ALL BRIDGES, DESTROY ALL SAID 208 EPISODES AND 9 YEARS OF A SHOW, END A SEASON’S WORTH OF HYPE BY GIVING THE COUPLE EVERYONE WAS ROOTING FOR A DIVORCE, REMOVE ALL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT FROM BOTH PEOPLE IN SAID RELATIONSHIP, END AN ENTIRE TELEVISION SERIES WORTH OF HYPE BY KILLING OFF THE MOTHER IN 20 SECONDS, THEN USE HER AS NOTHING MORE THAN A PLOT DEVICE FOR THE MAIN CHARACTER TO GET BACK PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED DIVORCEE EX GIRLFRIEND, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, FLIP OFF AN ENTIRE FUCKING FANBASE AT YOUR LEISURE

Step 4 - Take money, go home, call it a day.

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Teen Wolf AU: a teen guide to survive during crazy road trips (part 2)

Stiles was definitely good to come up with new ideas for the show. And this season, with the rival channel doing their best to put their audience all the way down, they could really use some originality. 

They were just not prepared for falling in love so hard with the new MTV band sensation.

        “I could totally do that.” Scott points out, while a new video clip comes on TV. “I mean, that’s fucking awesome! I’d totally rock the shit out of this stage” he claims, letting an excited moan come off his mouth.

         “Dude, you know that music isn’t our thing, right? We’ve already tried, and the results were not exactly exciting” Isaac nods, laughing a little. Yeah, they’ve tried. Before getting into television business, they tried pretty much everything bored teenagers could do. Music, lacrosse, skateboarding. None of that went just as right as their stupid vlog, that ended up turning into a real tv show, with real camera guys and stuff.

         Stiles isn’t really hearing their conversation. He’s much more interested in the band that is playing on the TV screen. Honestly, they look genuinely marvelous. Obviously they’re still a new band, with a very raw sound and not advanced techniques… But they have passion. And all the members have that feeling that is just unspeakable. It’s like… You wanna hook up and be friends with them at the same time. (Or maybe that’s just him freaking out over the fact that he haven’t got laid in a really long time.) Stiles’ mind seems to get a little confused at this time of night, especially after sharing some beers with Scott and Isaac.

          “Guys. This is it. It’s them! They are just-“ he stops, suddenly realizing that this is the best fucking idea he ever had “they are perfect

         “Who is perfect for what?” Scott asks, his eyebrows arching. Sometimes is just hateful how he can be stupidly dumb, but most of the time he’s just adorable. Everything about Scott is cute. And Isaac has the capacity of being even worse. These two look like two fucking puppies, making big eyes at everyone and being lovable all the time. Annoying.

         A good type of annoying, though.

         “This band! For our show, dumbass! What else could it be?” he shouts, staring at the TV, even though the video ended a couple of minutes ago and now there’s some awkward Nicki Minaj song going on.

         It would be just freaking great. Instead of interviewing the same celebrities everyone would eventually do, they would just get this band launched in the market. Their show could turn them into the ultimate indie band around, the hot topic of the summer. It would be definitely something original to come up with.

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anonymous asked:

Ok can we just appreciate 1x09?!?!?!?!? Like i'm sure we've all talked about it plenty but like????? Like that was such an amazing epside???? We got introduced to Rich, Jane and Kurt were basically on a date, Jane and Kurt were extremely badass together, we got to see the team hang out together in end. However, it did end with Patterson's boyfriend gettting murdered..... but like that was SUCH an amazing epsidoe its not even funny

OMG YES LET US TALK ABOUT 109!

