the most perfect couple on television

First You Fall

Maisie Dalton fixed things.  And Niall Horan was definitely broken.

Chapter 1

Did anyone’s day ever go well without coffee?  Maisie Dalton’s sure didn’t.  Walking through the streets of downtown Los Angeles in six inch heels was always an adventure but without the promise of a large cup of coffee in her future, it was positively horrifying.  She’d grown accustomed to the disgusting cat calls from construction workers as she walked by, some days she wondered if these men had ever been in the presence of a female before.  What woman was honestly going to respond to, “Hey Baby, lookin’ hot today.  Wanna ride me home?”

Unbelievable.

She curled her fingers around the cold steel of the handle on the huge glass door to her office building.  Some days opening that heavy ass door was harder than others.  This day was definitely the latter.

Before she’d taken two steps into the lobby she had a large cup of something shoved into her face while her assistant, Grant tried to help get her coat off.  Maisie breathed a sigh of relief as she lifted the cup to her lips,

“You’re a lifesaver.”  

Grant opened his mouth to protest but was quickly silenced when Maisie gagged.  She looked up at him, her mouth twisted in confusion,

“What the hell is in this?”

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  • If you’re 30, then a picture from 7 years ago is about a quarter of your life ago. A lot has changed. Interesting! But if you’re 50, you were already Olde As Fucke in 2010 and so this meme is AGEIST and I doth protest.
  • I had finally found the perfect mic placement on my amp and the cleaning ladies moved it, if you’re wondering what the most first worldest complaint could possibly be.
  • It’s weird. After the election I was sure we were gonna die and it was scary. Then I got better. But now I’m way more sure we’re gonna literally die, imminently, and it’s somehow less scary this time.
  • It’s almost funny. An illiterate, racist reality TV personality got elected by credulous dipshits with the help of a foreign government and a couple of bot-infested social media platforms. And now he’s in a dick-measuring contest with an insane, desperate dictator whose country is surrounded by nuclear superpowers. I’ve long held that we’re a garbage species, and this seems a fitting end. Fuck us. May whatever colonizes this rock next do better.
  • So it’s hard to get too worked up about my failed career right now, you know?
  • After six years of coaching, I’m quite convinced that the skills involved in judging a fly ball are innate or developmental, and therefore basically unteachable. “Run to where the ball will land” involves a whole lotta brain and motor skill stuff that’s wired deep. Kids get it or they don’t, and pure repetition doesn’t seem to help the don’ts. There are no words or pictures to describe it. I feel so bad for these kids. I see the frustration in their eyes and I can’t help. 
  • I am psyched to see people are getting the vinyl versions of our album before we all died, though.
  • I’m gonna make some noise now.

anonymous asked:

hi! how do you think we'll see the first declarations of ~love~ between magnus and alec on the show? both realistically, and how you personally would write it, if you were a showrunner? :^)

I got this ask like two days ago and I’ve been thinking about this. I’ve been in many fandoms, both with US tv shows and Indian tv shows. And what I’ve noticed is that love confessions aka the ‘I LOVE YOU’, in Tellywood are always overdramatized, it’s just a thing we do. But this is also the same in US TV shows, it’s like people go out of their way to come up with this elaborate scheme , with flowers and romantic music and all that just to say I love you. Is that even realistic? Do most couples plan out a perfect proposal setting just to say I love you. 

And it got me thinking, that I don’t think i’d want it like that for Magnus and Alec. Everything about Malec has been so honest and real. And everytime I look at their relationship objectively it just seems like every ordinary relationship I’ve noticed, but the ordinariness in comparison to the over the top couples we see on television, makes their relationship so extraordinary. Malec communicate about issues, they didn’t meet one day and fall straight in love, they also didn’t meet one day and started hating on each other and then fall in love. Instead they met and slowly grew their relationship from a crush to friends to boyfriends. And it’s so realistic, and because of that I want their “confession” to be realistic. 