This episode was a gift to man kind and a gift that keeps giving. Introducing Rich Dotcom, the greatest creature to ever grace a TV screen, and it gave us the team hanging out and being the beautiful family that they are and then the Jeller… all the beautiful perfect fanfic quality Jeller. Jeller being adorably flirty to begin with, Jeller getting dressed and Kurt losing his shit over Jane’s look, the wedding rings, being undercover as a married couple, the handholding, helping her out of the chopper, the dancing OMG THE DANCING! and then they actually open up and talk and then they continue to act like the perfectly married couple like it is the most normal thing, and the touching! all the touching and then they get to kick some ass together and win our hearts and win Rich’s heart and ughhhhhhhh this episode. Is it ok to hope that 219 is just as perfect? Pleeeeeaaaaaase???

anonymous asked:

i, an aromantic who feels nauseated at the idea of getting in a romantic relationship, can see romantic potential in sheith... like even if you dont ship it the potential is still there? theyre already closer than most romantic couples i know tbh, i think anyone who completely rejects that it could be seen that way is just in denial bc it threatens their ship

yea the way they are written is already better than most explicitly romantic relationships i’ve seen on tv. they have such a deep and trusting relationship full of love and if that isn’t the perfect base for a romantic relationship i don’t know what is. plus all those glances and casual touches..even as someone with zero romantic experience it’s pretty easy to interpret. so yea either these people are completely blind and have no idea about romance whatsoever…which i doubt, or they feel threatened because they can very well see how obvious sheith is. and now they desperately try anything to invalidate this ship. thinking that the creators can just bow down to their will and make their ship the rep in this show. and that’s just not how it works.

Top 5 Grimm Moments by Season 

Season 3, #4: Monroe proposes to Rosalee in 3x12, “The Wild Hunt”

Monroe and Rosalee’s relationship has to be one of the healthiest, most developed, and most supportive I’ve ever seen depicted on television.

After a year of getting to know each other and working together, and then another year of dating, it finally came down to this fantastic moment. This proposal was absolutely perfect. I can’t watch it without tearing up a little.

And what makes it even better in retrospect is that the show managed to avoid the pitfalls a lot of shows encounter when one of their major couples ties the knot. Monroe and Rosalee are never written with any of the cringe-worthy marital tropes other TV couples suffer through. They’re amazing together, not just a couple, but a team, and I can’t imagine this show without them.

Learning To Love // l.h

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Pairing: Luke x Reader

WARNING: Body issues, swearing and self-hatred

Description: When the times of insecurity comes rushing over Y/N, Luke will be there to help her love herself.


“Have I told you how perfect you are?” Luke whispered in your, kissing your jaw. His lips moved slowly to your lips, attaching to your mouth like a magnet attracted to the other. His tongue swirled as his lips moved perfectly against yours.

You didn’t answer him. You didn’t feel perfect. How could you be perfect? Having dinner with Calum and his supermodel girlfriend didn’t help with your confidence. As Luke gently pushed you up against a wall while his hands were moving under your shirt. As his cold fingers touched your skin, you took his hands in yours, holding hands with him and making sure he couldn’t take your top off. Gosh, you felt fat. The food you had eaten made you gain ten pounds at least, you were sure of that. As Luke kissed you, the thoughts were rambling into each other. Why didn’t you have a perfect, supermodel body like Cal’s girlfriend? While you were munching away on your food, she would laugh at every joke and eat her salad like a princess. Fuck her.

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Top 10 Television Couples
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Both equally awkward in their own way, Jess and Nick are on their way to becoming TV couple royalty, but because the relationship is new, they’ll be ranked #10 on the list. They must earn their seniority.

9. Zack and Kelly

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From Saved By the Bell, Zack Morris and Kelly Kapowski’s classic teenage romance nabs them the number 9 position. Unfortunately the extreme cheesiness of the show is what keeps the relationship from ranking higher.

8. Jesse and Rebecca

Have. Mercy. It doesn’t matter how old you are, you will always have a crush on wild free-spirited Uncle Jesse and you’ll always be jealous of Rebecca, the one who tamed him. Their relationship was cheesy in all the right ways and you have to admit that your heart melts every time you watch him sing “Forever” at their wedding.

7. Sabrina and Harvey

He fell in love with a witch. That is seriously hardcore commitment.

6. Lizzie and Gordo

You can’t help but relate to little awkward frizzy haired Gordo. His love for Lizzie melted our hearts, but damnit he should’ve been more assertive because this kiss was way too overdue.

5. Ross and Rachel

When this was the result of their first kiss you knew they’d be one of the best TV couples of all time. What keeps them from being higher on the list? The 10 years we spent agonizing over whether or not they would actually end up together.

4. Cory and Topanga

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These two took high school sweethearts to a whole new level, since they basically started dating in elementary school. I barely even like myself for a whole day, God knows how these 2 have liked each other since the sandbox days.

3. Chuck and Blair

The only reason they’re not number one on the list is because I’m bitter about the fact that I’m not Blair Waldorf.

2. Monica and Chandler

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A complete surprise, a tear-jerking proposal, and a sense of silliness unmatched by any other couple, Monica and Chandler rank number 2. You just don’t stick your head in a turkey for someone unless you’re in love with them.

And who’s the number 1 couple? Read more to find out!

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Did Nicole and Waverly have sex?

Guys if this was a YouTube video it would be classified as clickbait.

A few days ago one of my followers asked me if they did “tie the knot” ( I don’t even know if that is the right term.) aaaaanyway. So while I was doing some research on this specific topic (cause dayum I was curious af) I stumbled across this:
“Nicole Haught made it clear where her heart lies, but she also proved that when it comes to Waverly, shes patient and plenty willing to wait for her to work out her feelings in her own time.”

I feel like Waverly and Nicole aren’t just some lesbian couple on TV. They didn’t just throw them into the series to push ratings or to make the show more interesting. The writers of Wynnonna Earp made sure that they weren’t just this fake relationship that most LGBTQ+ (not all though) series have portrayed with the same “lesbian stereotypes”. I feel like they have dedicated their time to making this show perfect and one of the great examples is of Waverly and Nicole.

Mid season 1, Waverly and Nicole vaguely start talking about their relationship and Nicole says “Waverly I would never ask you to be someone you’re not” I love how they took questioning your sexuality into consideration since it is such a big thing in people’s lives. Iv heard people say to my face it isn’t a “big deal” or “ just make up your mind already”, but not knowing who you are or what you like for example, really gets to you.

Okay back on track. For me I find it that they haven’t yet, and it doesn’t really matter. If you’ve ever had the moment where you just want to be in the presence of the person you love. No sex. Just be there staring at them at like 3am in the morning. It can feel like the whole world has just stopped so you can witness and experience it; almost as if you’ve paused you’re life. It is one of the best and most precious feelings in the world.
The writers of Wynonna Earp as I see it, want to show us not just the physical connection of the characters but their emotional connection towards one another by not rushing into anything.

There are so many things that I don’t know that you guys have picked up along the way, and I’d love to hear! So if you’d like to ask anything that you’re unsure about you guys know what to do. ❤️

Till next time my Unicorn lovers 🦄💯

IT WASNT NECESSARY FOR THEM TO BREAK UP. AND WHAT IF THEY WONT GET BACK TOGETHER IN SEASON 7?! IM FUCKING DEPRESSED. GET THEM BACK TOGETHER. C’MON. THEY’RE THE ONLY REALISTIC COUPLE IN THIS TV SHOW AND YOU BREAK THEM UP?! AND WHAT YOUR GONNA FIND ANOTHER GUY FOR MUSA WHO’LL BE LIKE MOST GUYS IN THIS TV SERIES, THEY DONT EVEN ARGUE I MEAN C’MON. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP. THATS WHY NABU DIED GUYS. AND RIVEN CANT JUST LEAVE LIKE THAT. THEY CANT JUST CUT HIM OFF THE SERIES LIKE THAT. AND MUSA CANT JUST SAY THAT THEIR NOT MEANT TO BE. IT HURTS ME.