I’d be happy to see Magnus and Alec just cooking in the loft, and Magnus/Alec gets a call that requires them to be some place and the other quickly rushes around whilst the other one is getting ready. And then in a hurry one of them kisses the other, says ‘, don’t forget we’re having dinner tonight okay, I love you,  have a great day at work, bye’. And then that’ll be it. Because most real relationships, the whole i love you thing happens so normally and so I’d just want it to happen normally for Malec as well. No OTT, overdramaticisng it. Just them, just very real. 

anonymous asked:

I saw a post that said: "lowest tier jughead: the one from the newer comic where he's asexual but says a bunch of homophobic stuff to kevin on the same page shit tier jughead: cole sprouse" Is it really true that he says something homophobic? ): And not sure if they with Cole mean the jughead he plays in Riverdale or if it's Cole himself that's problematic? With all the problems just keeping jughead as representation, and Cole seemingly being the only one fighting for us, this made me sad...

Jughead has never said anything homophobic to Kevin that I’ve seen. I feel like whoever made that is willfully taking a panel out of context. Here it is btw:

If one wanted to reach a bit you could say Jughead is saying that everyone else can’t see clearly because of their teenage hormones. However to say this is being homophobic to specifically Kevin is out right lie as he’s making fun of Archie. (But one could also argue this equates the lack of certain hormones to being aro ace, which is old school aphobia in the first place). I mean I could write essays about this comic page and how it’s not a perfect bit of dialogue. Which I’m not to because 1) I’ve seen plenty of people already raise the varied concerns over the years 2) I’m not doing the labor for that OP who likely is a REG anyways. 

Does Cole Sprouse’s Jughead say homophobic things to Kevin in Riverdale? Not in the first two episodes. The tv series is a clusterfuck of homophobia (from Reggie) biphobia (from Kevin) and aphobia (from Reggie). 

Is Cole Sprouse problematic? Probably to some degree? Most tumblr users don’t like him because he (and/or his brother) were super friendly on tumblr for a couple months there were like k that was for our homework bye! And everyone felt ripped off and used. 

I have seen Cole be called out for anti-blackness years ago. But I think all white people passively benefit from USA’s white supremacy, and as far as I can tell this wasn’t a problem that was repetitively called out so I assume he fixed the behavior. But I also think white people need to watch themselves for passive racism all the time so if I see a problem, or see someone else point out a pattern I’ll let you know. 

Cole (again from what I see and I don’t really follow him) isn’t homophobic himself. I’ve seen him say stupid straight shit about “well a label doesn’t make a character” when dismissing erasure. But as far as I can tell he has good enough ally standing that people are like “he’s secretly gay right? Good allies are often gay.” 

TLDR: I think that OP is full of it but here’s everything I know and you can be judge for yourself.

Is This Even Real?-Isaac Lahey

Teen Wolf Imagine:#9 Prompt:#84

Word Count:2,663

Warnings: NSFW (I would say that you shouldn’t read this unless you’re 18 but you won’t listen so I won’t say it), Oral (female receiving), Unprotected sex (condoms are cheaper than babies and STDs)

A/n: Characters are at least 18 years old. This is my first time writing any sort of smut so I don’t know that it will be any good. Also I’ve had very little sexual experience so I also don’t know how accurate it will be I’m kind of just going off smut that I’ve read and porn that I’ve watched so this could be interesting. * I would like to say that getting two people undressed is way way WAY harder than I had originally anticipated *

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anonymous asked:

Ok can we just appreciate 1x09?!?!?!?!? Like i'm sure we've all talked about it plenty but like????? Like that was such an amazing epside???? We got introduced to Rich, Jane and Kurt were basically on a date, Jane and Kurt were extremely badass together, we got to see the team hang out together in end. However, it did end with Patterson's boyfriend gettting murdered..... but like that was SUCH an amazing epsidoe its not even funny

OMG YES LET US TALK ABOUT 109!

This episode was a gift to man kind and a gift that keeps giving. Introducing Rich Dotcom, the greatest creature to ever grace a TV screen, and it gave us the team hanging out and being the beautiful family that they are and then the Jeller… all the beautiful perfect fanfic quality Jeller. Jeller being adorably flirty to begin with, Jeller getting dressed and Kurt losing his shit over Jane’s look, the wedding rings, being undercover as a married couple, the handholding, helping her out of the chopper, the dancing OMG THE DANCING! and then they actually open up and talk and then they continue to act like the perfectly married couple like it is the most normal thing, and the touching! all the touching and then they get to kick some ass together and win our hearts and win Rich’s heart and ughhhhhhhh this episode. Is it ok to hope that 219 is just as perfect? Pleeeeeaaaaaase???

You know when you start watching a TV show and, as early on as the first episode, a character exhibits such a monumental level of assholery? But then, by the end of the season, they turn out to be the most misunderstood, selfless, batshit-crazily weird but almost perfect individual? Yeah, that’s F.P., Alice, and Cheryl for you, guys.

I couldn’t stop crying during the wedding and I’ll tell you a few reasons why. One was of course that my favorite couple in all of television finally got married after years of fantasizing about it. But the main was because I started watching this show during a dark time in my life where I needed hope and light. This was a time when I was ridiculed for my love of musical theatre and singing. To see my favorite couple and favorite female character use the power of song to restore hope and light in their lives was the most inspiring and perfect thing that could’ve happened to me. Once Upon a Time is more than a show to me. It saved my life

Learning To Love // l.h

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Pairing: Luke x Reader

WARNING: Body issues, swearing and self-hatred

Description: When the times of insecurity comes rushing over Y/N, Luke will be there to help her love herself.


“Have I told you how perfect you are?” Luke whispered in your, kissing your jaw. His lips moved slowly to your lips, attaching to your mouth like a magnet attracted to the other. His tongue swirled as his lips moved perfectly against yours.

You didn’t answer him. You didn’t feel perfect. How could you be perfect? Having dinner with Calum and his supermodel girlfriend didn’t help with your confidence. As Luke gently pushed you up against a wall while his hands were moving under your shirt. As his cold fingers touched your skin, you took his hands in yours, holding hands with him and making sure he couldn’t take your top off. Gosh, you felt fat. The food you had eaten made you gain ten pounds at least, you were sure of that. As Luke kissed you, the thoughts were rambling into each other. Why didn’t you have a perfect, supermodel body like Cal’s girlfriend? While you were munching away on your food, she would laugh at every joke and eat her salad like a princess. Fuck her.

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Despite all the mess going on in the fandom… Let us take a moment and appreciate Sian Brooke and Andrew Scott talents. They are just beyond. That mind-blowing performance makes me shiver.

I had and still have some OTPs, which I enjoy shipping… But Euriarty (this is how it is referred to as, yes?) now became a BLOODY LUXURY CRUISE of them all. Like literally, for me they are just that ONE TRUE PAIRING.

What they did just by sharing a few minutes on screen is a true masterpiece and no one can make me think, that it is not. All that was needed is just a couple of moments to create the most intense sexual tension I have ever seen on TV screen. They even do not need words by portraying this amazing chemistry between their characters.

And it is not even about their sexuality, orientation or something like that (because someone will definitely mention it), it is about how two of them are just fascinated by and attracted for each other just because of their genius, alike, twisted, broken yet beautiful minds.

To be honest, watching this scene makes me aroused, like really aroused. And they needed so little time to create this perfect alliance of two greatest criminal minds, this astonishing sinister duet, that “devious dance” of two villains, that sort of mysterious tantric sexual intercourse between them…

It it far too amusing to watch. They are just too perfect for existence.

Andrew Scott and Sian Brooke are gorgeous beyond measure.

Top 5 Grimm Moments by Season 

Season 3, #4: Monroe proposes to Rosalee in 3x12, “The Wild Hunt”

Monroe and Rosalee’s relationship has to be one of the healthiest, most developed, and most supportive I’ve ever seen depicted on television.

After a year of getting to know each other and working together, and then another year of dating, it finally came down to this fantastic moment. This proposal was absolutely perfect. I can’t watch it without tearing up a little.

And what makes it even better in retrospect is that the show managed to avoid the pitfalls a lot of shows encounter when one of their major couples ties the knot. Monroe and Rosalee are never written with any of the cringe-worthy marital tropes other TV couples suffer through. They’re amazing together, not just a couple, but a team, and I can’t imagine this show without them.

anonymous asked:

No matter how many times I watch the episode where Emmett is a naked maid, with the guys who are just like the ones in the tv show, I just... don't get it? Lmao am I stupid? Idk. Do you get it? Like were they trying to mimic the show... like... what.

You’re not stupid! But that was actually the point! Emmett was completely enamored with the show Gay as Blazes and what it represented and how “perfect” all the characters were. They were classy, intelligent, refined, and weren’t obsessed with sex and going out and drinking. The New York Times, as Lindsay pointed out, claimed it was the most accurate depiction of gay life on TV. Meanwhile, in contrast, Brian was “this is bullshit” from the very beginning, which irritated Emmett because he wants to believe these type of people can exist. And then he meets this couple that does seem straight out of Gay as Blazes, and he’s immediately swept up in it…until he realizes they have their vices as well. But whereas at least Brian & Co. were honest about enjoying their lifestyle, Blair and Blaine were hypocrites about it, which is actually worse. Emmett comes to see that what Gay as Blazes and his employers represented was just a facade, and no matter what the critics may say, was not an accurate depiction of how people really lived. Yes, it’s a bit of a fantastical storyline, but it’s not the first time Emmett has been the focus of one of those. (Think meeting his soul mate West Side Story-style in 1x20, or his screenname coming to life.)

If you’re interested, we talk about this in episode 2x03 of the podcast, as well as the theme of hypocrisy that weaves itself throughout the entire episode. 

Hey kids, have I ever told you the story of how to ruin a brilliant tv show?

Step 1 Spend 9 years and 208 episodes developing characters that we know and love

Step 2 - Give us the main idea of the title of the show, and give us the perfect way to meet the mother

Step 3 - RUIN EVERYTHING ELSE, BURN ALL BRIDGES, DESTROY ALL SAID 208 EPISODES AND 9 YEARS OF A SHOW, END A SEASON’S WORTH OF HYPE BY GIVING THE COUPLE EVERYONE WAS ROOTING FOR A DIVORCE, REMOVE ALL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT FROM BOTH PEOPLE IN SAID RELATIONSHIP, END AN ENTIRE TELEVISION SERIES WORTH OF HYPE BY KILLING OFF THE MOTHER IN 20 SECONDS, THEN USE HER AS NOTHING MORE THAN A PLOT DEVICE FOR THE MAIN CHARACTER TO GET BACK PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED DIVORCEE EX GIRLFRIEND, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, FLIP OFF AN ENTIRE FUCKING FANBASE AT YOUR LEISURE

Step 4 - Take money, go home, call it a day.

anonymous asked:

Top 5 turk shows?

IT’S SO HARD TO CHOOSE ONLY FIVE…but I will try

- Ezel: this is a masterpiece, my friend. It’s sold to over 95+ countries.

- İçerde: I’m about to watch the new ep today as it’s mondaayyyy. Everything about this series is amazing. The mafia/police plot. Very realistic villains and DAVUT! Çağatay and Aras are just beyond perfect.

- Aşk-ı Memnu: people are still tweeting about it like crazy even though it ended seven years ago..thanks to beren saat amazing preformance. AND THE SSEXIEST SCENES IN TURKISH DRAMA EVER. 

- Muhteşem Yüzyıl: probably the most famous turkish show outside of turkey…and BALİ BEY <3333 and another perfect amazing historical drama is Diriliş: Ertuğrul it’s always number one in ratings and just wow wow wiw.

- Kara Sevda: MY HEART AND SOUL. MY FAVORITE TV SHOW MY FAVORITE COUPLE MY OTP AND NIHKEM NIHKEM!!!! The first seven episodes in this show is the very best episodes I have ever seen in ANY SERIES. Burak’s performance as 2010 kemal and then the bitter heart-broken kemal AND the dark mysterious kemal after jail. BURAK IS MY FAV. NESLIHAN İS THE BEST ACTRESS IN TURKEY. Kaan is BEYOND PERFECT I HATE HIS CHARACTER SO MUCH BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH HIM…Melisa is perfect as evil Asu….Everything about KS is perfect. 

Honorable mentions to: Kiralık Aşk (the best romance comedy drama) Vatanım Sensin, Poyraz Karayel, and Öyle Bir Geçer Zaman Ki.

Did Nicole and Waverly have sex?

Guys if this was a YouTube video it would be classified as clickbait.

A few days ago one of my followers asked me if they did “tie the knot” ( I don’t even know if that is the right term.) aaaaanyway. So while I was doing some research on this specific topic (cause dayum I was curious af) I stumbled across this:
“Nicole Haught made it clear where her heart lies, but she also proved that when it comes to Waverly, shes patient and plenty willing to wait for her to work out her feelings in her own time.”

I feel like Waverly and Nicole aren’t just some lesbian couple on TV. They didn’t just throw them into the series to push ratings or to make the show more interesting. The writers of Wynnonna Earp made sure that they weren’t just this fake relationship that most LGBTQ+ (not all though) series have portrayed with the same “lesbian stereotypes”. I feel like they have dedicated their time to making this show perfect and one of the great examples is of Waverly and Nicole.

Mid season 1, Waverly and Nicole vaguely start talking about their relationship and Nicole says “Waverly I would never ask you to be someone you’re not” I love how they took questioning your sexuality into consideration since it is such a big thing in people’s lives. Iv heard people say to my face it isn’t a “big deal” or “ just make up your mind already”, but not knowing who you are or what you like for example, really gets to you.

Okay back on track. For me I find it that they haven’t yet, and it doesn’t really matter. If you’ve ever had the moment where you just want to be in the presence of the person you love. No sex. Just be there staring at them at like 3am in the morning. It can feel like the whole world has just stopped so you can witness and experience it; almost as if you’ve paused you’re life. It is one of the best and most precious feelings in the world.
The writers of Wynonna Earp as I see it, want to show us not just the physical connection of the characters but their emotional connection towards one another by not rushing into anything.

There are so many things that I don’t know that you guys have picked up along the way, and I’d love to hear! So if you’d like to ask anything that you’re unsure about you guys know what to do. ❤️

Till next time my Unicorn lovers 🦄💯

wormdelivre  asked:

I'm sobbing because in the newest episode, Jake is the absolute best and most perfect boyfriend ever and oh my gosh when did any tv show ever had such a great couple??

I really need to catch up on Brooklyn Nine Nine because I’m missing so much!

Jake and Amy are the cutest, I love them so much and Jake is so Pure and Wonderful, it’s ridiculous.

Cheesy love story

I really do not understand why A&E created CS in first place. I mean, do…they really like Emma and Hook together? Do they realized that is the most stereotyped couple ever?

And it’s not my opinion. It’s the truth. It’s the typical M/F love story. Both white, both good-looking, both young. She’s the heroine with the tragic past. He’s the villain-not-so-villain-antihero who actually is a sexy gentleman and has a “pure soul” - LOL -, willing to do anything for his love. A white sexy bad guy redeemed for the perfect white girl. They have a lot of “troubles”, and the audience knows that those troubles are not real troubles and all is gonna end well because “they’re meant to be”. IS SO CHEAP.

Like…what is the difference between them and any other couple? Delena, Olicity, 50 shades of shit, twilight, BASICALLY EVERY CHEAP HORRIBLE MOVIE/TV SERIE. How do they not realize it? Or they do and they’re not capable of writing anything better?

Do they realize that they had RUMBELLE, a non conventional M/F couple which became in like 4/5 episodes the most popular straight couple in the world - check the polls of season 2 -, with an actor like Robert Carlyle, and they sidelined them for FIVE SEASONS? They gave them shitty lame storylines? 

And what about SwanQueen? They actually had a great F/F pairing, an interesting storyline, amazing story for both the NON-LGBT and LGBT community. A NEW story, an untold story. And they wasted it to match Emma Swan with the same old fuckboy. I don’t understand.